Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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One of my four very different looking cars is in for repair and the mechanic messaged me today to say that he had not managed to finish and as he was away for the weekend it would be Monday when I get it back. Relayed this to SWMBO and she asked "which car is it" and I said just look out the window and see which one is not on the drive, the reply was "that won't help they all look the same to me"
ninepoint2 said:
One of my four very different looking cars is in for repair and the mechanic messaged me today to say that he had not managed to finish and as he was away for the weekend it would be Monday when I get it back. Relayed this to SWMBO and she asked "which car is it" and I said just look out the window and see which one is not on the drive, the reply was "that won't help they all look the same to me"
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ninepoint2 said:
One of my four very different looking cars is in for repair and the mechanic messaged me today to say that he had not managed to finish and as he was away for the weekend it would be Monday when I get it back. Relayed this to SWMBO and she asked "which car is it" and I said just look out the window and see which one is not on the drive, the reply was "that won't help they all look the same to me"
Well you know the answer to "which dress do you prefer" ninepoint2 said:
One of my four very different looking cars is in for repair and the mechanic messaged me today to say that he had not managed to finish and as he was away for the weekend it would be Monday when I get it back. Relayed this to SWMBO and she asked "which car is it" and I said just look out the window and see which one is not on the drive, the reply was "that won't help they all look the same to me"
They're all the same colour aren't they?ninepoint2 said:
mcdjl said:
They're all the same colour aren't they?
Nearly, 2 are black and 2 are greyColour code your cars if you want her to take an interest.
There are some interesting greens, reds, blues and yellows around now.
Bonus is that she will know which one it is the car park, when you send her back to fetch something you forgot.
Of course, she might then have an opinion when it comes to buying time.
We have mint green (hers), silver, maroon and purple/turquoise.
Erin Dawes, to whom I am related by marriage, knows which
QBee said:
ninepoint2 said:
mcdjl said:
They're all the same colour aren't they?
Nearly, 2 are black and 2 are greyColour code your cars if you want her to take an interest.
There are some interesting greens, reds, blues and yellows around now.
Bonus is that she will know which one it is the car park, when you send her back to fetch something you forgot.
Of course, she might then have an opinion when it comes to buying time.
We have mint green (hers), silver, maroon and purple/turquoise.
Erin Dawes, to whom I am related by marriage, knows which
I think you need to give her more training,
OldSkoolRS said:
My wife told me that she'd tried to get into our son's red car after unlocking our red car using the remote fob. She couldn't work out why it wasn't opening until she unlocked it again and heard the other car 'beep'. 
I'd laugh knowingly here, but have on a number of occasions picked up the wrong Saab 9-5 keys, and wondered why the bloody things wouldn't fit in the ignition. We never lock the cars, so I have already sat down to drive before I have realised the issue. While the cars look the same apart from colour, it's not even as if the keys look the same - hers have all the buttons on the key, and a Waitrose loyalty tag on the ring, mine has the locking/unlocking part separate from the key.
Mrs. DG “What’s for dinner tonight.”
“What would you like?”
“Minced pork and mashed potato’s, do you need anything from the shops”
“Salted butter and bread, what time will you be home?”
“7 pm”
Food prepared, all ready to go, Mrs DG arrives at 8:30 pm, no butter or bread, lashing down with rain outside.
“Why didn’t you remind me?”
FFS, my fault again!
“What would you like?”
“Minced pork and mashed potato’s, do you need anything from the shops”
“Salted butter and bread, what time will you be home?”
“7 pm”
Food prepared, all ready to go, Mrs DG arrives at 8:30 pm, no butter or bread, lashing down with rain outside.
“Why didn’t you remind me?”
FFS, my fault again!
daqinggregg said:
Mrs. DG “What’s for dinner tonight.”
“What would you like?”
“Minced pork and mashed potato’s, do you need anything from the shops”
“Salted butter and bread, what time will you be home?”
“7 pm”
Food prepared, all ready to go, Mrs DG arrives at 8:30 pm, no butter or bread, lashing down with rain outside.
“Why didn’t you remind me?”
FFS, my fault again!
WTF is "minced pork and mashed potato's"?“What would you like?”
“Minced pork and mashed potato’s, do you need anything from the shops”
“Salted butter and bread, what time will you be home?”
“7 pm”
Food prepared, all ready to go, Mrs DG arrives at 8:30 pm, no butter or bread, lashing down with rain outside.
“Why didn’t you remind me?”
FFS, my fault again!
HTP99 said:
WTF is "minced pork and mashed potato's"?
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Cotty said:
HTP99 said:
WTF is "minced pork and mashed potato's"?
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daqinggregg said:
HTP99 said:
WTF is "minced pork and mashed potato's"?
Pork with a slightly dodgy walk, WTF, do you think minced pork is; mashed potato’s, don’t tell me, you prefer to call it smashed, what is the world coming to, please stop and let me get off. Hipsters!HTP99 said:
daqinggregg said:
HTP99 said:
WTF is "minced pork and mashed potato's"?
Pork with a slightly dodgy walk, WTF, do you think minced pork is; mashed potato’s, don’t tell me, you prefer to call it smashed, what is the world coming to, please stop and let me get off. Hipsters!Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff