Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

[Bobberoo]

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glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

According to the Police he died standing up.

Alas poor Bibendum; I knew him well, Horatio.

A fellow of radial construction, tenacious of grip and long of duration.
A trusty all-rounder, respected by all that pneu him.

Have another

And another

[Error_404_Username_not_found]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Update on the old 12v pump.

It's fixed.

Ooh, well done. Splendid.

A nupdate: The little bats are still with us and taking their rations with some gusto.
It's nice that they have company. That was something that I worried about a little when Roy was on his lonesome last year.

[Bobberoo]

Decent gym session today, managed 6 reps @ 60kg bench so happy with that.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo said:

Decent gym session today, managed 6 reps @ 60kg bench so happy with that.

Sorry, old boy. Don't understand your banter. Over.

[Bobberoo]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo said:

Decent gym session today, managed 6 reps @ 60kg bench so happy with that.

Sorry, old boy. Don't understand your banter. Over.

Are you requesting clarification. Stop.

[glenrobbo]

I'm glad I'm not a bat.

I don't think I could cope with the incontinence when roosting.

[witteringon]

Bobberoo said:

DickyC said:

Bobberoo said:

Decent gym session today, managed 6 reps @ 60kg bench so happy with that.

Sorry, old boy. Don't understand your banter. Over.

Are you requesting clarification. Stop.

The Banter Sketch


(Scene: a wartime RAF station)

Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.

Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.

Jones: How was it?

Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.

Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.

Jones: Hold on then... Wingco! Bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's banter for a sec, would you?

Chapman: Can do.

Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.

Idle: Bally Jerry, Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.

Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?

GRAMS: AIR RAID SIRENS

(Enter Palin, out of breath)

Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?

Idle: No, I didn't get a word of it.

Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.

Palin: You know, bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!

(no reaction)

Palin: Um... Charlie choppers chucking a handful!

Chapman: No no, sorry.

Jones: Say it slower, old chap.

Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?

Chapman: Ra-ther.

Palin: Um... sausage squad up the blue end?

Idle: No, still don't get it.

Palin: Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?

The others: No, no.

(Film of air-raid)

Idle (voice-over): But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning.

(Chapman seen sitting at desk, on telephone)

Chapman: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs? Good Lord, they _are_ expensive.

[spikeyhead]

Time for bed.

Will i put more effort into climbing the stairs than our midfield put in on the pitch this evening?

[DickyC]

Cabbage crates over the briney? I should cocoa.

60kg benchpress? What's that in old money? Pressing new bearings on to the Lagonda's stub axles, I'll be bound.

Phwoar! Eh?

Phwoar!

Know what I mean?

[hammo19]

DickyC said:

Cabbage crates over the briney? I should cocoa.

60kg benchpress? What's that in old money? Pressing new bearings on to the Lagonda's stub axles, I'll be bound.

Phwoar! Eh?

Phwoar!

Know what I mean?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink……

[DickyC]

hammo19 said:

DickyC said:

Cabbage crates over the briney? I should cocoa.

60kg benchpress? What's that in old money? Pressing new bearings on to the Lagonda's stub axles, I'll be bound.

Phwoar! Eh?

Phwoar!

Know what I mean?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink……

Say no more.

[Bobberoo]

Good morrow fellow Trivialities everywhere
Last night it was twot, much too twot!!!
I don't like it!!!

Blue skies and sunshine already here, another twot day I'll wager!!!

I wonder if it will be any less busy than yesterday........nope!!!

And now to the burning question, did spikeyhead make it upstairs last night?!?

[psi310398]

Morning all.

I’ll be sitting doing my video calls in my basement today, I think.

[DickyC]

psi310398 said:

Morning all.

I’ll be sitting doing my video calls in my basement today, I think.

Uh, huh.

[psi310398]

DickyC said:

Uh, huh.

How on earth did you divine that I’d be having a performance review, Dicky?

[DickyC]

psi310398 said:

DickyC said:

Uh, huh.

How on earth did you divine that I’d be having a performance review, Dicky?

Your tone gave it away.

[hammo19]

Hey all you TT residents, congratulations you’ve arrived at station Wednesday half way up the weekly mountain of life.

Humid, just humid with a little dust thrown in and grey clouds. Here’s your daily reminder.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Another day at work today, this "I've finished work" is not working out!

[slopes]

[hammo19]

I’m taking Mrs H for her last appointment with her consultant this morning. Until that is if she decides to have the other knee sorted too,