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Cap'n Custud

Original Poster:

1,184 posts

212 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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G'kar said:
Cap'n Custud said:
SOLD.

So when do we consumate this paring?
Run Nick. Run like the wind.

Ouch.
Huh?


scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cap'n Custud said:
G'kar said:
Cap'n Custud said:
SOLD.

So when do we consumate this paring?
Run Nick. Run like the wind.

Ouch.
Huh?
Paring knife

I think you meant pairing, or maybe coupling.....

G'kar

3,728 posts

189 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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par·ing (pârng)
n.
1. Something, such as a skin or peel, that has been pared off.
2. The act of removing the outer covering or skin.



Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, bottled out of the army, walked out on my kid when it was younger, live with a woman and her kids....
EFA
Nice touch.

Hows your dad?

rolleyes

tonyvid

9,871 posts

246 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
So last night we split up for good. Things took a nasty turn this morning and he has told me to fk right off out of my home.

I personally won't go until we have sorted out the financial situation (He owes me quite a lot of money) I don't care about the house, I just want my own place and rediscover myself.

I feel like hell!

Soo... where do I sign up for the "messed up broken down relationships of 2009" club?
So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, I'm in with a chance then? biglaugh
Mrs Pee might take exception to that?
Call in at Cambs on your way to Lincs, I can do sympathy wink

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Cap'n Custud said:
G'kar said:
Cap'n Custud said:
SOLD.

So when do we consumate this paring?
Run Nick. Run like the wind.

Ouch.
Huh?
Paring knife

I think you meant pairing, or maybe coupling.....
yikes

eeeeer, I'm busy washing my non-existent hair.

Sorry

AlexKP

16,484 posts

247 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Cap'n Custud said:
Today, after a long discussion with other half last night, I have packed a few things in a bag and am going to my brothers. We are calling it a break but I am scared it is more. We are great friends just crap at boyfriend and grilfriend. I just cant get my head around this. I instigated it as other half never would, he is a blokey put his head in the sand sort of guy.

The plan is I stay away for a week to think our future through and he does the same.

Why am I telling you? Well I guess I just want to tell some unsympathetic strangers as writing helps. I am afraid you can't have your 2 minutes back though.
It's sad when that happens, but can usually be alleviated by having wild, no strings, gratuitous bum sex with a stranger in a caravan.
...or in other words, joining the army.

HTH.

Tim Mosley

211 posts

186 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, bottled out of the army, walked out on my kid when it was younger, live with a woman and her kids....
EFA
Nice touch.

Hows your dad?

rolleyes
Still dead.


But when he was here he paid for his kids and didnt walk out on them.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
hehe

Thanks, Colonel.

JonRB

75,316 posts

275 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Tim, Nick, how about taking your bh-slap feud someplace else like behind the bike sheds or email, eh?

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, bottled out of the army, walked out on my kid when it was younger, live with a woman and her kids....
EFA
Nice touch.

Hows your dad?

rolleyes
Still dead.


But when he was here he paid for his kids and didnt walk out on them.
NIck's been paying for the kid...... its been discussed before.
Why do you feel the need to troll like this?

HundredthIdiot

4,414 posts

287 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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AJS- said:
How about a pic?
Google - the internet stalker's friend.

Tim Mosley

211 posts

186 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
Tim Mosley said:
Cara Van Man said:
So, ignoring the fact I own a caravan, an old mans motorbike, have no hair, groan when I bend over to tie my laces and am obnoxious, bottled out of the army, walked out on my kid when it was younger, live with a woman and her kids....
EFA
Nice touch.

Hows your dad?

rolleyes
Still dead.


But when he was here he paid for his kids and didnt walk out on them.
NIck's been paying for the kid...... its been discussed before.
Why do you feel the need to troll like this?
Trolling?

Im just having a discussion?

How about go and play with 'Nicks' banger elsewhere.

308mate

13,757 posts

225 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Still dead.


But when he was here he paid for his kids and didnt walk out on them.
Remember the other thread when you asked everyone if you were a kunt[sic]?

Now that we have the answer, will you fk off?

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

250 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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JonRB said:
Tim, Nick, how about taking your bh-slap feud someplace else like behind the bike sheds or email, eh?
Don't be ridiculous, it's top value for money. coffee

scotal

8,751 posts

282 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Tim Mosley said:
Trolling?

Im just having a discussion?

How about go and play with 'Nicks' banger elsewhere.
No, you're trolling.
and Nicks TVR doesn't interest me I'm afraid.

Landlord

12,689 posts

260 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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308mate said:
Remember the other thread when you asked everyone if you were a kunt?
Have we already had that thread? Shame. I was about to suggest it might be appropriate.

Edited by Landlord on Thursday 5th March 12:01

MrMoonyMan

2,584 posts

214 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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fking hell gents - that's a little bit deep for public consumption eh?

308mate

13,757 posts

225 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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Landlord said:
308mate said:
Remember the other thread when you asked everyone if you were a ****[sic]?
Have we already had that thread? Shame. I was about to suggest it might be appropriate.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2009
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scotal said:
Tim Mosley said:
Trolling?

Im just having a discussion?

How about go and play with 'Nicks' banger elsewhere.
No, you're trolling.
and Nicks TVR doesn't interest me I'm afraid.
rofl