Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Avenicus]

[Cold]

On the search for a new ceiling light. I was recommended this site, but am now somewhat concerned about what I've just clicked on.

[Milkyway]

slopes said:

I've just noticed what his name spells backwards.

[vaud]

Milkyway said:

I've just noticed what his name spells backwards.

ycamrahp?

[DodgyGeezer]

[hairy v]

[Milkyway]

vaud said:

Milkyway said:

I've just noticed what his name spells backwards.

ycamrahp?

Ihsir Kanus... I'm sure that there is a cream for that.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th June 13:17

[BenS94]

Milkyway said:

vaud said:

Milkyway said:

I've just noticed what his name spells backwards.

ycamrahp?

Ihsir Kanus... I'm sure that there is a cream for that.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th June 13:17

Anusol.

[Skyedriver]

hairy v said:

As a Dali fan, that is superb on many different levels

[Barnsie]

Skyedriver said:

As a Dali fan, that is superb on many different levels

If Dali had done that to me, I'd be in a real dilemma. I'd have a cock and balls on my forehead, but OTOH it would be a genuine Dali and probably worth a fortune. Leave it, or scrub it off? Tough call.

[maniac886]

[Nova Gyna]

I like that one.

[Skyedriver]

maniac886 said:

Excellent

[DodgyGeezer]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/HeNxYVW2CSM8xoZz/

[LaserTam]

Not a sniggersome moment, but a moment that could have been sniggersome.

Watching trooping the colour, Kate and the three children in the carriage that was steaming up, when it rained and the kids frantically wiping the inside of the window, what if the eldest drew a cock and balls in the condensation?....

[BenS94]

LaserTam said:

Not a sniggersome moment, but a moment that could have been sniggersome.

Watching trooping the colour, Kate and the three children in the carriage that was steaming up, when it rained and the kids frantically wiping the inside of the window, what if the eldest drew a cock and balls in the condensation?....

Philip would've been looking down in delight!

[generationx]

Quoted from the LM24 coverage discussing tyres:
Comm1: “I wonder if James Calado is happy with a ‘soft’ on?”
Comm2: “it’s a good job he’s not on ‘hard’ tyres”

[vaud]

Just seen on the BBC

"Hamburg police shoot man with axe ahead of Euros match"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c72292lpz2yo

How do you shoot a man with an axe?

[Milkyway]

I was watching an American crime programme, where a couple discovered a decapitated body in the woods
The call went like this;

Caller: "We have found a body"
Police: "Are you sure that they are dead"
Caller: "Yes"
Police: "Are they breathing"...
( Perhaps if the caller had told the Police that small detail, it would have saved a bit of time... or perhaps they had to follow the computer script).

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 16th June 15:13

[Sticks.]

That reminds me of the similar story.
Woman phones police:
'I've shot my husband and I think I've killed him'.
Police 'can you make sure he's dead?'
Gunshot is heard.
'Yes, he's definitely dead'.