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chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
I can only assume that Higher Education has passed you by...
Just because I don't post my lifehood achievements after each post because I somehow think it makes me better than others, it doesn't mean I don't have them.
On the contrary. You see, I have plenty of other achievements besides my qualifications, unlike you. SO it would be a bit strange to pick and choose all the things boastworthy to irrelevantly type after everything I do.

But seriously Chunky, you are so proud of being one of the very few memebers of our society with a degree and righly so.
Keep telling people. They will admire you so much.
I do.
I'm glad you admire me. So lets compare degrees... what's yours?

wink

IBTL etc...

kjmac

561 posts

236 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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tldr

+3.14159

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
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I'm glad you admire me. So lets compare degrees... what's yours?

wink

IBTL etc...
LLB Law 2:1 from Manchester.
Now grow up.

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
NO, Ive warmed to those now.
rofl was my most hated one of all. It ingited incandescant rage within me, and now I love it like my own family.
Never said I wasnt fickle. Just angry.
In which case surely its a matter of time before you'll become used to +1 as a method of agreement, and give your spleen some time off?
See pure txt spk I abhor, but +1 seems fine.

escargot

17,111 posts

220 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
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I'm glad you admire me. So lets compare degrees... what's yours?

wink

IBTL etc...
LLB Law 2:1 from Manchester.
Now grow up.
Thicko.

escargot
GNVQ adv IT.

Jeux

1,170 posts

268 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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but surely the original poster (1) + 1 = 3?? so where does this mystery agreer come from?

Let x=y. Then

x - y + y = y

x - y + y y
--------- = ---
x-y x-y

y y
1 + --- = ---
x-y x-y

1 = 0

Now we know that 1 = 1, so add the following three equations together:

1 = 0
1 = 1
1 = 1

On the right is 1+1, and on the left is 3 ones, and 3 ones make 3


Swilly

9,699 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Kermit power said:
Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
If someone says something that you agree with, there are one or two logical options as follows:

1)Quote them and say- yes, I agree with that
2)THink to yourself "I agree with that. Ive nothing more to add so I won't bother posting"

EIther are equally acceptable. Either express your agreement to verify thier opinion or don't.

WHat is not acceptable, and is in fact downright moronic is to quote them and type "+1"

It is a fking ludicrous thing to do. Totally meaningless. YOu cannot add a number to words. Maths doesnt work like that.

Can you people who do this just learn something from this thread:

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ON PISTONHEADS HAS DONE SOMETHING- IT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO.

Let alone doing it at every opportunity every hour of every day.
Stop it at once.

I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.

The End.


Edit: ANyone who types "+1" as a response to this thread is as unfunny as the people who do it for real. TOo predictable. 0/10 for originality.
Can i add a view point here, it is only my opinion and i fully accept we may all have differing opinions but....

....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
So. You probably don't agree with BSR on this one then?
I'm a bit on the fence on this one... no, sorry, what i mean't was im ripping the fence out of the ground to shove up BSR ass... give him something worthwhile to moan about !!

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
Kermit power said:
Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
If someone says something that you agree with, there are one or two logical options as follows:

1)Quote them and say- yes, I agree with that
2)THink to yourself "I agree with that. Ive nothing more to add so I won't bother posting"

EIther are equally acceptable. Either express your agreement to verify thier opinion or don't.

WHat is not acceptable, and is in fact downright moronic is to quote them and type "+1"

It is a fking ludicrous thing to do. Totally meaningless. YOu cannot add a number to words. Maths doesnt work like that.

Can you people who do this just learn something from this thread:

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ON PISTONHEADS HAS DONE SOMETHING- IT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO.

Let alone doing it at every opportunity every hour of every day.
Stop it at once.

I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.

The End.


Edit: ANyone who types "+1" as a response to this thread is as unfunny as the people who do it for real. TOo predictable. 0/10 for originality.
Can i add a view point here, it is only my opinion and i fully accept we may all have differing opinions but....

....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
So. You probably don't agree with BSR on this one then?
I'm a bit on the fence on this one... no, sorry, what i mean't was im ripping the fence out of the ground to shove up BSR ass... give him something worthwhile to moan about !!
Yes, his post history seems to be one big rant, doesn't it?

Better not upset him though, he has an LLB from Manchester...


scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
I'm a bit on the fence on this one... no, sorry, what i mean't was im ripping the fence out of the ground to shove up BSR ass... give him something worthwhile to moan about !!
You're going to spear his donkey with a metaphorical fence? Mate are you related to Dali?

Swilly

9,699 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
YOu sound like one of those ranting wierd groundworkers you see working on the roads.

Oh... I see.
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!
Were you sharing the enviroment lot's mushrooms at yesterday's demo?

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Yes, his post history seems to be one big rant, doesn't it?

Better not upset him though, he has an LLB from Manchester...
Do you think you are somehow going to "win" this internet argument?
Ive got news for you...

Swilly

9,699 posts

277 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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scotal said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
Did the machine remove the capitals from your use of the word bks? Clever that, but it does somehow take something from your post. As if you're shouting, but you've dropped your voice over the word bks so as not to embarass yourself.
scratchchin I apologise, my nerd threshhold is clearly much higher than yours.

I tend not to notice pointless things.

scratchchin... which explains why i baaaarely noticed you had posted !! hehe

Steameh

3,155 posts

213 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Its like two groups in the school playground here and I'm the fat ugly kid in the middle. Which side should I go to...

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Yes, his post history seems to be one big rant, doesn't it?

Better not upset him though, he has an LLB from Manchester...
Do you think you are somehow going to "win" this internet argument?
Ive got news for you...
I'll be completely honest with you BSR. I'm not out to win. I'm just out to wind you up now!

How many of the responses on this thread now relate to the original point? I am hijacking your thread!

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
YOu sound like one of those ranting wierd groundworkers you see working on the roads.

Oh... I see.
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!
Oh I am so ashamed.
A man who can't use punctuation properly has spotted that I misspelled "Weird".
He is so clever and I am so stupid.
Well done Hemmingway.

G_T

16,160 posts

193 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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I'd love it if my life was so fking easy that I could get irrate about how people communicate on internet forums.

Just can't get into this one.



Edited by G_T on Thursday 2nd April 13:00

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
scotal said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
Did the machine remove the capitals from your use of the word bks? Clever that, but it does somehow take something from your post. As if you're shouting, but you've dropped your voice over the word bks so as not to embarass yourself.
scratchchin I apologise, my nerd threshhold is clearly much higher than yours.

I tend not to notice pointless things.

scratchchin... which explains why i baaaarely noticed you had posted !! hehe
And you speak sheep as well...

I was genuinely curious as to whether you had taken off caps lock for the word bks or not. Seemed a peculiar thing to do.

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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So, does anyone else like fish then?

escargot

17,111 posts

220 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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G_T said:
I'd love it if my life was fking easy that I could get irrate about how people communicate on internet forums.
Go on, tell us how important & stressed you are.