Match.com (Vol. 7)

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Secret lemonade drinker

798 posts

53 months

Wednesday 26th June
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18 months

Been iffy for a while

No to the rest but live 100yards apart in own houses

Have a garage for secret liaison

Blown2CV

29,230 posts

206 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Secret lemonade drinker said:
Capitan Obvio said:
Meh look on the bright side, at least you'll get some free fashion advice and a trendy haircut.
I still feel like I parked up at a French airie to grab a refreshing pit stop and discovered the stall had a glory hole

I’ll not be making that mistake again. fool me twice and all that

Now for another question. It’s been 2 months since getting the elbow, it had been ropey for a while. Is now too soon to get back in the game?
never too soon as long as you can manage a distance and just sort of ensure you're only having fun or are not damaged rebound from the previous one i guess.

ThingsBehindTheSun

506 posts

34 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Secret lemonade drinker said:
18 months

Been iffy for a while

No to the rest but live 100yards apart in own houses

Have a garage for secret liaison
If it was only 18 months, you didn't live together and it was iffy for a while then I would say two months is fine.

C4ME

1,244 posts

214 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Secret lemonade drinker said:
18 months

Been iffy for a while

No to the rest but live 100yards apart in own houses

Have a garage for secret liaison
I can imagine the conversation "I have my own place but we have to meet in my garage for s*x". Are you going to get a mattress installed? biggrin


Edited by C4ME on Wednesday 26th June 17:21

Saleen836

11,195 posts

212 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Very obvious that Glastonbury is on, the amount of females with 'Pilton' as their location has increased 1000x biglaugh

Secret lemonade drinker

798 posts

53 months

Wednesday 26th June
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C4ME said:
I can imagine the conversation "I have my own place but we have to meet in my garage for s*x". Are you going to get a mattress installed? biggrin


Edited by C4ME on Wednesday 26th June 17:21
No space with the cars, I can spare a 5ftx5ft area where no car will be touched but need to move the bikes out the way

I’ve a camper van so can arrange hookups

CharlesdeGaulle

26,624 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th June
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Secret lemonade drinker said:
No space with the cars, I can spare a 5ftx5ft area where no car will be touched but need to move the bikes out the way

I’ve a camper van so can arrange hookups
Who said romance was dead?

Secret lemonade drinker

798 posts

53 months

Wednesday 26th June
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Who said romance was dead?
Well after one lass many years ago wanted to take a detour for sex against the car, all I could see Roy about was the paintwork.

mickythefish

436 posts

9 months

Thursday
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Still single even though I've now pretty much done a st load of hiking, I'm not interesting enough to my target market who like tattooed blokes with their shirts off.

One thing I've learnt , if a woman tells you she is an empath, she is a narcissist.

No apps might try speed dating again as really want to meet people not this online bs filter bs Instagram photos stuff. Outdoors, kind heart, decent conversation that's it really and yes not over 50 as they have more baggage that an Everest Sherpa.

Petrus1983

9,046 posts

165 months

Thursday
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mickythefish said:
Still single even though I've now pretty much done a st load of hiking, I'm not interesting enough to my target market who like tattooed blokes with their shirts off.

One thing I've learnt , if a woman tells you she is an empath, she is a narcissist.

No apps might try speed dating again as really want to meet people not this online bs filter bs Instagram photos stuff. Outdoors, kind heart, decent conversation that's it really and yes not over 50 as they have more baggage that an Everest Sherpa.
How much hiking can you seriously have done in what, 3 weeks? The only person I know who does a lot of hiking does it during the day in the week as he, along with the other hikers, is retired. Get yourself a tennis racquet - it's a bonus if you don't know how to play wink

mickythefish

436 posts

9 months

Thursday
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3 mountains, 20 plus hills, from north Yorkshire to the Malverns. All In 3 months. Drove 7 hours up to Ben Nevis, slept in my car, did Ben Nevis , 7 hours round trip, drove home, 7 hours. Snowdon did the same but in one day. 8 hours driving.

I have a lot of energy but because I'm not attractive, a bit over weight women are not interested.

Only woman I actually really liked was one I chatted to on the way down from Ben Nevis, but she was 21. Just too young for me, but the best conversation I've had for decades with a women.

Basically woman are better younger without all the bs from blokes who used they because they are basically idiots in love.

Edited by mickythefish on Thursday 27th June 08:56

Unreal

3,825 posts

28 months

Thursday
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mickythefish said:
3 mountains, 20 plus hills, from north Yorkshire to the Malverns. All In 3 months. Drove 7 hours up to Ben Nevis, slept in my car, did Ben Nevis , 7 hours round trip, drove home, 7 hours. Snowdon did the same but in one day. 8 hours driving.

I have a lot of energy but because I'm not attractive, a bit over weight women are not interested.

Only woman I actually really liked was one I chatted to on the way down from Ben Nevis, but she was 21. Just too young for me, but the best conversation I've had for decades with a women.

Basically woman are better younger without all the bs from blokes who used they because they are basically idiots in love.

Edited by mickythefish on Thursday 27th June 08:56
A friendly piece of advice. Spend some time and money getting counselling rather than pursuing women or posting on here. You should learn to understand yourself much better and get a better chance of finding an appropriate relationship. You appear to be throwing rice at a barn door and still missing.

Fermit

13,184 posts

103 months

Thursday
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mickythefish said:
Only woman I actually really liked was one I chatted to on the way down from Ben Nevis, but she was 21. Just too young for me, but the best conversation I've had for decades with a women.
How old are you? Some 21 Y/O girls can seriously have their head well screwed on, whilst some may well be at a different chapter of their life to you. Some also prefer older men, can't be doing with 'boys' their own age. I know a lass who's married to a guy older than her Dad. They've been together 11 years, so it can work.

Where would be the harm in a none comital 'would you like my number?'

ThingsBehindTheSun

506 posts

34 months

Thursday
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Fermit said:
How old are you? Some 21 Y/O girls can seriously have their head well screwed on, whilst some may well be at a different chapter of their life to you. Some also prefer older men, can't be doing with 'boys' their own age. I know a lass who's married to a guy older than her Dad. They've been together 11 years, so it can work.
When I went to buy my current car a middle aged, average looking man answered the door and gave me the keys to take a test drive. When I got back we were talking on the drive and out of the corner of my eye I saw this very attractive brunette come out of the front door "that must be his daughter" I thought. She mentioned she was sad to see the car go and then I twigged, it was her car and she was actually his wife. As I took a closer look I realised she was a little bit older than I initially thought (I would say she was 30ish, he was late 40s) but she was absolutely gorgeous and lovely to chat to.

No idea how he did it but all I could think was "good for you!". I can only assume that lads her own age couldn't give her the lifestyle she was looking for whereas this man could. They had a nice detached house on a newish estate, but nothing amazingly out of the ordinary.

So don't assume that all young women want to go for love island wannabe men (although I will admit a large percentage of young women do)

Shnozz

27,665 posts

274 months

Thursday
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Unreal said:
A friendly piece of advice. Spend some time and money getting counselling rather than pursuing women or posting on here. You should learn to understand yourself much better and get a better chance of finding an appropriate relationship. You appear to be throwing rice at a barn door and still missing.
This.

You come across as a bit of a loon to be honest. Fix yourself first.

Secret lemonade drinker

798 posts

53 months

Thursday
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Hello ghosting my old friend…..

I’d forgot about this, fun messages until a more entertaining mouthpiece comes along


Secret lemonade drinker

798 posts

53 months

Thursday
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Also as I’ve made one big mistake regarding the friend finder


I know Netflix and chill now means sex

But if a girl puts casual dating, is that keywords for date+sex?

Dagnir

2,039 posts

166 months

Thursday
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Kowalski655 said:
Also,Swifties are pure filth biggrin
Aren't 'Swifites' also about 14 years old??

Dagnir

2,039 posts

166 months

Thursday
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mickythefish said:
Still single even though I've now pretty much done a st load of hiking, I'm not interesting enough to my target market who like tattooed blokes with their shirts off.

One thing I've learnt , if a woman tells you she is an empath, she is a narcissist.

No apps might try speed dating again as really want to meet people not this online bs filter bs Instagram photos stuff. Outdoors, kind heart, decent conversation that's it really and yes not over 50 as they have more baggage that an Everest Sherpa.
If that's your market, it sounds like you need to get down 'Spoons' on a Friday night.

Petrus1983

9,046 posts

165 months

Thursday
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mickythefish said:
I have a lot of energy but because I'm not attractive, a bit over weight women are not interested.
Move to the South of France - I can't recall it being an issue down there. An afternoon people watching in Cafe de Paris will reassure you that attractive girls aren't looking for looks. All for €30 a glass which is cheaper than a therapist (that includes the hors d'oeuvres). HTH.