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Tom _M

429 posts

73 months

Thursday 6th June
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I am curious as to why…

bimsb6

8,070 posts

224 months

Thursday 6th June
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Spare tyre said:
I walk my kids to school in the morning, we take a varied route through woodland, along streams, up small alley ways.

The alley ways are all now unpassable, it’s happened really quickly in the last week (was half term)

I live in the same village as a kid, all the routes were done daily on my bike from the age of about 5-18

The cutbacks (haha) really are noticeable, open play fields are now just brambles and essentially a waste of space (I appreciate the wildlife probably likes it), might as well build houses on it now as it was a usable space which it isn’t now
Take a machete with you .

Skyedriver

18,168 posts

285 months

Friday 7th June
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119 said:
Dog-napping is on the rise again apparently..

Only even seems to happen in the summer though.

Edited by 119 on Monday 3rd June 11:50
One of ours loves a nap on the patio or on the grass.

Skyedriver

18,168 posts

285 months

Friday 7th June
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Scabutz said:
Our council have sort of thought about thus but made a bit of a hash. In many places they mowed the edge to maintain visibility and left a bit in the centre to grow.

But they've either missed or decided not to do the most important parts where there are junctions from estates pulling out on to NSL roads. Visibility has been reduce by about 40m as you can't see them in the distance.
May be a different highway authority for the NSL to the estate. Just a possibility. As for the sight line though, as a (retired) developer/designer we used to get all sorts of hassle about sight lines yet they allow them to be reduced by long grass etc once adopted.

Skyedriver

18,168 posts

285 months

Friday 7th June
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bimsb6 said:
Spare tyre said:
I walk my kids to school in the morning, we take a varied route through woodland, along streams, up small alley ways.

The alley ways are all now unpassable, it’s happened really quickly in the last week (was half term)

I live in the same village as a kid, all the routes were done daily on my bike from the age of about 5-18

The cutbacks (haha) really are noticeable, open play fields are now just brambles and essentially a waste of space (I appreciate the wildlife probably likes it), might as well build houses on it now as it was a usable space which it isn’t now
Take a machete with you .
No reason why you can't go and do a bit of community gardening although the green party might complain about damaging habitat.

Red9zero

7,248 posts

60 months

Friday 7th June
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Skyedriver said:
No reason why you can't go and do a bit of community gardening although the green party might complain about damaging habitat.
Local chap tried that and got complaints from local eco-warriors, who grassed (sorry ...) him up to the council. He has had a few official letters, but he still does the odd bit of trimming back, mainly to annoy the eco bods I think laugh

Roofless Toothless

5,823 posts

135 months

Friday 7th June
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Now, I know there’s a Facebook page dedicated to dull men, but this post, a notification of a change of bus routes in 1916, turned up on a local history site.


droopsnoot

12,200 posts

245 months

Friday 7th June
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bimsb6 said:
Take a machete with you .
I now have to walk in the road because of the growth of weeds along some sections of hedgerow. I'd take something to cut it back with, but I'm generally walking to the pub, and going there with bladed articles is frowned upon these days, apparently.

Caddyshack

11,067 posts

209 months

Friday 7th June
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droopsnoot said:
bimsb6 said:
Take a machete with you .
I now have to walk in the road because of the growth of weeds along some sections of hedgerow. I'd take something to cut it back with, but I'm generally walking to the pub, and going there with bladed articles is frowned upon these days, apparently.
Petrol hedge trimmer. Still useful if it kicks off in the pub.

POIDH

862 posts

68 months

Friday 7th June
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A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?

Southerner

1,510 posts

55 months

Friday 7th June
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POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??

Mezzanine

9,378 posts

222 months

Friday 7th June
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Southerner said:
POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??
Little pouch of chalk around its neck?

HTP99

22,786 posts

143 months

Friday 7th June
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Mezzanine said:
Southerner said:
POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??
Little pouch of chalk around its neck?
Cable ties in a little rucksack.

Red9zero

7,248 posts

60 months

Friday 7th June
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Southerner said:
POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??
Cat burglar ?

Spare tyre

9,844 posts

133 months

Friday 7th June
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Red9zero said:
Southerner said:
POIDH said:
A cat has gone into someone's garden. A very clean cat apparently.

Apparently it 'must' be lost and 'looks like' an indoor cat. Can people spread the word?
It’s not scoping the place out with a view to stealing their dog, is it??
Cat burglar ?
The cat will look for dogs, climb into the trees and put a white bag up.

A drone will later come along and look for the bags, and then direct the men with ven in to pinch the dogs



That’s what happens here (sadly minus the cat) if you believe Lucy and Jenny from long lane

Barchettaman

6,386 posts

135 months

Friday 7th June
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Caddyshack said:
droopsnoot said:
bimsb6 said:
Take a machete with you .
I now have to walk in the road because of the growth of weeds along some sections of hedgerow. I'd take something to cut it back with, but I'm generally walking to the pub, and going there with bladed articles is frowned upon these days, apparently.
Petrol hedge trimmer. Still useful if it kicks off in the pub.
What was that Carl Hiassen novel where the baddie got his hand bitten off by a barracuda and replaced it with a miniature petrol strimmer, hidden by a golf bag cover? I made the mistake of reading it on a plane (unsociable laughter ensued)

Chocmonster

923 posts

214 months

Friday 7th June
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Scabutz said:


Form an orderly queue
My Sister in Law is exactly what they're looking for! She's a moblie podiatrist with mainly elderly clients. Pity she's in the north east though.

Southerner

1,510 posts

55 months

Friday 7th June
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Chocmonster said:
Scabutz said:


Form an orderly queue
My Sister in Law is exactly what they're looking for! She's a moblie podiatrist with mainly elderly clients. Pity she's in the north east though.
Thought you said she was mobile?!! rolleyes

Avenicus

416 posts

47 months

Friday 7th June
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Barchettaman said:
What was that Carl Hiassen novel where the baddie got his hand bitten off by a barracuda and replaced it with a miniature petrol strimmer, hidden by a golf bag cover? I made the mistake of reading it on a plane (unsociable laughter ensued)
Don't remember that one, but his books are hilarious

Flumpo

3,951 posts

76 months

Friday 7th June
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Not sure if this is a question, call for help or just for info