Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

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DickyC

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Friday 7th June
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bowtie

I should go on sabbatical more often.

DickyC

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Friday 7th June
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I wasn't bottom this week then. bounce
It's not Midsummer.



Ba dum tish

DickyC

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Friday 7th June
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When I was compiling the Pequod quiz last week, I needed a couple of Ds and searched on 'facts beginning with D.'

What D happened on 6 June 1945?

Really? A week shy of the 80th Anniversary of D-Day and you get the year wrong?

Oh, no, wait! The answer could be 'Da first Anniversary of D-Day.'

Sake.

I thought I took a screen shot but, if I did, I can't find it.

ETA Found it. I'd named it 'd day' rolleyes



Edited by DickyC on Saturday 8th June 06:51

DickyC

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Saturday 8th June
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Grouting today.



nono

Grouting not Grouty.

DickyC

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Saturday 8th June
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I've always admired your decisiveness, Mr M. Decisions of that magnitude take me weeks.

With you, it's 'this needs doing' - Bosh! - done.

I'd still be at the mind wandering stage.

DickyC

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Saturday 8th June
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I've just Bolognesed the wall. I didn't mean to, it was an accident. The wall behind the cooker that is awaiting some sort of splashback arrangement. Gawd knows. I don't.

This kitchen refurbishment is a nightmare. Just stir The World's Slowest Bolognese into the mix and the whole thing becomes untenable.

I'll see you in the Heavily Bandaged Thumb and Stanley Knife later and I'll explain everything.

DickyC

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Saturday 8th June
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Am I still on Sabbatical? I've forgotten.

What's the charge?

Drunk in charge of a Bolognese sauce.

How can he be drunk? It's not even six o'clock.

He's such a cheap date.

Keep that to yourself, Constable.

Okay, Sarge.

DickyC

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Sunday 9th June
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I am absolutely 100% certain I don't know what it was. But it flaked off with my thumbnail so it wasn't Bolognese sauce. That would have soaked in.

DickyC

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Sunday 9th June
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slopes said:
wavey

Let's go to the beach they said

it will be nice they said

It was futtin Baltic...brrrrrr

But.....



Futtins Holiday Camp, Trivton-sur-Mer

Fun for all the family

Est. 1936

DickyC

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Monday 10th June
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slopes said:
wavey

One last picture from yesterday's escapades


Wanted to get closer but as the cliffs are home to migratory birds and is therefore designated as an SSSI, i opted for the safety of height
I'll be down the chandler's later, snowy. What do we need?

DickyC

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Monday 10th June
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Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Morning All.
Oh, is it Monday? I couldn't tell.

I'm still laughing at this:

DickyC said:
Futtins Holiday Camp, Trivton-sur-Mer

Fun for all the family

Est. 1936
Don't know why really. It just banged me on the funnybone.
Thanks Dicky.
beer

DickyC

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Monday 10th June
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Bobberoo said:
Sounds like you had it under control Magoo!!

So to add to all the st that's gone on today, including but not limited to, being dragged into a pissing contest between managers, being asked to step up into a senior role despite not wanting to, being tasked with investigating a failure and finding a solution, and still trying to do my job, Mrs Bobbers has now tested positive for COVID.
Yeah, but look on the bright side.

DickyC

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Tuesday 11th June
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slopes said:
wavey

Today will mostly be the day of poop at work, it won’t be fun.
Still…..could be worse.


As for Covid being gone…..it’s still around which is why i keep up with my boosters, just in case.


Ah, it takes you back.

DickyC

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Tuesday 11th June
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Mr Magooagain said:
I’ve bashed in another three(3) posts. I’m now shaking so it’s time for a shower and rest up.
Four with this one.

DickyC

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Wednesday 12th June
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Mr Magooagain said:
I’ve bashed in another three(3) posts. I’m now shaking so it’s time for a shower and rest up.
Four with this one.
biggrin Ooh, that Dicky, 'ee's on the ball today, innee! rofl
Oooh! He’s got all the Polari, ain't he?

Hmmmm, I wonder where he picks it up?

DickyC

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Wednesday 12th June
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Knowing I would be driving to and fro Reading yesterday, I packed the scrap metal I've been saving into the car to drop by the metal recyclers to enrich the coffers. I had a car battery (£470/tonne), scrap household cable (£1905/tonne), three (3) electric motors (£530/tonne), some stainless steel pots and pans (£670/tonne) and odds and sods of scrap metal referred to as 'mixed iron' by the trade (£175/tonne). It took ages to sort it at home - extracting the motors and so on - and it all had to be stored, but it was worth it as, not only had I done my bit for the planet, but also I could reap my financial rewards.

smile

£15.64.

Sigh.

Oh, well.

DickyC

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Wednesday 12th June
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Fullook said:
Yesterday, I went to a shop to buy a shirt. I wasn't sure of the right size so I tried on both a small and medium (not at the same time). The small was slightly too snug so I opted for the medium.

When I got home, it turned out (this is heading in an obvious direction, for which, my apologies) I'd taken the small one home by mistake, and left the medium one in the shop.

Today I brought the small one back to the shop and explained my amusing mistake to the very interested shop assistant. How we laughed as he took care of exchange.

Now I'm wondering if the small wasn't the better bet after all.
A strong contender for TRIVIAL POST OF THE MONTH and we're not even halfway through the month.

Superb work.

DickyC

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Wednesday 12th June
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Battert says he's trying to sign Hand Axe Handkerchief for the Henge Stage at Trivtonbury. Irrespective of your stance on Death Metal Morris Dancing Fusion music, putting them on the Henge between the Beer Festival Tent and the Motorcycle Park may need a rethink. I'll see if the WI Stage has anything booked for the Saturday.

DickyC

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Wednesday 12th June
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Fullook said:
Thank you Dicky. Reading your endorsement is the best thing that's happened to me so far today.

I haven't really had anything to eat yet however, and I am expecting tonight's dinner to be quite a highlight.

In other news, the severity of my nasal reaction to the morning tram ride provides a very accurate predictor of how hay-fevery the day ahead is likely to be.

This morning's results were not promising.

I went to Boots on a simple and clear mission to buy some Benadryl as it seems to switch off the mucus tap very effectively.

But as I approached the shelf, my somewhat complacent confidence was thrown off by the presence of a number of alternative products.

I had a look at all the packets, to see if any difference in the purpose of their contents was apparent (it wasn't), whether they were the same active ingredients under different names (they weren't), or if there were any other clues to help the hapless choose between them (nope).

After all that effort (I may also have used my phone to google information about the active ingredients), going for the Benadryl would have felt like something of a cowardly retreat, so I boldly opted for something called Boots One A Day Hayfever & Allergy Relief because I liked the colour of the box.

It seems to be doing the trick. I'll let you know if there are any further findings to report later.
We'll all remember where were and what we were doing when Fullook lauched Help the Hapless.

We have so many potential beneficiaries here.

DickyC

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Thursday 13th June
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hammo19 said:
Say hello to Babis at the restaurant at the end of the runway…..
That was odd. I read that and a mental image of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe loomed large.

I mean, I'm okay. Don't worry. It's something another strong cup of tea will sort out.

Hopefully.
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