Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

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Pixelpeep 135

8,600 posts

145 months

Monday 28th February 2022
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i love whiteboards. I think they're remarkable.

havoc

30,416 posts

238 months

Monday 28th February 2022
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Stealthracer said:
Doofus said:
In all seriousness; I wonder how much longer those puppet things will survive
How do you know those are Russian accents? Might be Ukrainian!
Can't be...no one's put polonium in their tea! biggrin

madbadger

11,598 posts

247 months

Monday 28th February 2022
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havoc said:
Stealthracer said:
Doofus said:
In all seriousness; I wonder how much longer those puppet things will survive
How do you know those are Russian accents? Might be Ukrainian!
Can't be...no one's put polonium in their tea! biggrin
Gone now. thumbup

Earl of Hazzard

3,615 posts

161 months

Monday 28th February 2022
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havoc

30,416 posts

238 months

Monday 28th February 2022
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That is the worst photoshop I've ever seen.

glenrobbo

35,725 posts

153 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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havoc said:
That is the worst photoshop I've ever seen.
Well, I quite liked it. smile

Porsche guy

3,465 posts

230 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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glenrobbo said:
havoc said:
That is the worst photoshop I've ever seen.
Well, I quite liked it. smile
+1

paua

6,025 posts

146 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Well, I quite liked it. smile
GR, old chap, you're UP early. She looks nothing like Kylie.

OddCat

2,649 posts

174 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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Earl of Hazzard said:
...well she doesn't look too unhappy in the picture. Maybe we need to see a picture of the Ukrainian refugee ?

grumpy52

5,663 posts

169 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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I just got home and the wife's been on ebay all day . If I don't get a decent offer I'll lower her price tomorrow.

MartG

20,869 posts

207 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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john2443

6,367 posts

214 months

Tuesday 1st March 2022
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MartG

20,869 posts

207 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office revealed that:

North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese

Pixelpeep 135

8,600 posts

145 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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My Spanish neighbour has just had a right go at me for playing madness songs too loud.

Miguel's mad at me

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

282 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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A Latvian ponder world situation and hide potato.

Is not surprise. Is sad.




JMGS4

8,743 posts

273 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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What new car do yorkshire people drive?




a VW E-UP




running for cover

Nimby

4,710 posts

153 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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JMGS4 said:
What new car do yorkshire people drive?




a VW E-UP


running for cover
Only if it's a Redcar.



Edited by Nimby on Wednesday 2nd March 15:20

Vipers

33,002 posts

231 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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Earl of Hazzard

3,615 posts

161 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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laugh

Caruso

7,457 posts

259 months

Wednesday 2nd March 2022
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I once entered the Kleptomaniacs World Championships.

I took gold, silver and bronze medals.