Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40
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Byker28i said:
We have a pick up truck parked outside 4 doors down. Since 5am this morning it's alarm has been going off every minute or more. It attracted a note by 7am, another by about 10am, 2 more by lunchtime and the alarms are still going off.
Mention no names but someone has been out with huge cutters, but it seems the alarm has it's own battery...
But it will have a fuse, so it the alarm also flashes the headlights then replacing a bulb with some tin foil...Mention no names but someone has been out with huge cutters, but it seems the alarm has it's own battery...
I went to catch the bus this morning at 06:30 BST.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
I went to catch the bus this morning at 06:30 BST.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
Surprised you didn’t go on a 11 hour walk through rock and ravine type scenery when the bus didn’t turn up……
hammo19 said:
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
I went to catch the bus this morning at 06:30 BST.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
No bus.
No explanation.
No offer to refund my ticket money.
Nada.
I went sailing instead, and had a cheese and ham roll.
I've just fed a baby bat and poured myself a gin and soda. With lime juice, since it's Sunday.
I might have a knurly knight after all that fun.
Surprised you didn’t go on a 11 hour walk through rock and ravine type scenery when the bus didn’t turn up……
e-honda said:
Is sad. 
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Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 30th June 23:38
Morning, it is morning isn't it? 
The human brain is an amazing thing, and a f
king nightmare in equal measures, awoke at 0240 due to my annoying nasal drain and promptly spent the rest of the night dozing and waking and worrying about stuff I need to do with regards to sorting out my dad giving up his flat and worrying about the fact that I signed the contract for his care which implies we'll cover the costs if the council stop paying, now I'm sat here tired, fed up and still worried.
The human brain is an amazing thing, and a f
king nightmare in equal measures, awoke at 0240 due to my annoying nasal drain and promptly spent the rest of the night dozing and waking and worrying about stuff I need to do with regards to sorting out my dad giving up his flat and worrying about the fact that I signed the contract for his care which implies we'll cover the costs if the council stop paying, now I'm sat here tired, fed up and still worried.
Gud moaneve!
Today, I will be mostly in the company of my first-born, and for part of the time will be firing cricket (practice*) balls at him. For the rest of the time I will be doing steppage, and probably washing my car.
A packed day ahead, moustache!
*Same size and weight as a normal cricket ball, but with dimples like a golf ball. The bowling machine can be cranked up to 95mph, but as he's never likely to face Mark Wood or Jofra Archer, we keep it to around 60-65mph, the kind of pace that club bowlers can generate, although they all think they're much quicker. The cricket centre is on the outskirts of the Peoples' Republic of Basinstoke**, but it's a nice drive if you know the back roads.
**A few years ago there was a movement to re-name Basingstoke "Amazingstoke". It never really took off, because people thought that it was a stupid idea, on account of Basingstoke being a sthole, regardless of how it's dressed up.
Today, I will be mostly in the company of my first-born, and for part of the time will be firing cricket (practice*) balls at him. For the rest of the time I will be doing steppage, and probably washing my car.
A packed day ahead, moustache!
*Same size and weight as a normal cricket ball, but with dimples like a golf ball. The bowling machine can be cranked up to 95mph, but as he's never likely to face Mark Wood or Jofra Archer, we keep it to around 60-65mph, the kind of pace that club bowlers can generate, although they all think they're much quicker. The cricket centre is on the outskirts of the Peoples' Republic of Basinstoke**, but it's a nice drive if you know the back roads.
**A few years ago there was a movement to re-name Basingstoke "Amazingstoke". It never really took off, because people thought that it was a stupid idea, on account of Basingstoke being a s
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