Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Alex@POD]

RammyMP said:

Watching Gladiators this evening:
her in doors “what’s his name?”
Me: “which one?”
Her in doors: “the bionic one?”

They do have silly stage names to be fair, some of them...

[cuprabob]

RammyMP said:

Watching Gladiators this evening:
her in doors “what’s his name?”
Me: “which one?”
Her in doors: “the bionic one?”

You should have just said "Steve Austin"

[QBee]

cuprabob said:

RammyMP said:

Watching Gladiators this evening:
her in doors “what’s his name?”
Me: “which one?”
Her in doors: “the bionic one?”

You should have just said "Steve Austin"

Surely he couldn't have been bionic, coming out of British Leyland in the 1970s.....?

[cliffords]

That was chronic not bionic

[Blown2CV]

Pit Pony said:

Wife: This stuffing is a bit bland.
Sister in Law: It is. Not enough sage
Wife: That's tesco own brand for you. Should have bought paxo. I've got three boxes.
Me; Next time you make it get some extra sage from the front garden
Wife: There's no sage in the front garden.
Me: There's been sage in the front garden since the kids were little and I planted a load of herbs there with them.
Wife: There's never been sage in the front garden. Don't be picking leaves off any plants in the front garden, because you'll poison us all.
Me: I planted sage 20 years ago. But the other herbs died in the first winter.
Wife: it's not sage
Me: it definately is sage..
Wife: Do you really want to contradict me in front of my sister?
Me: So it's not sage?
Wife: no
Me: So what did I plant with the kids 20 years ago
Wife: We've never had sage.
Me: I always use it at Christmas inside the turkey.
Wife: Well you could have killed us all.
Me: But it's not sage? How is that possible?
Wife: If you ever planted sage, it died and another plant took its place.
Me; Right, I'm so glad you let me know. (Thinking...who are you? You look like my wife, but she must have died and been replaced by a gaslighting mentalist)

yes Paxo that benchmark of wonderful stuffing.

[Skyedriver]

Blown2CV said:

yes Paxo that benchmark of wonderful stuffing.

Never been the same since he left University Challenge.

What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?

And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?

[CanAm]

Skyedriver said:

Never been the same since he left University Challenge.

What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?

And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?

Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"

[glenrobbo]

CanAm said:

Skyedriver said:

Never been the same since he left University Challenge.

What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?

And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?

Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"

A Maxim may be a rather extreme remedy, methinks...
????

[CanAm]

glenrobbo said:

CanAm said:

Skyedriver said:

Never been the same since he left University Challenge.

What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?

And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?

Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"

A Maxim may be a rather extreme remedy, methinks...
????

How about ? Overkill?

[Pit Pony]

CanAm said:

glenrobbo said:

CanAm said:

Skyedriver said:

Never been the same since he left University Challenge.

What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?

And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?

Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"

A Maxim may be a rather extreme remedy, methinks...
????

How about ? Overkill?

Women....you can't live with them, you can't kill them..




Legally.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Pit Pony said:

Women....you can't live with them, you can't kill them..




Legally.

Do you need a new patio?

[Pit Pony]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Pit Pony said:

Women....you can't live with them, you can't kill them..




Legally.

Do you need a new patio?

Wasn't one of John Bishops few funny lines when talking about relationships, something like,

And then you wake up next to them, and look over and think........

Awe.......Why won't you (fking) die?

[nute]

Me to eldest son; Will, do you want an apple air tag, I have a few spare?
Wife: I'll have one, I can't find mine..

I dispair.

[s2kjock]

Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:

OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.

Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"

There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:

"Do you mean your CHR?"

[bristolracer]

s2kjock said:

Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:

OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.

Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"

There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:

"Do you mean your CHR?"

To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.

[cuprabob]

bristolracer said:

To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.

I think Toyota are using one of those One Time Passcode (OTP) generators the banks use for their car model names

[LunarOne]

bristolracer said:

s2kjock said:

Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:

OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.

Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"

There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:

"Do you mean your CHR?"

To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.

How does one pronounce that exactly? Bizfocks?

[8bit]

LunarOne said:

bristolracer said:

s2kjock said:

Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:

OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.

Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"

There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:

"Do you mean your CHR?"

To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.

How does one pronounce that exactly? Bizfocks?

[Tyre Tread]

8bit said:

LunarOne said:

bristolracer said:

s2kjock said:

Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:

OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.

Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"

There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:

"Do you mean your CHR?"

To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.

How does one pronounce that exactly? Bizfocks?

Frankly I wouldn't give a 4X for anything else!

(Only a few will get this reference)

[vetrof]

Tyre Tread said:

Frankly I wouldn't give a 4X for anything else!

(Only a few will get this reference)

Good sport, your missus.