Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[james_tigerwoods]

uncle tez said:

james_tigerwoods said:

"What's the Holocaust"

Me: Seriously?

She couldn't understand my utter confusion

My wifes cousin is married to a woman who is extremely underweight. So much so that my private nickname for her was Mrs auschwitz. My wife was talking to her sister about her and the nickname cropped up. She didn't understand it so went and asked the woman why we called her that. Luckily she didn't understand it either. Seems common that a lot of people have never heard of it.

I also know that the nickname may be in poor humor

Am I going to hell for laughing at that??

[Steamer]

I'll see you down there then!

[uncle tez]

It gets worse, I've just seen this on the facebook thread

[theholygrail]

uncle tez said:

It gets worse, I've just seen this on the facebook thread

We're all doomed!

[Einion Yrth]

uncle tez said:

It gets worse, I've just seen this on the facebook thread

Heart's in the right place; brain doesn't seem to be, sadly.

[MontyC]

The OH is getting a new car next weekend, last night she remarked that she must try and use all of the screen wash in the current car before she trades it in, I just agreed!

[ManFromDelmonte]

MontyC said:

The OH is getting a new car next weekend, last night she remarked that she must try and use all of the screen wash in the current car before she trades it in, I just agreed!

Ask her what she's going to do about the power-steering fluid and the oil.

[hidetheelephants]

ManFromDelmonte said:

MontyC said:

The OH is getting a new car next weekend, last night she remarked that she must try and use all of the screen wash in the current car before she trades it in, I just agreed!

Ask her what she's going to do about the power-steering fluid and the oil.

Don't let her forget to take the air in the tyres too, and if she charges her phone in the fag lighter socket she'll get her money's worth.

[Spiffing]

Made a crap pun at work and said imho the well known phrase "excuse the pun"
I then had to explain the saying to a colleague, even if it is the first time hearing it, it's pretty self-explanatory.

[handpaper]

vx220 said:

Key "swab"...

FOB! IT'S FOB!!!

Mine used to call it a "throb":
"Where's the throb to open the car with?"

[Adenauer]

My eldest daughter can't find the song 'Bohemian Rap CD' anywhere on iTunes.

[simoid]

Adenauer said:

My eldest daughter can't find the song 'Bohemian Rap CD' anywhere on iTunes.

A true classic!

[Tyre Tread]

Adenauer said:

My eldest daughter can't find the song 'Bohemian Rap CD' anywhere on iTunes.

Is this just fantasy?

[Adenauer]

Tyre Tread said:

Adenauer said:

My eldest daughter can't find the song 'Bohemian Rap CD' anywhere on iTunes.

Is this just fantasy?

Nope, she went bright red when we all started laughing at her

Don't try and whoosh me, just don't!

[barwea]

Adenauer said:

Tyre Tread said:

Adenauer said:

My eldest daughter can't find the song 'Bohemian Rap CD' anywhere on iTunes.

Is this just fantasy?

Nope, she went bright red when we all started laughing at her

Don't try and whoosh me, just don't!

No escape from whoosh parroty.





I'll get my coat

[Blown2CV]

No escape from reality. Unfortunately.

[Tyre Tread]

Blown2CV said:

No escape from reality. Unfortunately.

It doesn't really matter to me.

[Adenauer]

Someone, please, do stop him now!

[Tyre Tread]

I'm having a ball!

[boyse7en]

Adenauer said:

Someone, please, do stop him now!

Oh don't stop me now, I'm having a good time.