I feel sick

[tonyvid]

Cap'n Custud said:

Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

PANTYBLOOMERS

[Tuna]

Cap'n Custud said:

Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Quantitive easing is a sound fiscal policy..

Laboutin boots aren't all they're cracked up to be..

um... should we have a forum specifically for caravans?

[G'kar]

Cap'n Custud said:

Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Gordon Brown is a safe pair of hands PHers can trust to guide us through the current globally driven corrective period.

[ali_kat]

Cap'n Custud said:

I absolutly refuse to post any more until the babes calender comes out, can't over expose myself now can I! (oh I hope the calender project comes off)!

Erm, I've got some really bad news for you...

Cap'n Custud said:

I really am not one of those tarts that come here for someone to dribble over (Or laugh at depending on your tastes!) I seem to recall Princess Becky......

If you were, you'd not be getting 1/2 the comments in this thread

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it. Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Knickers

Edited by ali_kat on Thursday 5th March 12:41

[HRG]

Tim Mosley said:

Cara Van Man said:

Guys, don't worry. Leave it.

Ignore him. He doesn't seem to fit in around these parts anyway.

If you say anything that he doesn't like, he'll report you.

I did my weeks sin-binning with good grace and wanted to move on, but obviously little man here wants to carry a non-existent problem on and on.

Let's just ignore him.

I'v not got a problem?

This just seems to be the type of humour you enjoy, So i thought i'd join in by making a joke of your personal life, just like you did with mine?

And FYI, I had 6 different people, SIX!! message me and tell me they would report it because you tend to think your a hardman.

Yet you don't mention how many messaged you telling you that you're a tt though...

[scotal]

G'kar said:

ali_kat said:

and I'm sorry that a small minded troll decided to be a malicious idiot in your thread too, but I've reported him for it

Hey, that's a bit harsh. I only made the one, teeny TVR gag and no-one seemed to notice anyway....

Edited by G'kar on Thursday 5th March 12:36

I noticed. I thought it was quite good. Maybe not your best work though.

[oobster]

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it. Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Aye, I guess that won't be pleasant. Hopefully things will not get too nasty. Is it your house or do you own it jointly?

I find lots of alcohol helps!

[Cara Van Man]

Cap'n Custud said:

Someone please say some thing outrageous to make me laugh.

My social standing and respect from the PH community has increased tenfold since I admitted buying a caravan.

[scotal]

Tuna said:

um... should we have a forum specifically for caravans?

You and nick in a cosy corner comparing stoves.... that's gonna get ugly quickly

[scotal]

oobster said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it. Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Aye, I guess that won't be pleasant. Hopefully things will not get too nasty. Is it your house or do you own it jointly?

I find lots of alcohol helps!

If you're going to burn it down, use petrol, its sheaper by the Litre.

[Cara Van Man]

scotal said:

Tuna said:

um... should we have a forum specifically for caravans?

You and nick in a cosy corner comparing stoves.... that's gonna get ugly quickly

See what I mean?

[scotal]

Cara Van Man said:

scotal said:

Tuna said:

um... should we have a forum specifically for caravans?

You and nick in a cosy corner comparing stoves.... that's gonna get ugly quickly

See what I mean?

To be fair, you start off ugly, not sure whether tuna was hit with the same stick though.

[ali_kat]

HRG said:

Yet you don't mention how many messaged you telling you that you're a tt though...

I've refrained, but only 'cause IIRC it's against the rules to use the mail for offensive purposes

[oobster]

scotal said:

oobster said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it. Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Aye, I guess that won't be pleasant. Hopefully things will not get too nasty. Is it your house or do you own it jointly?

I find lots of alcohol helps!

If you're going to burn it down, use petrol, its sheaper by the Litre.

It's sheep, not sheap. And let it go man, that wooly white bh from the field aint gonna call you back.

[308mate]

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it.

Try not to get pissed and sleep with him, just because you still live under the same roof. Cause he will try it on after a few lagers. And then you will wake up with a warm glow thinking everything is rosy again and he will wake up and immediately send you a nasty text, as though nothing had happened. Or I would anyway...

[G'kar]

Cara Van Man said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Someone please say some thing outrageous to make me laugh.

My social standing and respect from the PH community has increased tenfold since I admitted buying a caravan.

But then we're back to the whole 'multiplying by zero' thing again.

[ali_kat]

308mate said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it.

Try not to get pissed and sleep with him, just because you still live under the same roof. Cause he will try it on after a few lagers. And then you will wake up with a warm glow thinking everything is rosy again and he will wake up and immediately send you a nasty text, as though nothing had happened. Or I would anyway...

Alternatively, doing that could restart the fire

[JonRB]

ali_kat said:

Alternatively, doing that could restart the fire

Oh thanks Ali, now I have that awful Take That song going through my head.

[ali_kat]

JonRB said:

ali_kat said:

Alternatively, doing that could restart the fire

Oh thanks Ali, now I have that awful Take That song going through my head.

Thanks for reminding me that I have my headphones in my handbag Boss is out unexpectedly and I'm bored

[scotal]

oobster said:

scotal said:

oobster said:

Cap'n Custud said:

So back to my misery....I guess I have to go home tonight but am dreading it. Someone please say some thing outragous to make me laugh.

Aye, I guess that won't be pleasant. Hopefully things will not get too nasty. Is it your house or do you own it jointly?

I find lots of alcohol helps!

If you're going to burn it down, use petrol, its sheaper by the Litre.

It's sheep, not sheap. And let it go man, that wooly white bh from the field aint gonna call you back.

She'd be a ewe, not a bh... i guess she never called you either?

good spot though, tosser

Edited by scotal on Thursday 5th March 13:02