Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Bloody potholes!

Why can't they fill them with speed bumps???

Six (6) hundred (100) quid.

But I can't remember where the pothole was.

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Mr Magooagain said:

Oh Dicky!!!!

Would you look at that!



Oh.

Buggered it up now.

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Bobberoo said:

Decent gym session today, managed 6 reps @ 60kg bench so happy with that.

Sorry, old boy. Don't understand your banter. Over.

[DickyC]

Cabbage crates over the briney? I should cocoa.

60kg benchpress? What's that in old money? Pressing new bearings on to the Lagonda's stub axles, I'll be bound.

Phwoar! Eh?

Phwoar!

Know what I mean?

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hammo19 said:

DickyC said:

Cabbage crates over the briney? I should cocoa.

60kg benchpress? What's that in old money? Pressing new bearings on to the Lagonda's stub axles, I'll be bound.

Phwoar! Eh?

Phwoar!

Know what I mean?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink……

Say no more.

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psi310398 said:

Morning all.

I’ll be sitting doing my video calls in my basement today, I think.

Uh, huh.

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psi310398 said:

DickyC said:

Uh, huh.

How on earth did you divine that I’d be having a performance review, Dicky?

Your tone gave it away.

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Still Mulling said:

Morneve All

psi: don’t forget to switch on “background blur”. You don’t want to scare the incoming callers with the basement cam!

Don't worry, SM, there comes a time in your life when everything becomes a blur.

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slopes said:

I know full well where you are mate but with this bugger, i could almost be in Newcastle and still hit you

All joking aside, send some of them centipedes back this way willya

Ta muchly

Believe me, Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart.

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Byker28i said:

paua said:

Oh, mothers, tell yer children not to do what I have done.

it's been the ruin of many poor boy

https://youtu.be/3BwOyVIlupg?si=LH0GD-Iray7epO_b

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slopes said:

This new "experimental" stuff is amazing, doesn't half go some

Were you at Trivtonbury Festival earlier? I thought I recognised your voice.

"Anybody wanna score? Anybody wanna score?"

Dunstable and Haywain are undercover. Word to the wise. They're both still north of six feet six so they shouldn't be too hard to spot. And watch out for their entrapment method.

"Yes, thank you, I would like to score, please. My friend and I keep score for all the local cricket clubs."
"And darts."
"And darts. Exactly, Consta... Mr Haywain. John. It is John, isnt it?"

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spikeyhead said:

I really should go and see Otway again.

Being in the audience at a John Otway concert, belting out House of the Rising Sun in company with several hundred like-minded strangers, i found to be a surprisingly moving experience.

Daft old sod.

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psi310398 said:

DickyC said:

Being in the audience at a John Otway concert, belting out House of the Rising Sun in company with several hundred like-minded strangers, i found to be a surprisingly moving experience.

Daft old sod.

You or him, Dicky?

My last outing to see/hear him was in Oxford and Wild Willy Barrett was doing the honours with him. That dates me!

But you can now say that you are really free.

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Really Free is such a good song. To ask his fans to vote for a song to blag to No.1 in the pop charts was a bad idea.

Bunsen Burner.

I ask you.

He'd have had more luck with House of the Rising Sun or a page out of the phone book.

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paua said:

Were you at The Deer and Headlights last night, paua? If so, I'm sorry I missed you. It was Ed and Ann's thing they do.

Every few years, Ed Chovey, the fishmonger from Trivbridge, holds a surprise party for his girlfriend, Ann Krondorf, to propose. She always turns him down. It's simply that she doesn't want to lose her distinguushed surname. She claims.

It's always a good night, though. The anticipation. And the beer.

Ann Krondorf. Ann Chovey. Difficult.

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Byker28i said:

Today I had a tip run at 9:30, followed by a trip out to a rather large garden as it's doggy day and we can take Asha

Had?

What time is it in Bykerville?

[DickyC]

Following an SRD - a Stock Replenishment Disaster - there is no English Breakfast Tea.

A search of the stores, however, revealed a tin of -



The things I have to do for my country.

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Curse them and their 'On The Vine' tomatoes.

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Bobberoo said:

The fox has been back and been fed some corned beef, she came back again, and bough a pup with her!!!

Did she say anything about on-the-vine tomatoes?