A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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QuartzDad

2,340 posts

128 months

Monday 12th February
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generationx said:
Jonmx said:
Ticks a few boxes, but missing the key go fund me.
Not entirely sure a credit card constitutes 'saving for a honeymoon'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13056781/...
She appears to have married a Sontaran.
rofl

thetapeworm

11,770 posts

245 months

Monday 12th February
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A £1.35m house listing in the North...



Link.to Facebook marketplace... council, sorry.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11052007...

OzzyR1

5,892 posts

238 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO

42,471 posts

206 months

Tuesday 13th February
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I make a pilgrimage every now and again to High Edge/Buxton Raceway, up in the hills, it is indeed on a council end of motorsport, it isn't Oulton park Gold cup day with all the moneyed up silver foxes swanning round in their race gear from their million quid car back to their million quid trailer.

Its queuing for some chips and a hotdog, its standing in piss at a urinal that hasn't seemingly seen any cleaning since the seventies.

Its weird, even on a sunny day its cold, on a cold day, even if it isnt freezing its seemingly colder than anywhere on earth, you see blokes who have obviously taken a new girlfriend and not told them this and they have dressed for a nightclub, in August and are then turning blue and passing out.

Nothing makes you feel like the big, soft, middle class ponce you are than walking round the pit area, banger racers are a different breed, half man and half Scrapyard Alsatian, usually massive wearing rigger boots, dont know if its the boots or genetics but they walk different, could of course be all the injuries over the years.

No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.

But the racing is good, nothing like a Primaera hitting the wall eight feet form you and a cycloptic werewolf trying to escape before it gets splatted again, steam pissing out, smell of burning tyres, whats left of a Toyota Previa dragging itself round against all the odd of it still going as its more Yaris sized now. The odd fire, the odd roll over and then the bits where you are no longer whether its racing, theatre for the punters or the culmination of three generations of families at war erupting as they plough head first into each other and you expact death, at least the medic to come on but no, they get out and one of them rides round in the back of a very old Jag with no boot lid and a handrail installed for you to wave at, despite not having a clue what actually happened.

Its weird how much work they put into the cars to smash up, paint is often better than a lot of road cars, can be weeks of prep, the classic car people bemoan banger racing but most are just shells and are something else underneath with the valuable bits sold off, and something welded up so it can race.

Start again in March, think will take a trip up, took my now wife up for one of her first dates, we went on a romantic reprise of that and suffice to say, some flowers and a meal are better, she stuck it for about two hours to her credit.


Yep, its council, but could you imagine middle class banger racing, way too polite and exchanging details after a minor prang, week off work etc ?




MDMA .

9,162 posts

107 months

Tuesday 13th February
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thetapeworm said:
A £1.35m house listing in the North...



Link.to Facebook marketplace... council, sorry.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11052007...
It’s a semi, so Council as standard.

Upinflames

1,751 posts

184 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO said:
I make a pilgrimage every now and again to High Edge/Buxton Raceway, up in the hills, it is indeed on a council end of motorsport, it isn't Oulton park Gold cup day with all the moneyed up silver foxes swanning round in their race gear from their million quid car back to their million quid trailer.

Its queuing for some chips and a hotdog, its standing in piss at a urinal that hasn't seemingly seen any cleaning since the seventies.

Its weird, even on a sunny day its cold, on a cold day, even if it isnt freezing its seemingly colder than anywhere on earth, you see blokes who have obviously taken a new girlfriend and not told them this and they have dressed for a nightclub, in August and are then turning blue and passing out.

Nothing makes you feel like the big, soft, middle class ponce you are than walking round the pit area, banger racers are a different breed, half man and half Scrapyard Alsatian, usually massive wearing rigger boots, dont know if its the boots or genetics but they walk different, could of course be all the injuries over the years.

No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.

But the racing is good, nothing like a Primaera hitting the wall eight feet form you and a cycloptic werewolf trying to escape before it gets splatted again, steam pissing out, smell of burning tyres, whats left of a Toyota Previa dragging itself round against all the odd of it still going as its more Yaris sized now. The odd fire, the odd roll over and then the bits where you are no longer whether its racing, theatre for the punters or the culmination of three generations of families at war erupting as they plough head first into each other and you expact death, at least the medic to come on but no, they get out and one of them rides round in the back of a very old Jag with no boot lid and a handrail installed for you to wave at, despite not having a clue what actually happened.

Its weird how much work they put into the cars to smash up, paint is often better than a lot of road cars, can be weeks of prep, the classic car people bemoan banger racing but most are just shells and are something else underneath with the valuable bits sold off, and something welded up so it can race.

Start again in March, think will take a trip up, took my now wife up for one of her first dates, we went on a romantic reprise of that and suffice to say, some flowers and a meal are better, she stuck it for about two hours to her credit.


Yep, its council, but could you imagine middle class banger racing, way too polite and exchanging details after a minor prang, week off work etc ?
Love it up there, went for the F1 stockcars last summer, just incredible.

Downward

3,967 posts

109 months

Tuesday 13th February
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markymarkthree said:
bobtail4x4 said:
on our local page

for dads day

BRAYLON yikes that's a new one. biggrin
Poor person will spend the rest of their life been asked how do you spell that ?!

nuyorican

1,366 posts

108 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO said:
I make a pilgrimage every now and again to High Edge/Buxton Raceway, up in the hills, it is indeed on a council end of motorsport, it isn't Oulton park Gold cup day with all the moneyed up silver foxes swanning round in their race gear from their million quid car back to their million quid trailer.

Its queuing for some chips and a hotdog, its standing in piss at a urinal that hasn't seemingly seen any cleaning since the seventies.

Its weird, even on a sunny day its cold, on a cold day, even if it isnt freezing its seemingly colder than anywhere on earth, you see blokes who have obviously taken a new girlfriend and not told them this and they have dressed for a nightclub, in August and are then turning blue and passing out.

Nothing makes you feel like the big, soft, middle class ponce you are than walking round the pit area, banger racers are a different breed, half man and half Scrapyard Alsatian, usually massive wearing rigger boots, dont know if its the boots or genetics but they walk different, could of course be all the injuries over the years.

No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.

But the racing is good, nothing like a Primaera hitting the wall eight feet form you and a cycloptic werewolf trying to escape before it gets splatted again, steam pissing out, smell of burning tyres, whats left of a Toyota Previa dragging itself round against all the odd of it still going as its more Yaris sized now. The odd fire, the odd roll over and then the bits where you are no longer whether its racing, theatre for the punters or the culmination of three generations of families at war erupting as they plough head first into each other and you expact death, at least the medic to come on but no, they get out and one of them rides round in the back of a very old Jag with no boot lid and a handrail installed for you to wave at, despite not having a clue what actually happened.

Its weird how much work they put into the cars to smash up, paint is often better than a lot of road cars, can be weeks of prep, the classic car people bemoan banger racing but most are just shells and are something else underneath with the valuable bits sold off, and something welded up so it can race.

Start again in March, think will take a trip up, took my now wife up for one of her first dates, we went on a romantic reprise of that and suffice to say, some flowers and a meal are better, she stuck it for about two hours to her credit.


Yep, its council, but could you imagine middle class banger racing, way too polite and exchanging details after a minor prang, week off work etc ?
Good lord, you've certainly sold that, sounds fantastic!

I'm not far from Buxton, see you in March wink

Tyrell Corp

256 posts

26 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Wildcat45 said:
Slightly serious post.


...became more receptive when my wife - a secondary school teacher who has a reputation amongst colleagues and kids for not taking any st - explained to her that there was an easy way and a hard way to get this issue sorted, and a little courtesy might be a plan.

I’ve a dreadful feeling we are in for obstacle after obstacle here. Not just from the HA but from the scruffy man next door who by the smell coming through from next door, is an avid herbal enthusiast.


Also, we will be clearing the house at some point. Is it best to leave beds, sofas white goods and garden furniture in the front garden or throw them into the road? :-)


Edited by Wildcat45 on Sunday 11th February 18:01
Careful with trying to outsmart housing officers, easily done but they tend to be little Hitlers, used to dealing with idiots all day and rarely held to account. They can really throw spanners in the works if you rub them up the wrong way.

You'll also be needing a rubbishy hot hatch now for the garden, bonus points if it is lowered with wide wheels and tints.

Why not put a dealing hatch in the door, knock out a few £10 bags before the gaff is sold?

Etiquette of dumping sofas in front garden or just onto the road is debatable - bear in mind bin liners of nappies etc will get blown around by the wind to a certain extent so I wouldn't be too concerned.

Top tip, put your wheelie bin just under front window so you can dump stuff through window.

Finally, for a finishing touch, get an aerosol can of paint and spray house number onto brickwork - next to the 'No Ball Games' sign.


Downward

3,967 posts

109 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Strangely Brown said:
Jonmx said:
Ticks a few boxes, but missing the key go fund me.
Not entirely sure a credit card constitutes 'saving for a honeymoon'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13056781/...
Suffers from agoraphobia but is going on honeymoon to The Maldives. Yeah, OK.
Double Dole Poles for increased PIP payments.

Tyrell Corp

256 posts

26 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO said:




Nothing makes you feel like the big, soft, middle class ponce you are than walking round the pit area, banger racers are a different breed, half man and half Scrapyard Alsatian, usually massive wearing rigger boots, don't know if its the boots or genetics but they walk different, could of course be all the injuries over the years.

:0


Edited by Tyrell Corp on Tuesday 13th February 13:45

paulw123

3,599 posts

196 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Downward said:
Strangely Brown said:
Jonmx said:
Ticks a few boxes, but missing the key go fund me.
Not entirely sure a credit card constitutes 'saving for a honeymoon'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13056781/...
Suffers from agoraphobia but is going on honeymoon to The Maldives. Yeah, OK.
Double Dole Poles for increased PIP payments.
A whole lot of council there. Chap must have had their PIN number to withdraw cash so more to it that they are letting on.

RustyMX5

8,217 posts

223 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.

LastPoster

2,652 posts

189 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO said:
I make a pilgrimage every now and again to High Edge/Buxton Raceway, up in the hills, it is indeed on a council end of motorsport, it isn't Oulton park Gold cup day with all the moneyed up silver foxes swanning round in their race gear from their million quid car back to their million quid trailer.

Its queuing for some chips and a hotdog, its standing in piss at a urinal that hasn't seemingly seen any cleaning since the seventies.

Its weird, even on a sunny day its cold, on a cold day, even if it isnt freezing its seemingly colder than anywhere on earth, you see blokes who have obviously taken a new girlfriend and not told them this and they have dressed for a nightclub, in August and are then turning blue and passing out.

Nothing makes you feel like the big, soft, middle class ponce you are than walking round the pit area, banger racers are a different breed, half man and half Scrapyard Alsatian, usually massive wearing rigger boots, dont know if its the boots or genetics but they walk different, could of course be all the injuries over the years.

No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.

But the racing is good, nothing like a Primaera hitting the wall eight feet form you and a cycloptic werewolf trying to escape before it gets splatted again, steam pissing out, smell of burning tyres, whats left of a Toyota Previa dragging itself round against all the odd of it still going as its more Yaris sized now. The odd fire, the odd roll over and then the bits where you are no longer whether its racing, theatre for the punters or the culmination of three generations of families at war erupting as they plough head first into each other and you expact death, at least the medic to come on but no, they get out and one of them rides round in the back of a very old Jag with no boot lid and a handrail installed for you to wave at, despite not having a clue what actually happened.

Its weird how much work they put into the cars to smash up, paint is often better than a lot of road cars, can be weeks of prep, the classic car people bemoan banger racing but most are just shells and are something else underneath with the valuable bits sold off, and something welded up so it can race.

Start again in March, think will take a trip up, took my now wife up for one of her first dates, we went on a romantic reprise of that and suffice to say, some flowers and a meal are better, she stuck it for about two hours to her credit.


Yep, its council, but could you imagine middle class banger racing, way too polite and exchanging details after a minor prang, week off work etc ?
It’s ‘Alan Bennett goes Banger racing’

About right though, Charterhouse high in the Mendips is much the same thumbup

Dan Singh

961 posts

56 months

Tuesday 13th February
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RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
I viewed a house once that had a toilet in the master bedroom. There was a small wash basin next to it. Struck me as rather odd they didn't make it into an small en suite as the room was quite large.

gazza285

10,097 posts

214 months

Tuesday 13th February
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J4CKO said:
No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.
Fanfare for the Common Man was also used at Odsal Top, I had no idea it dragged on for so long, it would come on as the cars started their rolling lap, so you would here a steady lap’s worth, then it was gone as soon as the green flag waved, lost in the din from twenty odd V8s with open pipes.

ChemicalChaos

10,487 posts

166 months

Tuesday 13th February
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RustyMX5 said:
Having a toilet in a bathroom is council.
Sorry, what? And again, what?

Are you one of those weirdos who has a tiny toilet room next to a perfectly good bathroom? Or worse, a tiny toilet room with no sink next to a perfectly good bathroom?

A toilet in the bathroom makes perfect sense when you want to "S,S,S" without having to traipse across the house inbetween!

A500leroy

5,474 posts

124 months

Tuesday 13th February
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OzzyR1 said:
Deserves recognition.

A500leroy

5,474 posts

124 months

Tuesday 13th February
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Wildcat45 said:
Slightly serious post.

It looks like I’m going to have to deal with council things. My wife has inherited a former council house. It looks like it was a pleasant little street once. Red brick 1950s houses with gardens. It’s now pretty obvious which of the houses are owned and which are rented.

Already we have had one tenant’s broken promise. Recent storms brought a tree down from the adjoining council house. The bloke who lives there promised to chop it up and remove it. He hasn’t.

The housing association are already trying to wriggle out of responsibility for something. Apparently the person at the HA had quite a dismissive and rude manner about her when she thought my wife lived in the house. She became more receptive when my wife - a secondary school teacher who has a reputation amongst colleagues and kids for not taking any st - explained to her that there was an easy way and a hard way to get this issue sorted, and a little courtesy might be a plan.

I’ve a dreadful feeling we are in for obstacle after obstacle here. Not just from the HA but from the scruffy man next door who by the smell coming through from next door, is an avid herbal enthusiast.

There are a couple of folks here who clearly know their stuff when dealing with HAs and tenants.. it’s a straightforward estate. My wife is executor and beneficiary and she’s going to sell it once things are sorted.

Would the best way to proceed here be:

Being nice and let things move at the HA’s pace?
Going in tough with requests, expectations and deadlines?
Have a “straightener” with the man next door in a pub car park?
Have the above but with the lady from the housing association. .
Just let the solicitor deal with it? (A potentilla expensive Excercise.)

Also, we will be clearing the house at some point. Is it best to leave beds, sofas white goods and garden furniture in the front garden or throw them into the road? :-)


Edited by Wildcat45 on Sunday 11th February 18:01
Why not just move in? free house an' all.

Castrol for a knave

5,199 posts

97 months

Tuesday 13th February
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gazza285 said:
J4CKO said:
No mouldy old Dough there, it is "Fanfare for the common Man" through the scratchiest and most incomprehensible PA you could buy in the fifties, you get a blast of words you cant make out, maybe the odd number of a car, then "Bump a didla, bump a didla, duh duh Duuur" of ELP for six seconds and then they are off and the music stops, so I find it very weird hearing any more than six seconds of that song now.
Fanfare for the Common Man was also used at Odsal Top, I had no idea it dragged on for so long, it would come on as the cars started their rolling lap, so you would here a steady lap’s worth, then it was gone as soon as the green flag waved, lost in the din from twenty odd V8s with open pipes.
I used to live not far from Odsal. My childhood was mostly spent dealing wit the tinnitus that was caused by the speedway and stockcars.

Loads of my mate's dads on our estate had a window sticker that said "Stu Smith, Living Legend" on their respective Cortina/ Capri/Hilman Hunter.