Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

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GeneralBanter

928 posts

18 months

Friday 14th June
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jdw100 said:
I know a guy in the airline industry. Swears blind they release chamomile with the chem-trail chemicals. Affecting our children’s minds, making them more docile.

Violent children making the news all the time with stabbings, murders etc. The rise correlates with when they introduced unleaded petrol. Price of petrol has gone up but what happened to the lead? They sell it. Making more profit on petrol and extra money from the lead.

Think!!
There may be something in the leased petrol idea, albeit the complete opposite of his theory. A number of studies have been done:



Baroque attacks

4,624 posts

189 months

Friday 14th June
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Flumpo said:
Sky have a new documentary on Alex jones. I never really saw much of his sandy hook stuff. My god that guys a .
Oh he’s a complete bellend.

The usual Just asking questions/vaccine/NWO/jew overlord crowd love him.

DonkeyApple

56,566 posts

172 months

Friday 14th June
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GeneralBanter said:
There may be something in the leased petrol idea, albeit the complete opposite of his theory. A number of studies have been done:


That's always been an interesting argument. The trouble is that there's also a group that argues the reason for the fall in stats from the early 90s was due to the growing penetration of home computers and the creation of the internet and that as households came out of the 80s recession by the mid 90s an entire youth generation was completely different to the Boomer generation that had appeared in the 60s and mainly spent their youth relaxing by going outside and punching anyone who looked different to them.

Another argument has been that the rise and fall of violence correlates to the rise and end of the Cold War, that the constant background fear in society maintained a base level closer to violence than calmness.

Many plausible arguments for something that has been spotted across the West.

However, those in the know, those of us who have neighbours who worked at NASA but were expelled for knowing too much are fully aware that in 1990, the year everyone suddenly became less violent is the year that Jim Henson died. Just saying.

coldel

8,107 posts

149 months

Friday 14th June
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Correlation isnt causation, just saying.

Drew106

1,444 posts

148 months

Friday 14th June
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coldel said:
Correlation isnt causation, just saying.
Quite. I remember hearing somehwere about all the spurious correlations one can draw. This came up top on a Google search and is a bit of fun: https://plotlygraphs.medium.com/spurious-correlati...

DonkeyApple

56,566 posts

172 months

Friday 14th June
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Drew106 said:
coldel said:
Correlation isnt causation, just saying.
Quite. I remember hearing somehwere about all the spurious correlations one can draw. This came up top on a Google search and is a bit of fun: https://plotlygraphs.medium.com/spurious-correlati...
There was a chap the other day seeking to link EV ownership with people who had taken the Covid vaccination. rofl

In my industry the spankers manipulate charts all day long to sell junk to fools. The crash vendors are a classic scenario.

Blown2CV

29,264 posts

206 months

Friday 14th June
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jdw100 said:
DonkeyApple said:
jdw100 said:
Can I suggest a nice cup of camomile tea?
Aren't herbal teas the beverage of the libtard and Semite? I'd wager Bill Gates has investments in the industry. Just join the dots.
I know a guy in the airline industry. Swears blind they release chamomile with the chem-trail chemicals. Affecting our children’s minds, making them more docile.

Violent children making the news all the time with stabbings, murders etc. The rise correlates with when they introduced unleaded petrol. Price of petrol has gone up but what happened to the lead? They sell it. Making more profit on petrol and extra money from the lead.

Think!!
'works in the airline industry' i.e. is a baggage handler

jdw100

4,374 posts

167 months

Friday 14th June
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Blown2CV said:
'works in the airline industry' i.e. is a baggage handler
Better than ‘pilot’, those dupes that sit in front of screen of false information and curved cockpit glass. So easily fooled into thinking that they see a ‘curvature’.

All data is beamed straight to their instrumentation from a series of NASA satellites in orbit so these mind-washed fools don’t realise they are flying over a perfectly flat surface.

Blown2CV

29,264 posts

206 months

Friday 14th June
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jdw100 said:
Blown2CV said:
'works in the airline industry' i.e. is a baggage handler
Better than ‘pilot’, those dupes that sit in front of screen of false information and curved cockpit glass. So easily fooled into thinking that they see a ‘curvature’.

All data is beamed straight to their instrumentation from a series of NASA satellites in orbit so these mind-washed fools don’t realise they are flying over a perfectly flat surface.
yes baggage handlers are in every single instance far brighter than airline pilots.

CivicDuties

5,269 posts

33 months

Friday 14th June
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GeneralBanter said:
jdw100 said:
I know a guy in the airline industry. Swears blind they release chamomile with the chem-trail chemicals. Affecting our children’s minds, making them more docile.

Violent children making the news all the time with stabbings, murders etc. The rise correlates with when they introduced unleaded petrol. Price of petrol has gone up but what happened to the lead? They sell it. Making more profit on petrol and extra money from the lead.

Think!!
There may be something in the leased petrol idea, albeit the complete opposite of his theory. A number of studies have been done:


I think it was the "Freakonomics" guys who worked out that the drop in violent crime was most likely due to the introduction of legalised abortions about 18 years before the crime figures started dropping in the US...

DonkeyApple

56,566 posts

172 months

Friday 14th June
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Blown2CV said:
jdw100 said:
Blown2CV said:
'works in the airline industry' i.e. is a baggage handler
Better than ‘pilot’, those dupes that sit in front of screen of false information and curved cockpit glass. So easily fooled into thinking that they see a ‘curvature’.

All data is beamed straight to their instrumentation from a series of NASA satellites in orbit so these mind-washed fools don’t realise they are flying over a perfectly flat surface.
yes baggage handlers are in every single instance far brighter than airline pilots.
Second only to roadies and 40 yr old live at home telesales specialists.

DonkeyApple

56,566 posts

172 months

Friday 14th June
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CivicDuties said:
I think it was the "Freakonomics" guys who worked out that the drop in violent crime was most likely due to the introduction of legalised abortions about 18 years before the crime figures started dropping in the US...
That was the other one I couldn't remember earlier. Or rather, it was the argument that the pill and women's rights was a driver etc.

Who_Goes_Blue

1,143 posts

174 months

Tuesday 18th June
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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to replace a light bulb?

coldel

8,107 posts

149 months

Tuesday 18th June
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Who_Goes_Blue said:
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to replace a light bulb?
1 to hold it whilst the whole world revolves around them

Notch 8

361 posts

11 months

Tuesday 18th June
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coldel said:
Who_Goes_Blue said:
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to replace a light bulb?
1 to hold it whilst the whole world revolves around them
Yep, the average CTist does tend to have that sense of self importance.

DonkeyApple

56,566 posts

172 months

Tuesday 18th June
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They'd be much happier if they just opted for veganism as their special need of choice.

Notch 8

361 posts

11 months

Thursday 20th June
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Another FB page I’m afraid, but you’d think this one would be a largely CTist free zone, but no, they are everywhere now.

I never have time to sit and watch the news these days. Usually working.




coldel

8,107 posts

149 months

Friday 21st June
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Yes there is a load of fake memes out there showing 'crisis actors' which people believe, a lot of it perpetuated by the likes of Alex Jones.

Just shows what sheep some CT are unfortunately.

Notch 8

361 posts

11 months

Friday 21st June
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coldel said:
Yes there is a load of fake memes out there showing 'crisis actors' which people believe, a lot of it perpetuated by the likes of Alex Jones.

Just shows what sheep some CT are unfortunately.
Yes, I know about the crisis actor thing.

It just demonstrates how huge the ‘brain-washed by the internet’ problem is.

The glassy-eyed ones are popping up wherever you look these days.

Edited by Notch 8 on Friday 21st June 09:37

mickk

29,102 posts

245 months

Friday 21st June
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coldel said:
Yes there is a load of fake memes out there showing 'crisis actors' which people believe, a lot of it perpetuated by the likes of Alex Jones.

Just shows what sheep some CT are unfortunately.
I first heard about 'crisis actors' after the Boston marathon bombings.

All the people hurt were actors apparently.