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Timothy Bucktu

15,375 posts

203 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Master Bean said:
Tis the season as others have already posted. Time for everyone to decide what fur babys can and can't cope with.

I created a fake account just for things like this. You need to go in there and give them what for...it does have an impact. I suspect there's a few fake accounts on our local group...a few disapproving counter messages soon shuts the Karens up!

gruffgriff

1,643 posts

246 months

Thursday
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Devil's in the detail: Which slice of cake did the dog owner have at Chloe's cafe? Which bungalow at the sheltered housing? How's her feet? Not seen Beryl lately...

And yes, the dogs we've had have been very aware of the weather and run, splashed in the stream and panted in summer but crossed their legs and flat refused to pop out for a waz in the rain

jdw100

4,371 posts

167 months

Thursday
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vw_99 said:



Yup gets that hot in central scotland.
If the air temperature is 87° then my dog is the last thing I’ll be worried about! I’m

wolfracesonic

7,178 posts

130 months

Thursday
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jdw100 said:
vw_99 said:



Yup gets that hot in central scotland.
If the air temperature is 87° then my dog is the last thing I’ll be worried about! I’m
Yeah, degrees of what, Kelvin? Frostbite is more likely to be a problem if so.

bobtail4x4

3,743 posts

112 months

Thursday
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7pm tonight someone posted asking for a nearby barber to cut her sons hair TONIGHT,


and some kind of mazda for sale

Need gone today as I’m moving abroad.
Very good mechanical condition. Have it for 4 years, bought with 56k on it now got almost 110k.
Absolutely maintenance free car, only need oils filters changed when needed 🙂
Selling only because of moving abroad.
Bodywork is in average condition - dents and scratches all around which is reflected on the price.
Ideal as a work car - losing space is massive
Test drive more than welcome
2.0 petrol makes it really fun to drive.

dibblecorse

6,909 posts

195 months

Thursday
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PurpleTurtle said:
My local FB group for the suburb of Caversham in Reading has been providing much mirth over the weekend after somebody complained that people from other suburbs of Reading were allowed to join.

The admins are good for a laugh and have suggested setting up a checkpoint on the bridge over the Thames, maybe recruiting an armed militia to enforce the border policy. I'm fairly sure some of my neighbours would actually like that! hehe
Ha ha ha, I saw that and live in Cav too ...

r3g

3,518 posts

27 months

Thursday
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bobtail4x4 said:
7pm tonight someone posted asking for a nearby barber to cut her sons hair TONIGHT,


and some kind of mazda for sale

Need gone today as I’m moving abroad.
Very good mechanical condition. Have it for 4 years, bought with 56k on it now got almost 110k.
Absolutely maintenance free car, only need oils filters changed when needed ??
Selling only because of moving abroad.
Bodywork is in average condition - dents and scratches all around which is reflected on the price.
Ideal as a work car - losing space is massive
Test drive more than welcome
2.0 petrol makes it really fun to drive.
Translation : something is really fked on it as the EML keeps coming on and going into limp mode. I need it gone quickly before it breaks and I have to spend ££££ fixing it. Telling you I'm moving abroad when I'm actually going nowhere, just so that you don't come round for your money back when the engine explodes on the M1 on your way home.

Master Bean

3,749 posts

123 months

Thursday
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Hot Dogs are so yesterday. Bonfires on a warm night are the new anti social goings on.

crmcatee

5,714 posts

230 months

Master Bean said:
Hot Dogs are so yesterday. Bonfires on a warm night are the new anti social goings on.
Oh no; it's the emergency tree surgeons working at 9pm on a tree that's been rubbing on the electric pylon and slowly burning the top of it. Don't they know people are trying to sleep with their windows open as it's so warm.

No consideration that they've been waiting since 4pm for permission to being work.

Jordie Barretts sock

5,041 posts

22 months

Waiting for the pictures of mountains of pallets in Norn Iron for when the bigots set fire to effigies of the Pope on 11th July.

Someone will complain about Global Warming because of Sandra with her tumble dryer on, but won't bat an eyelid at a raging fire 20 feet from her front door, because it's 'tradition'.

the-norseman

12,708 posts

174 months

I cant be bothered posting both pictures but somebody asked in a MK group "whats that god awful small in Matalan Bletchley" and somebody replied "thats what universal credit smells like"

Tenacious

114 posts

2 months

Yesterday (09:51)
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"Lots of poilce cars and ambulances. I've never seen so many ambulances, I hope someone is OK."

Someone else replied...


Slow.Patrol

616 posts

17 months

Yesterday (11:02)
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the-norseman said:
I cant be bothered posting both pictures but somebody asked in a MK group "whats that god awful small in Matalan Bletchley" and somebody replied "thats what universal credit smells like"
Reminds me of the time I first saw an XLBully and asked my friend what breed it is was. He said "Council". Although I think I will now call them UC.

paulguitar

24,328 posts

116 months

Yesterday (21:46)
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Faust66

2,062 posts

168 months

Yesterday (22:45)
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paulguitar said:
rofl

Really hope this happened.

Respect to the kids if so. Top work from the young 'uns.

Nickp82

3,250 posts

96 months

Yesterday (23:02)
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Sounds like the kids were correct in thinking it was funny