Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT"
I googled using the D word today.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT" I googled using the D word today.
Female work colleague driving us through rush hour traffic after a long day in London.
I sit there in the passenger seat swearing at various idiots pulling out in front of us and generally holding us up etc etc
Female colleague laughing, "What's with you being so sweary? You've used the F-word, the T-work and the C-word in the last 5 mins, well not the bad C-word, so that's OK - I do like Cock."
It took her a second or so to realise what she'd just said.
I sit there in the passenger seat swearing at various idiots pulling out in front of us and generally holding us up etc etc
Female colleague laughing, "What's with you being so sweary? You've used the F-word, the T-work and the C-word in the last 5 mins, well not the bad C-word, so that's OK - I do like Cock."
It took her a second or so to realise what she'd just said.
Pit Pony said:
wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"
I googled using the D word today.
At the risk of a woosh parrot, what is the D word?I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT" I googled using the D word today.
Pit Pony said:
wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"
I googled using the D word today.
Erm, not sure that is a classic. I'd be googling "Relate" and getting home to talk...I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT" I googled using the D word today.
Pit Pony said:
wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"
I googled using the D word today.
And how does that make you feel? I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT" I googled using the D word today.
Pit Pony said:
wife hasn't spoken to me since Sunday other than a 'TEXT argument' as she won't answer the phone.
I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt bh on acid with PMT"
I googled using the D word today.
Just reply "It's not me that's tearing us apart. It's love. Love will tear us apart. Again."I guess that the last text of about 20 similar : "YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS ONCE AND 4 ALL AND UNTIL YOU DO IT IS YOU THAT IS TEARING US APART"
doesn't mean "Yes, you are right, i am over reacting and behaving like a spoilt b
h on acid with PMT" I googled using the D word today.
I reckon she'll laugh and you'll be up to your nuts in guts before the day is out.
SistersofPercy said:
Last weekend I noticed other half's phone on the fireplace. I text him to say 'you've forgotten your phone'. On hearing it beep I realised I'd had a brain fart.
I'm normally not that bad.
I'm normally not that bad.
Reminds me of being asked why I didn't text to say my phone was flat & I couldn't call.
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