Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

[snuffy]

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

[beagrizzly]

I like to roam the countryside with the dog.

Spring/summer is shorts weather.

Spring/summer is also brambles growing at about a foot a day and triffid-sized bd nettles springing up everywhere weather.

Ouch.

[Se7enheaven]

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

[Rich Boy Spanner]

Se7enheaven said:

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

Narcissism. It's just the RR and other SUV type things are their current vehicle of choice.

[Doofus]

snuffy said:

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

You can't put steel pans in a microwave.

[popeyewhite]

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Se7enheaven said:

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

Narcissism. It's just the RR and other SUV type things are their current vehicle of choice.

I am actually quite important so that's where the narcissism argument falls flat.

[beagrizzly]

popeyewhite said:

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Se7enheaven said:

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

Narcissism. It's just the RR and other SUV type things are their current vehicle of choice.

I am actually quite important so that's where the narcissism argument falls flat.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm kind of a big deal......

[hidetheelephants]

beagrizzly said:

I like to roam the countryside with the dog.

Spring/summer is shorts weather.

Spring/summer is also brambles growing at about a foot a day and triffid-sized bd nettles springing up everywhere weather.

Ouch.

You'll have to be a style leader and make chaps fashionable.

[snuffy]

Doofus said:

snuffy said:

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

You can't put steel pans in a microwave.

Well, you can if you want to. There's nothing to stop you.

[beagrizzly]

hidetheelephants said:

beagrizzly said:

I like to roam the countryside with the dog.

Spring/summer is shorts weather.

Spring/summer is also brambles growing at about a foot a day and triffid-sized bd nettles springing up everywhere weather.

Ouch.

You'll have to be a style leader and make chaps fashionable.

Now you're talking!

Leather or waxed cotton?

Rubber?

[popeyewhite]

beagrizzly said:

popeyewhite said:

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Se7enheaven said:

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

Narcissism. It's just the RR and other SUV type things are their current vehicle of choice.

I am actually quite important so that's where the narcissism argument falls flat.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm kind of a big deal......

S'funny, my Range Rover smells of leather AND rich mahogany. But being an Advanced Motorist I don't read books on the move. Maybe my phone a bit...

[captain_cynic]

Doofus said:

snuffy said:

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

You can't put steel pans in a microwave.

Yes you can... But only once.

[simon_harris]

captain_cynic said:

Doofus said:

snuffy said:

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

You can't put steel pans in a microwave.

Yes you can... But only once.

The pan will be fine...

[carlo996]

popeyewhite said:

beagrizzly said:

popeyewhite said:

Rich Boy Spanner said:

Se7enheaven said:

carlo996 said:

Range Rover drivers, driving as close as they can. I know they’re really important but wish they’d just fk off.

What is it with these wkers. I’ve honestly not seen one of these of late being driven with consideration for anyone other than themselves. They expect the traffic to part like the Red Sea so they can continue ploughing forward at breakneck speed.

Narcissism. It's just the RR and other SUV type things are their current vehicle of choice.

I am actually quite important so that's where the narcissism argument falls flat.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm kind of a big deal......

S'funny, my Range Rover smells of leather AND rich mahogany. But being an Advanced Motorist I don't read books on the move. Maybe my phone a bit...

And the delicious ending was after Mr Important had glued himself to the rear of my car he started to edge out looking for a way past. Amusing really as there was traffic ahead. Then over a mini roundabout and the inevitable launch out at warp (they like this) only to have stop sharpish and wait for traffic lights at the roadworks. By this time my high achieving friend was finding it all a bit much..so started ballooning great clouds of whatever successful flavour of vape is the one of choice these days. Up ahead the lights went green and as we were facing the new speed bumps, evil things they are, it meant a reduced speed. In fact I had to reduce my speed so much that by the time we got to the lights, they were turning red. We both laughed as I sailed through and my unfortunate new friend missed his teeth whitening appointment. He even started flashing his lights as rolled around clutching his ribs in uncontrollable amusement.

I took it as a win. Impatient prick.

[stemll]

simon_harris said:

captain_cynic said:

Doofus said:

snuffy said:

Red9zero said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Mrs making scrambled egg in a stainless steel pan then saying you don't mind washing up later do you as she runs out to work.

Where's the angle grinder

Knob of butter in the pan, plenty of stirring, then clean round the pan with a scouring pad when you wash it up. Did ours this morning.

2 minutes in the microwave.

You can't put steel pans in a microwave.

Yes you can... But only once.

The pan will be fine...

Our new Bosch microwave positively encourages putting metal in it. Says to put a spoon in any liquids being heated to stop delayed boiling and to clean it, a cup of water with a spoon in it. Not sure I'd want to put one of my steel pans in even if it would fit.

[RizzoTheRat]

beagrizzly said:

hidetheelephants said:

beagrizzly said:

I like to roam the countryside with the dog.

Spring/summer is shorts weather.

Spring/summer is also brambles growing at about a foot a day and triffid-sized bd nettles springing up everywhere weather.

Ouch.

You'll have to be a style leader and make chaps fashionable.

Now you're talking!

Leather or waxed cotton?

Rubber?

Look up Orienteering Gaitors, they're specifically designed for wading trhough nettles and brambles.

[popeyewhite]

RizzoTheRat said:

beagrizzly said:

hidetheelephants said:

beagrizzly said:

I like to roam the countryside with the dog.

Spring/summer is shorts weather.

Spring/summer is also brambles growing at about a foot a day and triffid-sized bd nettles springing up everywhere weather.

Ouch.

You'll have to be a style leader and make chaps fashionable.

Now you're talking!

Leather or waxed cotton?

Rubber?

Look up Orienteering Gaitors, they're specifically designed for wading trhough nettles and brambles.

Just wear long trousers like everyone else, until it's proper shorts weather?

[Voldemort]

Whilst we are on microwaves the fact that mine - no matter what time I select for heating will always, always ping finished with the mug handle to the rear.

[Short Grain]

CHLEMCBC said:

"so..."

Really pisses me off! Tim Parker at the Horizon Enquiry hearing started nearly every lie answer with "So....." I was swearing at the tv quite a lot!

[Dr Murdoch]

snuffy said:

2 minutes in the microwave.

Council thread is that way >>>>