Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40
Discussion
Biker's Nemesis said:
Its warm and sunny here, tis I who have stolen all the centipedes.
Aha...right...how long to get to the North east... * rummages for road map, extra special ammo and ghillie suit...* ......mumble mumble bugger, it was round here somewhere for fut sake ....right...got it!!Hey Brandene!!! Get the truck...we going to that there Norff!!
slopes said:
Aha...right...how long to get to the North east... * rummages for road map, extra special ammo and ghillie suit...* ......mumble mumble bugger, it was round here somewhere for fut sake ....right...got it!!
Hey Brandene!!! Get the truck...we going to that there Norff!!
Look for Morpeth/Alnwick.Hey Brandene!!! Get the truck...we going to that there Norff!!
I'll be waiting.
glenrobbo said:
It's not Cilla that's keeping you awake, Byker, she is no longer with us.
It's that Lulu! (Ex- Mrs Gibb)
She's the same age as me.
I know, hard to believe, innit?
/I haven't aged a bit!
I've aged A LOT!!!
75 years young, thats the same age as one of my friends that I motorcycle with, unfortunately he got knocked off his motorcycle early May this year, broken hip, Femur, knee and forearm.It's that Lulu! (Ex- Mrs Gibb)
She's the same age as me.
I know, hard to believe, innit?
/I haven't aged a bit!
I've aged A LOT!!!
He's hoping to be back on a motorcycle by the end of summer. (he'll be 76 in a couple of weeks)
Biker's Nemesis said:
slopes said:
Aha...right...how long to get to the North east... * rummages for road map, extra special ammo and ghillie suit...* ......mumble mumble bugger, it was round here somewhere for fut sake ....right...got it!!
Hey Brandene!!! Get the truck...we going to that there Norff!!
Look for Morpeth/Alnwick.Hey Brandene!!! Get the truck...we going to that there Norff!!
I'll be waiting.
All joking aside, send some of them centipedes back this way willya
Ta muchly
I have today mostly been waiting on a company's support team who mistakenly locked my account, then reset the wrong password, locking another account and now apparently are too busy to get around to fix it today.
"Fine by me, my company will still be billing for a days work..." didn't even gee them up...
Sunny and warm coupled with very very windy periods. The cover on the garden furniture has torn as it's gone sunbleached and brittle, so spray contact adhesive and patches of pond liner have been deployed as a temporary repair.
I've dispatched Mrs B to fetch some 10 year flat roof sealant from Screwfix, not that it needs it but it looks dirty after the rendering 3 years ago and scrubbing hasn't cleaned it, so it'll have a fresh coat to make it look nice. Just 'cos one of the viewers mentioned it...
She's come back with two large slices of pig for tea, along with salad and I'll make a potato salad... yum
"Fine by me, my company will still be billing for a days work..." didn't even gee them up...
Sunny and warm coupled with very very windy periods. The cover on the garden furniture has torn as it's gone sunbleached and brittle, so spray contact adhesive and patches of pond liner have been deployed as a temporary repair.
I've dispatched Mrs B to fetch some 10 year flat roof sealant from Screwfix, not that it needs it but it looks dirty after the rendering 3 years ago and scrubbing hasn't cleaned it, so it'll have a fresh coat to make it look nice. Just 'cos one of the viewers mentioned it...
She's come back with two large slices of pig for tea, along with salad and I'll make a potato salad... yum
Byker28i said:
paua said:
Oh, mothers, tell yer children not to do what I have done.
it's been the ruin of many poor boyDickyC said:
slopes said:
I know full well where you are mate but with this bugger, i could almost be in Newcastle and still hit you
All joking aside, send some of them centipedes back this way willya
Ta muchly
Believe me, Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart.All joking aside, send some of them centipedes back this way willya
Ta muchly
This new "experimental" stuff is amazing, doesn't half go some
slopes said:
This new "experimental" stuff is amazing, doesn't half go some
"Anybody wanna score? Anybody wanna score?"
Dunstable and Haywain are undercover. Word to the wise. They're both still north of six feet six so they shouldn't be too hard to spot. And watch out for their entrapment method.
"Yes, thank you, I would like to score, please. My friend and I keep score for all the local cricket clubs."
"And darts."
"And darts. Exactly, Consta... Mr Haywain. John. It is John, isnt it?"
DickyC said:
slopes said:
This new "experimental" stuff is amazing, doesn't half go some
"Anybody wanna score? Anybody wanna score?"
Dunstable and Haywain are undercover. Word to the wise. They're both still north of six feet six so they shouldn't be too hard to spot. And watch out for their entrapment method.
"Yes, thank you, I would like to score, please. My friend and I keep score for all the local cricket clubs."
"And darts."
"And darts. Exactly, Consta... Mr Haywain. John. It is John, isnt it?"
Bobberoo said:
RabidGranny said:
I got Swiss citizenship the other week.
Impressive, very impressive, in fact a magnificent 10.000001 on the old Triv-o-meter!!! 
I've just been playing my music so loud in Ivor that it's made my ears ring.
I’m understanding that anything over the magic Ten(10) on the old Triv-o- meter was needing a survey, study, etude etc and then voting at midnight at chez parlitrivton white smoke n all.
Mr Magooagain said:
Haaaaaaaaang on a minute there bobbers!
I’m understanding that anything over the magic Ten(10) on the old Triv-o- meter was needing a survey, study, etude etc and then voting at midnight at chez parlitrivton white smoke n all.
I'd suggest it's busted and the calibration is off.I’m understanding that anything over the magic Ten(10) on the old Triv-o- meter was needing a survey, study, etude etc and then voting at midnight at chez parlitrivton white smoke n all.
Probably was left too close to the bofors gun, when Battert rhought jerry was flying over again...
Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff