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Tenacious

188 posts

2 months

Saturday 6th July
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Saleen836 said:
One of my local groups recently has people asking what the bright lights are in the sky along with loud bangs and what sounds like gunfire, the fact they live very close to Salsibury Plain appears to have passed them by, even if they have recently moved there, who moves to a new town without doing any research on the area?
Tell them it's the magazines blowing up at Porton Down.

Roofless Toothless

5,851 posts

135 months

Saturday 6th July
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Avenicus said:
Spare tyre said:
Set up a WiFi network called “chemtrail monitoring station”

Play the long game and wait

We did something similar when we lived in a block of flats with ridiculous selfish neighbours

Something like “FWnoisemonitor”

First Wessex were the housing association

We believe it actually worked as it really died down a few days later
My WiFi network was renamed to "Undercover Police Van" by my teenage son smile
I believe there was a poster on here a year or three back who was having trouble with people selling drugs from a neighbouring property. He changed his wi-fi name to XXXX Constabulary Mobile Surveillance Unit, and the problem went away.

Sway

26,936 posts

197 months

Saturday 6th July
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Roofless Toothless said:
Avenicus said:
Spare tyre said:
Set up a WiFi network called “chemtrail monitoring station”

Play the long game and wait

We did something similar when we lived in a block of flats with ridiculous selfish neighbours

Something like “FWnoisemonitor”

First Wessex were the housing association

We believe it actually worked as it really died down a few days later
My WiFi network was renamed to "Undercover Police Van" by my teenage son smile
I believe there was a poster on here a year or three back who was having trouble with people selling drugs from a neighbouring property. He changed his wi-fi name to XXXX Constabulary Mobile Surveillance Unit, and the problem went away.
Mine is PrettyFlyForAWiFi...

SistersofPercy

3,406 posts

169 months

Saturday 6th July
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Sway said:
Mine is PrettyFlyForAWiFi...
We used to have that.
For anyone who knows me they won’t be surprised we have a couple of networks called LAN Solo and LANdo Calrissian.

NNK

1,148 posts

202 months

Sunday 7th July
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Living on a boat in the Pacific Islands we didn't have access to a Local Facebook Group but now we are in Brisbane and keen to find out more about our new locale.
Well, everything covered over the last few hundred pages here is true !
Possible lost pets, helicopters, how much is X at X shop, etc, etc

thetapeworm

11,542 posts

242 months

Sunday 7th July
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There is no Fountain Road here, the nearest is 50 miles away in Hull.

Spare tyre

9,908 posts

133 months

Sunday 7th July
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thetapeworm said:


There is no Fountain Road here, the nearest is 50 miles away in Hull.
Try my juice plus diet hun

DavieW

775 posts

111 months

Sunday 7th July
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thetapeworm said:


There is no Fountain Road here, the nearest is 50 miles away in Hull.
Punctuation costs nothing either.

gruffgriff

1,651 posts

246 months

Sunday 7th July
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No leads on whether she got "a arch" in the end but she now needs:



Good luck Missy!

smn159

13,052 posts

220 months

Monday 8th July
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Spare tyre said:
Someone’s Guinea pig has a bad mouth, where do they take it
Anger management?

Spare tyre

9,908 posts

133 months

Monday 8th July
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gruffgriff said:
No leads on whether she got "a arch" in the end but she now needs:



Good luck Missy!
We have a couple of rough families near here, they are the goto people for things like cheap car repairs, rubbish removal etc

I have seen them paint spraying, minimal prep, outside etc

The problem is when some unsuspecting person comes along needing something all the village idiots pipe up with their 100% recommendations

The person gets a rubbish job and has no come back really


Now when anyone asks for recommendations I carefully note who all the numpties are voting for and avoid those

r3g

3,632 posts

27 months

Monday 8th July
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ne no wot time tescos close?

Spare tyre

9,908 posts

133 months

Monday 8th July
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r3g said:
ne no wot time tescos close?
Which 1 the one buy ur anty or the other one

Spare tyre

9,908 posts

133 months

Monday 8th July
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Spare tyre said:
r3g said:
ne no wot time tescos close?
Which 1 the one buy ur anty or the other one
Curry’s open till 8pm on sundae

CanAm

9,478 posts

275 months

Monday 8th July
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smn159 said:
Spare tyre said:
Someone’s Guinea pig has a bad mouth, where do they take it
Anger management?
thumbup

PurpleTurtle

7,232 posts

147 months

Monday 8th July
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A parent has enquired on my neighbourhood FB page for any part time jobs available for their 13yo.

Somebody has suggested a paper round.

Helpful, if they've got a time machine to go back to 1985 as well.

r3g

3,632 posts

27 months

Monday 8th July
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Spare tyre said:
Spare tyre said:
r3g said:
ne no wot time tescos close?
Which 1 the one buy ur anty or the other one
Curry’s open till 8pm on sundae
Thanx hun xxx

cobra kid

5,040 posts

243 months

Monday 8th July
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PurpleTurtle said:
A parent has enquired on my neighbourhood FB page for any part time jobs available for their 13yo.

Somebody has suggested a paper round.

Helpful, if they've got a time machine to go back to 1985 as well.
Must be different to the ones that are still active around us then.

ChevronB19

5,956 posts

166 months

Monday 8th July
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PurpleTurtle said:
A parent has enquired on my neighbourhood FB page for any part time jobs available for their 13yo.

Somebody has suggested a paper round.

Helpful, if they've got a time machine to go back to 1985 as well.
What?

You can still do a paper round at 13.

Zetec-S

6,069 posts

96 months

Monday 8th July
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ChevronB19 said:
PurpleTurtle said:
A parent has enquired on my neighbourhood FB page for any part time jobs available for their 13yo.

Somebody has suggested a paper round.

Helpful, if they've got a time machine to go back to 1985 as well.
What?

You can still do a paper round at 13.
If you can find somewhere with enough people who still want a newspaper delivered to their door...