Local Facebook groups

[WarrenB]

Sheets Tabuer said:

We had a dog out on it's own yesterday and someone suggested taking said dog to the vets to get it's chip scanned, bugger me at least 4 ladies offered their scanners.

Why are people buying pet scanners? do they keep them in their purse on the off chance they will find a cat corpse on the highway?

Or they could just ring the number on the tag on the collar...

[V8 Animal]

Fermit said:

Go on then, what am I missing?! It's obviously meant to read something amusing, but be buggered if I can figure it out.

Put in a map, tt.

[loskie]

"town" is a bit of a mis description.

[hidetheelephants]

loskie said:

"town" is a bit of a mis description.

It's a town like Arbroath is a city.

[paulw123]

SistersofPercy said:

ComplaintS aplenty that the council haven’t sprayed the weeds along the gutters outside their houses on ‘posh’ estate.
It was pointed out that back in the day folk would sweep the pavements outside their homes and pull the odd weed out of the gutter, you know, community spirit, keep the place looking tidy and all that. .
Apparently they pay too much council tax to do it themselves.

In fairness they do. Paying circa 4K a year council tax does sting a bit.

[Th3 D0n]

blue_haddock said:

On my local group they sems to potray themselves as white knights offering to scan any roaming or dead before several of their hun-bots reply "Shared TF3"

I live in TF3 and have a cat and 2 dogs. As far as I’m aware the dogs haven’t been bummed and the cat hasn’t been scanned but I haven’t checked for flour on the drive or cable ties on the hedge.
Our Amazon delivery lady is foreign and drives a large white van, time to move I reckon

[Skyedriver]

GliderRider said:

alisdairm said:

Mammasaid said:

You should put 'Shared KW17 2LN'

Brilliant. Well done.

I thought it was Shetland until I googled it.

[matchmaker]

Skyedriver said:

GliderRider said:

alisdairm said:

Mammasaid said:

You should put 'Shared KW17 2LN'

Brilliant. Well done.

I thought it was Shetland until I googled it.

There is one in Shetland as well. I used to live a couple of miles away.

[generationx]

matchmaker said:

Skyedriver said:

GliderRider said:

alisdairm said:

Mammasaid said:

You should put 'Shared KW17 2LN'

Brilliant. Well done.

I thought it was Shetland until I googled it.

There is one in Shetland as well. I used to live a couple of miles away.

Wait - you had your own road sign?




This is a lighthearted joke BTW

[thetapeworm]

£15 for an overly repackaged packet of biscuits, I'd be so disappointed if my daughter was daft enough to buy something like this.

[generationx]

thetapeworm said:

£15 for an overly repackaged packet of biscuits, I'd be so disappointed if my daughter was daft enough to buy something like this.

You get those free if you travel in the Club Lounge on P&O ferries…

[Its Just Adz]

Ask them what there food preparation rating is from the council, or vat number.
That will drive them mad.

[thetapeworm]

generationx said:

You get those free if you travel in the Club Lounge on P&O ferries…

Or at worst they're about £11 for a box of 48 packs at Costco.

[gruffgriff]

[Puzzles]

The local groups really have me concerned about the human race, it’s a view into a whole different world.

[jdw100]

gruffgriff said:

Has me stumped….. a arch?

[Spare tyre]

jdw100 said:

gruffgriff said:

Has me stumped….. a arch?

I’m guessing a flower or balloon arch frame

[mikey_b]

Spare tyre said:

jdw100 said:

gruffgriff said:

Has me stumped….. a arch?

I’m guessing a flower or balloon arch frame

Reply with a picture of Marble Arch, and say that you heard Sadiq Khan was planning to celebrate his reelection by replacing it with a mosque, so it’ll be going spare soon. Should get the idiots frothing nicely.

[Hard-Drive]

Had one on my village FB page over the weekend.

A picture of a kitten on a sofa, and the kitten was now lost. Could people check outside etc.

And then, hooray, and update! The kitten had been found, safe and well.








Behind the cushion, on the sofa....

[gruffgriff]

Spare tyre said:

I’m guessing a flower or balloon arch frame

Winner!

A "baloon artch":