Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40
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Gude Moaneve Landlubbers, Sealubbers, Skylubbers and Young lumbers wherever you are: be brave, stay constant and true...
Marshmallows indeed. Mmmmm. Are we allowed such frivolities in these straightened times of austerity?
Good luck with the crossing, Magoo. I can only wonder how you propose to get your towing vehicle, trailer and 20v Turbo Coupe plus spares onto the inflatable dinghy, but I know you're a resourceful and ingenious chap capable of overcoming any lobstercle.
Just watch out for Storm Agnes chasing you up La Manche.
I presume you're aiming for Newhaven and not Tromsø?
Good luck Sailor!
I'm sure Bobvers will be waiting to welcome you ashore at 04:30hrs tomorrow morning with a tasty Fish Finger Sandwich and a nice hot cuppa to keep you going.
Marshmallows indeed. Mmmmm. Are we allowed such frivolities in these straightened times of austerity?
Good luck with the crossing, Magoo. I can only wonder how you propose to get your towing vehicle, trailer and 20v Turbo Coupe plus spares onto the inflatable dinghy, but I know you're a resourceful and ingenious chap capable of overcoming any lobstercle.
Just watch out for Storm Agnes chasing you up La Manche.
I presume you're aiming for Newhaven and not Tromsø?
Good luck Sailor!
I'm sure Bobvers will be waiting to welcome you ashore at 04:30hrs tomorrow morning with a tasty Fish Finger Sandwich and a nice hot cuppa to keep you going.
glenrobbo said:
Gude Moaneve Landlubbers, Sealubbers, Skylubbers and Young lumbers wherever you are: be brave, stay constant and true...
Marshmallows indeed. Mmmmm. Are we allowed such frivolities in these straightened times of austerity?
Good luck with the crossing, Magoo. I can only wonder how you propose to get your towing vehicle, trailer and 20v Turbo Coupe plus spares onto the inflatable dinghy, but I know you're a resourceful and ingenious chap capable of overcoming any lobstercle.
Just watch out for Storm Agnes chasing you up La Manche.
I presume you're aiming for Newhaven and not Tromsø?
Good luck Sailor!
I'm sure Bobvers will be waiting to welcome you ashore at 04:30hrs tomorrow morning with a tasty Fish Finger Sandwich and a nice hot cuppa to keep you going.
Yes. Marshmallows. But that's ALL we're allowed.Marshmallows indeed. Mmmmm. Are we allowed such frivolities in these straightened times of austerity?
Good luck with the crossing, Magoo. I can only wonder how you propose to get your towing vehicle, trailer and 20v Turbo Coupe plus spares onto the inflatable dinghy, but I know you're a resourceful and ingenious chap capable of overcoming any lobstercle.
Just watch out for Storm Agnes chasing you up La Manche.
I presume you're aiming for Newhaven and not Tromsø?
Good luck Sailor!
I'm sure Bobvers will be waiting to welcome you ashore at 04:30hrs tomorrow morning with a tasty Fish Finger Sandwich and a nice hot cuppa to keep you going.
I've just been checking up on Storm Agnes.
Apparently she is the daughter of Hurricane Nigel, who is unrelated to Alex Higgins AFAIK.
Stormy Agnes has not revealed weather(sic) or not she has had a nefair with the nefarious Donald J. Trump.
Agnes seems more inclined to be wreaking havoc up the Bristol Channel and across the Irish Sea and into Scotland rather than interfering with Magoo's passage.
But I would still advise him not to fill his glass to the brim to avoid any spillage during the crossing. I can't abide waste.
At least he's not venturing out across the Bay of Bisto this evening. Unless his Satnav is as old and useless as mine, in which case he's in the lap of the gods.
Hump Day, eh?
https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?si=L9uGryCODbUuMYih
Are we nearly there yet?
Apparently she is the daughter of Hurricane Nigel, who is unrelated to Alex Higgins AFAIK.
Stormy Agnes has not revealed weather(sic) or not she has had a nefair with the nefarious Donald J. Trump.
Agnes seems more inclined to be wreaking havoc up the Bristol Channel and across the Irish Sea and into Scotland rather than interfering with Magoo's passage.
But I would still advise him not to fill his glass to the brim to avoid any spillage during the crossing. I can't abide waste.
At least he's not venturing out across the Bay of Bisto this evening. Unless his Satnav is as old and useless as mine, in which case he's in the lap of the gods.
Hump Day, eh?
https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?si=L9uGryCODbUuMYih
Are we nearly there yet?
Let’s hope the storm is not up Magoos passage but rather in a teacup.
Bobbers don’t put yourself to any trouble as Mrs H and myself had a fish finger sandwich for our evening meal last night as she finished work late.
Bangers and mash with veg and gravy tonight hurrah.
I’m reading Spitfire by John Nichol at the moment an excellent read.
Bobbers don’t put yourself to any trouble as Mrs H and myself had a fish finger sandwich for our evening meal last night as she finished work late.
Bangers and mash with veg and gravy tonight hurrah.
I’m reading Spitfire by John Nichol at the moment an excellent read.
hammo19 said:
I’m reading Spitfire by John Nichol at the moment an excellent read.
I have that on my tablet/kindle reader along with many others. Last minute stuff then off to the airport, so might be a little disorientated the next couple of weeks as I'm travelling 9 hours to be 5 hours behind Trivton Towers time.Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Today is the Memsahib's birthday and she has requested Coq au Vin for this evening.
I know where there are some chooks, I just need to borrow Don's Transit.
Excellent, _404! You'll need a mattress in the back of the Mafia van so it's nice and comfy. I know where there are some chooks, I just need to borrow Don's Transit.
Happy Birthday to the Memsahib.
I hope she enjoys the romantic surprise!
I also have chicken tonight: a kilo pack of chicken breasts: I'm thinking of doing a batch of satay and/or chicken peri-peri, with a view to freezing some of it.
Sailor V
Bobberoo said:
Happy holidays Byker, but I'm not sure we'll notice the difference in your posting habits!!!
The next person who mentions FFS gets a full bare naked bare hug, with extra grunting!!!!
Phew! I was going to post just yesterday, as a piece of trivia if a page 2 save was needed, that on that very day in 1955 Birdseye Fish Fingers went on sale for the first time (well, according to t'internet anyway)! What a lucky escape, the consequence does not bare thinking about!The next person who mentions FFS gets a full bare naked bare hug, with extra grunting!!!!
Heathrow do a FFS if you ask nicely - on the kids menu
https://www.heathrow.com/content/dam/heathrow/web/...
and we established at Bicester PH25 Bobbers you're the only one with that opinion about them being wrong
EDIT!!!
It's on the main menu
https://www.heathrow.com/content/dam/heathrow/web/...
https://www.heathrow.com/content/dam/heathrow/web/...
and we established at Bicester PH25 Bobbers you're the only one with that opinion about them being wrong
EDIT!!!
It's on the main menu
https://www.heathrow.com/content/dam/heathrow/web/...
glenrobbo said:
WATCH OUT, PAUA! ERROR _404's AFTER YER CHOOKS!!!
Ah've installated a leccy fence, & it hasnae stopped rainin for some days. He'll get one (1) legover th fence, then be stuck (& sinkin) in th mud.8000 (eight fousand) volty things thru one's testicular undercarriage discourages th misappropriating of chooks.
And besides, David Mc Callum is standing guard, 404 will never see him.
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