Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
JonRB said:
Mobsta said:
Keep it clean and unlocked, we might eventually get to the evidence.
Just what I was thinking 
Here it is. Couldnt fairly blame anyone for suspecting her...
And I don't own a writing pad, which proves its genuine
Edited by Mobsta on Friday 27th February 18:28
TheEnd said:
moleamol said:
Curious use of quotation marks. 
It's as if she was quoting someone else Someone on the stairs..
On that basis she's quite obviously a communist. Tread carefull, comrade.
I'm actually something of an amateur lexicographer so can possibly give you a little more insight.
Female, definitely, you can tell from the trailing curlicues.
The height of the f in "if" suggests she has a warm and open personality.
The use of the open "open dots" in the exclamation marks points to a romantic personality and the topping and bottoming of the capital I indicates she is honest and trustworthy.
The similarity of her "C" and "L"s means she is also quite vivacious and outgoing.
The almost capital K in "like" is a definite pointer to her being in season, fertile and longing to have her mimsy invaded by you dropping your trollies and coughing your filthy yoghurt.
HTH
Female, definitely, you can tell from the trailing curlicues.
The height of the f in "if" suggests she has a warm and open personality.
The use of the open "open dots" in the exclamation marks points to a romantic personality and the topping and bottoming of the capital I indicates she is honest and trustworthy.
The similarity of her "C" and "L"s means she is also quite vivacious and outgoing.
The almost capital K in "like" is a definite pointer to her being in season, fertile and longing to have her mimsy invaded by you dropping your trollies and coughing your filthy yoghurt.
HTH
DrTre said:
I'm actually something of an amateur lexicographer so can possibly give you a little more insight.
Female, definitely, you can tell from the trailing curlicues.
The height of the f in "if" suggests she has a warm and open personality.
The use of the open "open dots" in the exclamation marks points to a romantic personality and the topping and bottoming of the capital I indicates she is honest and trustworthy.
The similarity of her "C" and "L"s means she is also quite vivacious and outgoing.
The almost capital K in "like" is a definite pointer to her being in season, fertile and longing to have her mimsy invaded by you dropping your trollies and coughing your filthy yoghurt.
HTH
And the fact that she has put a note saying I get lonely and if you do call me on your car with a mobile indicates she's a professional. And I don't mean car valet...Female, definitely, you can tell from the trailing curlicues.
The height of the f in "if" suggests she has a warm and open personality.
The use of the open "open dots" in the exclamation marks points to a romantic personality and the topping and bottoming of the capital I indicates she is honest and trustworthy.
The similarity of her "C" and "L"s means she is also quite vivacious and outgoing.
The almost capital K in "like" is a definite pointer to her being in season, fertile and longing to have her mimsy invaded by you dropping your trollies and coughing your filthy yoghurt.
HTH
TheEnd said:
DrTre said:
Arse....just realised this dictionary I'm writing is completely wrong.
Quick Baldrick, we'll need to do another one!Anyway- what about the cursive s in is, i didn't think many people did that these days.
Hmmm...you're right...I, along with my able assistant here, have discerned she is also 94.
Edited by DrTre on Friday 27th February 20:55
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