AAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!.....Women!!!!!!!!

[Pesty]

Utterly Clueless said:

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women supposedly maturing faster than men you'd expect something with a bit more reason but alas, this was not the case

They also supposedly can multi task. Its all balls mate, you have a lot to learn. You have been programed with feminist propaganda a few years it will take to knock it out of you.

[Glassman]

Utterly Clueless said:

Glassman said:

The problem might be:

A. Age;

I dont think age factored into it much

Glassman said:

B. He drives a MkIII Golf;

she likes me golf

Glassman said:

C. He's Welsh.

I'm english

Glassman said:

D. He's partially admitted having a small penis.

I didnt partially admit, i just noticed that my words were easily twsitable and already expecting it to be quoted twsited and mocked i decided to try and provide a counter. seems i just insitaged something that may not have been noticed

E. You're not fun

[oobster]

Let me point out the part where you went wrong:

Utterly Clueless said:

I say that its hardly fair and explain it upset me a bit

Your WAY too needy.

[Utterly Clueless]

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

[OllieWinchester]

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

Harbouring some secret gayness maybe? You're 20, going out with an 18yr old girl, you should be boning her until you are totally chafed.

[BeerForBreakfast]

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

Say again?

[Utterly Clueless]

oobster said:

Let me point out the part where you went wrong:

Utterly Clueless said:

I say that its hardly fair and explain it upset me a bit

Your WAY too needy.

no, im not. you know what its like, you feel a bit crap, you drink and it just exacerbates things, and by the 10th pint your likely to say summat silly. that pretty much what happened

[oobster]

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

PM me with her number.

[Slagathore]

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex with men who can satisfy her and im not that guy, that could have been the issue

[snowy slopes]

OllieWinchester said:

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

Harbouring some secret gayness maybe? You're 20, going out with an 18yr old girl, you should be boning her until you are totally chafed.

Predictable maybe, but funny nonetheless! I fear this may be seized upon by the "see, this is what we mean by the state of ph today" crowd!

[cazzer]

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

Mate, as a 20 year old bloke thats just not right.
Really.

[Utterly Clueless]

oobster said:

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

PM me with her number.

why PM it when i could broadcast it for all to see (or is that against forum rules?)

[oobster]

Utterly Clueless said:

oobster said:

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

PM me with her number.

why PM it when i could broadcast it for all to see (or is that against forum rules?)

Your not brave enough.

[Slagathore]

Utterly Clueless said:

oobster said:

Utterly Clueless said:

she likes sex and im not overly fussed, that could have been the issue

PM me with her number.

why PM it when i could broadcast it for all to see (or is that against forum rules?)

I'd imagine it is against forum rules!

It's also very immature!

[retrorider]

if you think its bad now,then wait until you meet a few when your older who have REAL baggage....

[Sheets Tabuer]

Utterly Clueless said:

strung me along for a bit and finished me.

[OllieWinchester]

Oh, one other thing. I don't know if its just me, but the swearing filled, pathetic, semi-rants are really starting to get on my tits.

[Glassman]

22 mins after posting this up... you went for a pay at pump question...

[DirtyHarry88]

Smack her chops and tell her if she speaks out of turn again she will not wake up the following morning.

You've got to train them.

[garycat]

Utterly Clueless said:

it upset me a bit (probably amplified due to excessive drinking (not through depresseionm was out on the lash with the lads)) and i explained that it had upset me a bit being fked around, apparently that made her feel like st and i'm now not to speak to her for a little while as a result.!!!!!

I can't believe any woman would dump someone who is able to nest parentheses correctly. She's obviously mental and you're better off without her.