Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
Teppic said:
BungalowBill said:
This has all the makings of one of those threads that trails off with no resolution until everyone forgets about it.
EFA
John et all said:
the suspence is killing me
I really wouldn't hold your breath lads. Its hardly blockbuster material, but I do have a cunning plan. Which admittedly is only a plan. And born of the male mind, ergo inherently flawed. But mine is rather cunning, albeit overly optimistic.Livid said:
Teppic said:
BungalowBill said:
This has all the makings of one of those threads that trails off with no resolution until everyone forgets about it.
EFARang at 8:30, phone went to voicemail.
I can sense her bedsprings sproinging.
If you were on the game, would you switch off, or deploy the no-vibrate silent mode.
Anyhooo, if she is a brass flute, a top score might be getting a lay, FOC.
But an even better score would be to get her to agree to play a kinky game, in which she paid me to shag her
I put on my best "Im not lonely, quite normal, and I will have sex with you" voice, left my number and said Id be around for a chat tonight.
I FULLY expect to disappoint everyone.
Will just have to see how things pan out. Although Im sure they wont.
Im up for it though.
Mobsta said:
Rang at 8:30, phone went to voicemail.
I can sense her bedsprings sproinging.
If you were on the game, would you switch off, or deploy the no-vibrate silent mode.
Anyhooo, if she is a brass flute, a top score might be getting a lay, FOC.
But an even better score would be to get her to agree to play a kinky game, in which she paid me to shag her
I put on my best "Im not lonely, quite normal, and I will have sex with you" voice, left my number and said Id be around for a chat tonight.
I FULLY expect to disappoint everyone.
Will just have to see how things pan out. Although Im sure they wont.
Im up for it though.
Excellent work though! I'm tremendously glad you went through with it - best of luck for a FOC toot on a brass flute...I can sense her bedsprings sproinging.
If you were on the game, would you switch off, or deploy the no-vibrate silent mode.
Anyhooo, if she is a brass flute, a top score might be getting a lay, FOC.
But an even better score would be to get her to agree to play a kinky game, in which she paid me to shag her
I put on my best "Im not lonely, quite normal, and I will have sex with you" voice, left my number and said Id be around for a chat tonight.
I FULLY expect to disappoint everyone.
Will just have to see how things pan out. Although Im sure they wont.
Im up for it though.
Here at my shop we get a local swingers mag that you can submit ads to. There is language that you look for to expose a hooker. The most common one is "generous males only."
A note talking about how you looked "lonely" even though you said you weren't totally paying attention to her sounds iffy.
Respectable neighbors can have not so respectable friends.
OR they are kinky. 
Though she could just be outgoing, going after what she wants. It's kinda sad that an outgoing woman is instantly thought of as a hooker.
Either way it's good you called her, I think. I'll be watching this thread.
A note talking about how you looked "lonely" even though you said you weren't totally paying attention to her sounds iffy.
Respectable neighbors can have not so respectable friends.
OR they are kinky. Though she could just be outgoing, going after what she wants. It's kinda sad that an outgoing woman is instantly thought of as a hooker.
Either way it's good you called her, I think. I'll be watching this thread.
Well fellas, Of the 350 votes, only 1% presumed her innocence.
Must admit, I voted blasphemous-devil-fornicator myself.
She called back, and I was all set to peel back her mask Scooby Doo ending style, and reveal Old Man Smithers from the Carnival Ride, playing the Phantom Message DoppleShagger Villan. But it didnt happen like that.
Ergo, I have what is presumably bad news - she's just a regular gal.
Foreign and forward enough to leave a note like that.
So she's got a date for next week sometime.
Shame on me, for thinking like that.
And shame on the neighbours, for setting her up with me
As you were.
Must admit, I voted blasphemous-devil-fornicator myself.
She called back, and I was all set to peel back her mask Scooby Doo ending style, and reveal Old Man Smithers from the Carnival Ride, playing the Phantom Message DoppleShagger Villan. But it didnt happen like that.
Ergo, I have what is presumably bad news - she's just a regular gal.
Foreign and forward enough to leave a note like that.
So she's got a date for next week sometime.
Shame on me, for thinking like that.
And shame on the neighbours, for setting her up with me
As you were.
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