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Cap'n Custud

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1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Christ.

That almost makes us brother and sister.


Oh well, I'm still up for it.

ali_kat

32,019 posts

227 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Christ.

That almost makes us brother and sister.


Oh well, I'm still up for it.
rofl

scotal

8,751 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Yep you're in the Caravan Club.

Burn the witch! burn the witch!

Cap'n Custud

Original Poster:

1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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ali_kat said:
Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Christ.

That almost makes us brother and sister.


Oh well, I'm still up for it.
rofl
and anothor rofl

Now THAT made me laugh! Not enough to eject my coffee on my keyboard though (Why would anyone want to do that?)

Tuna

19,930 posts

290 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Not enough to eject my coffee on my keyboard though (Why would anyone want to do that?)
'Cos coffee is the drink of the devil?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Yep you're in the Caravan Club.

Burn the witch! burn the witch!
Watch it sonny.

She's got protection.

It'll come silently in the night, under cover of fibre glass.

The only thing you'll know about it is the chink of a jacking handle winding down 4 stabilisers, the whoosh of a propane bottle turning on and a faint whiff of cassette toilet racasan. Then it'll be Laura Ashely curtains for you, boyo.

scotal

8,751 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Yep you're in the Caravan Club.

Burn the witch! burn the witch!
Watch it sonny.

She's got protection.

It'll come silently in the night, under cover of fibre glass.

The only thing you'll know about it is the chink of a jacking handle winding down 4 stabilisers, the whoosh of a propane bottle turning on and a faint whiff of cassette toilet racasan. Then it'll be Laura Ashely curtains for you, boyo.
rofl Very good.

But whatever you call it you still st in a bucket.



Cap'n Custud

Original Poster:

1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
Cap'n Custud said:
My dad owns a caravan. Am I guilty by association?
Yep you're in the Caravan Club.

Burn the witch! burn the witch!
Watch it sonny.

She's got protection.

It'll come silently in the night, under cover of fibre glass.

The only thing you'll know about it is the chink of a jacking handle winding down 4 stabilisers, the whoosh of a propane bottle turning on and a faint whiff of cassette toilet racasan. Then it'll be Laura Ashely curtains for you, boyo.
rofl Very good.

But whatever you call it you still st in a bucket.
Cara Van Man is my superhero cloud9

I hope that you remember to put all the catches on, on the cupboards before you stealtly race to my rescue. You don't want items falling all over the place.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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irked

It's not a bucket.

But I'll concede it's a plastic toilet, with a handle, and a hole in the top.


fk.

<grabs for thesaurus and looks up Cassette Toilet>

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Cara Van Man is my superhero cloud9

I hope that you remember to put all the catches on, on the cupboards before you stealtly race to my rescue. You don't want items falling all over the place.
rofl

I've fitted magnetic doors catches and non slip matting for that reason, but let's not give the haters more ammunition.

scotal

8,751 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Cara Van Man is my superhero cloud9

I hope that you remember to put all the catches on, on the cupboards before you stealtly race to my rescue. You don't want items falling all over the place.
rofl

I've fitted magnetic doors catches and non slip matting for that reason, but let's not give the haters more ammunition.
If you didnt have access to firearms, i'd advise you end it all now mate. Read that last sentence back to yourself.


Edited by scotal on Thursday 5th March 14:42

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Cara Van Man is my superhero cloud9

I hope that you remember to put all the catches on, on the cupboards before you stealtly race to my rescue. You don't want items falling all over the place.
rofl

I've fitted magnetic doors catches and non slip matting for that reason, but let's not give the haters more ammunition.
If you didnt have access to firearms, i'd advise you end it all now mate. Read that last sentence back to yourself.


Edited by scotal on Thursday 5th March 14:42
hehe

Cap'n Custud

Original Poster:

1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Cara Van Man is my superhero cloud9

I hope that you remember to put all the catches on, on the cupboards before you stealtly race to my rescue. You don't want items falling all over the place.
rofl

I've fitted magnetic doors catches and non slip matting for that reason, but let's not give the haters more ammunition.
If you didnt have access to firearms, i'd advise you end it all now mate. Read that last sentence back to yourself.


Edited by scotal on Thursday 5th March 14:42
hehe
Oooh, firearms? You go shooting? I have a Beretta Airpistol with a really cool laser sighting.

G'kar

3,728 posts

192 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Oooh, firearms? You go shooting?
He does. The Taliban.

Your kit is sadly probably better than his.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Oooh, firearms? You go shooting? I have a Beretta Airpistol with a really cool laser sighting.
Not if I can help it, cos it usually means I'm being shot at also as I'm one of HMs finest*.

*Well, that's a lie, I'm the best that was around at the time

Cap'n Custud

Original Poster:

1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Oooh, firearms? You go shooting? I have a Beretta Airpistol with a really cool laser sighting.
Not if I can help it, cos it usually means I'm being shot at also as I'm one of HMs finest*.

*Well, that's a lie, I'm the best that was around at the time
Ahhhhhh.

So yours is bigger and real I guess!

G'kar

3,728 posts

192 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
Ahhhhhh.

So yours is bigger
Don't do that.

He really doesn't need the encouragement.

Cap'n Custud

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1,184 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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G'kar said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Ahhhhhh.

So yours is bigger
Don't do that.

He really doesn't need the encouragement.
hehe Couldn't resist!

JonRB

75,686 posts

278 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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G'kar said:
He does. The Taliban.

Your kit is sadly probably better than his.
rofl

Harsh, so harsh - because I really do think our boys are criminally under-equipped - but so funny too. hehe