Cats, anyone understand them?

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eldar

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22,793 posts

203 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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I'm not a cat lover or hater. They and I have passed each other by with no incident, beyond them stting in my seed beds and hiding the odd dead mole (they stink!) around my property. I shout at them , they ignore me, fair enough.

A neighbour has recently got a new cat. Small, young and strange. It has adopted me, more probably stalking, I suspect. Every time I turn round its there, hiding in a hedge, behind the toilet and even appeared in my car 15 minutes into my journey.

ON the plus side, it appears to be extremely violent towards other cats, beating up others 4 times its size, and chasing them out my garden. This has reduced the crapping in the garden.

The downside is everywhere. Wash the car, it attacks the hose, hides in the car, garage, kitchen, lurking. I've tried reasoning with it, and the owners claim its just mad.

Is this normal?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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eldar said:
Is this normal?
You're using the word "normal" in reference to a cat.

By the way, this thread will be moved to "Cats and st".

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

186 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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Juvenile cats are bonkers, so yes, totally normal.

It will chill out slightly after a year or so, and when it's about 8 it will become furniture for 95% of the time. It may murder small rodents and birds for the other 5%.

Mr.Jimbo

2,083 posts

190 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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eldar said:
...even appeared in my car 15 minutes into my journey.
Had such a funny mental image of a cat appearing in your rear view mirror, horror movie style.

"...Meow"

Y282

20,566 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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favourite thread of the day. be sure to catalogue its behaviour on here from this point on.

bobr

1,031 posts

171 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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Young cats are completely fking mental. For instance mine is currently attacking some daffodils and frequently pounces on moss. (I think it may be retarded)

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

186 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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For additional entertainment, give it some drugs


Y282

20,566 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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pilchardthecat said:
For additional entertainment, give it some drugs

do that. definitely do that.

also, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

218 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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From what I understand of cats (but having never had one kind of makes me a voyeur in the world of pussy), I can but observe that cats are possessed of some latent perversion in selecting those of us with a) cat alergies b) prefer not to be covered in fuzzbucket mange.

In answer to your question, I have had the pleasure of meeting a cat psychologist before. For a little fee of £60, she will observe your cat and tell you what they might be lacking / needing in their lives. What she had to say both about cats and her understanding of cats made me conclude rather assuredly, that I was definately not a cat person. I don't normally believe in crazy by association, but in this case I really didn't want to take the chance.

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

186 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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drivin_me_nuts said:
...cats are possessed of some latent perversion in selecting those of us with a) cat alergies b) prefer not to be covered in fuzzbucket mange....
Very simple explanation for that one; people who aren't keen on cats/don't want to be pestered by them will tend to look away. People who like cats tend to look at them. Looking away/down/closing eyes means "you're the boss, i'm your bh" in cat speak. You are subjugating yourself in the pride heirarchy. Staring is an aggressive signal.


eldar

Original Poster:

22,793 posts

203 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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Mr.Jimbo said:
Had such a funny mental image of a cat appearing in your rear view mirror, horror movie style.

"...Meow"
It just kind of appeared by the handbrake, no fuss. Cat taxi?

SirBlade

544 posts

199 months

Sunday 17th April 2011
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photo ?

sounds Bengal

Babu 01

2,348 posts

206 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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eldar said:
It just kind of appeared by the handbrake, no fuss. Cat taxi?
Better than appearing just below the footbrake.

You need to start checking under your seats with a mirror on a stick.

Feline terrorists are nothing if not persistent.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

256 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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wait until it climbs in through your bathroom window in the middle of the night and does laps of the house whilst you try and kick it out

Jasandjules

70,507 posts

236 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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Sounds like a kitten and it likes you.

Give it some attention, lactose free milk etc and become a happier person as you get to watch it be a f***ng lunatic. Also, get a cat toy for it, that's great fun to watch too.


Zaxxon

4,057 posts

167 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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One of our 2 cats has managed to wreck the seat of my Fireblade by 'kneading' the seat and letting it's claws puncture the seat in many places.


Does anyone know any good cat recipes for the webber? smile

eybic

9,212 posts

181 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Sounds like a kitten and it likes you.

Give it some attention, lactose free milk etc and become a happier person as you get to watch it be a f***ng lunatic. Also, get a cat toy for it, that's great fun to watch too.
Issue with doing that is it might adopt you full time then you and your neighbour wont be happy.

therealpigdog

2,592 posts

204 months

Monday 18th April 2011
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eybic said:
Issue with doing that is it might adopt you full time then you and your neighbour wont be happy.
and far better to be a 'favourite uncle' type - that way the neighbours can pay for all the vet's bills.

n3il123

2,674 posts

220 months

Tuesday 19th April 2011
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Y282 said:
favourite thread of the day. be sure to catalogue its behaviour on here from this point on.
This...

It sounds like a right nutter, you need to keep us up to date with its antics.

anonymous-user

61 months

Tuesday 19th April 2011
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SirBlade said:
photo ?

sounds Bengal
???

Sounds like a Cat to me regardless of breed