What... the frak... is this beast?

[hornetrider]

Found lingering on window sill



Usual iFail apologies etc

[Sheets Tabuer]

I'll go with insect.

[cal72]

A photograph maybe?

[Pixel Pusher]

Upturned wine glass?

[Jesus TF Christ]

Cheap faux marble?

[croyde]

A bathroom tile?

[TaRD]

It's a Foreskin Eating Beetle.

They travel in packs. Sleep well.

[Famous Graham]

Maybug

(aka Cockchafer, so TaRD isn't far off as it turns out)

[nevgroom]

Mayfly (edit - Ooops maybug)

[pilchardthecat]

Forest bug, Pentatoma Rufipes

aka shield bug

[cal72]

A baby one of these.



Nuke it quick..

[El Guapo]

A small, harmless beetle going about his daily business. Man up for Christ's sake.

[hornetrider]

Famous Graham said:

Maybug

(aka Cockchafer, so TaRD isn't far off as it turns out)

So it is, cheers. Gruesome furry little bugger, although seems somewhat lethargic, probably on his way out. Yuck!

[Famous Graham]

hornetrider said:

Famous Graham said:

Maybug

(aka Cockchafer, so TaRD isn't far off as it turns out)

So it is, cheers. Gruesome furry little bugger, although seems somewhat lethargic, probably on his way out. Yuck!

More likely a herald of what's to come. They turn up in droves around about May, hence the name. They tend to like standing water - it's not unusual for swimming pools to get coated in them.

[hornetrider]

El Guapo said:

A small, harmless beetle going about his daily business. Man up for Christ's sake.

fk off you fking cocksucking prick, this thing could have eaten both myself, my wife and my cats ALIVE in our sleep!

IN OUR SLEEP I TELL YOU!

[Luckyluciano]

cal72 said:

A baby one of these.



Nuke it quick..

That looks like my ex

[hornetrider]

Famous Graham said:

hornetrider said:

Famous Graham said:

Maybug

(aka Cockchafer, so TaRD isn't far off as it turns out)

So it is, cheers. Gruesome furry little bugger, although seems somewhat lethargic, probably on his way out. Yuck!

More likely a herald of what's to come. They turn up in droves around about May, hence the name. They tend to like standing water - it's not unusual for swimming pools to get coated in them.

Thanks for info - can't recall having seen them round here before, though I may have dragged it back from France in my bike kit at the weekend! We do have a small pond in the back garden, will keep an eye out.

[mybrainhurts]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I'll go with insect.

You must have a very small cock...

[hornetrider]

Luckyluciano said:

That looks like my ex

Which bit of her

[cal72]

hornetrider said:

Which bit of her