Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Sebring440]

simon_harris said:

ApOrbital said:

cobra kid said:

Avenicus said:

Or pop a can of Lynx up your poop chute.

Semtex would be very flatering.

Semtex doesn't really burn well as i understand it. Need rather more vigorous encouragement to go bang.

He realises that. He said it would be very flatering.

(flater m (plural flaters, diminutive flatertje n)

A blunder, a blooper, a stupid mistake.)

[MartG]

Number 1 made me think of a few politicians...

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/50698/38-wonde...

Edited by MartG on Wednesday 19th June 14:14

[Voldemort]

[Stealthracer]

She thinks these are mushrooms? I don't!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t-g8af2YIaE

[TGCOTF-dewey]

Stealthracer said:

She thinks these are mushrooms? I don't!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t-g8af2YIaE

He must to be a fun guy though if she picked him over the mushrooms.

[jimmytheone]

[DodgyGeezer]

[WPA]

jimmytheone said:

[jimmytheone]

I've just had a teams call with someone who was wearing a Dick Allen t-shirt - baseball, maybe?

problem was, all you could see was the person's head and a T shirt saying "Dick"

[dudleybloke]

[Still Mulling]

DodgyGeezer said:

Git.

As recompense, lose The Game.

[Mammasaid]

DodgyGeezer said:

Ah! Shaddap You Face

[Fermit]

[Filton-flyer]

Shamelessly stolen from the Book of Face

[s2kjock]

jimmytheone said:

I've just had a teams call with someone who was wearing a Dick Allen t-shirt - baseball, maybe?

problem was, all you could see was the person's head and a T shirt saying "Dick"

The company I work for went through a rebranding about a year ago.

As part of the company name "tweak", they came up with a variety of tag lines starting with the company name and followed by a cheery word or something indicating dynamism, one of which was "Hello". So one tagline was "companyname - Hello"

They have pasted these in large letters around various meeting rooms in the office, and I noticed one day that when in a Teams call in one particular room, zooming in the camera to a single person sitting at the table gives you a cropped background proudly displaying "companyname - Hell"

[Baron Greenback]

[BenS94]

Found this amongst my new cars paperwork... what a name!

[hidetheelephants]

dudleybloke said:

Bringing bottles of premixed cocktails may result in disappointment.

[Fermit]

[Fallingup]

Filton-flyer said:

Shamelessly stolen from the Book of Face

Happens all the time in Tesco.