How much mercury to kill a dog?

How much mercury to kill a dog?

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JohnnyJones

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1,757 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Nothing sinister I'm afraid!

The O/H dropped a glass thermometer in the kitchen this morning. The mercury came out in tiny droplets on the kitchen floor. I brushed up what I could see, but the drops are so tiny I am worried I may have missed some. What if my dog licks something up and there's a little drop I missed there?

Anyone know?

anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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He might get superpowers?

soad

33,453 posts

183 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Open a window to air it out? Not really useful, try asking a vet?


working class

8,914 posts

194 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Stick the dog outside and see what temperature it reads?

DrTre

12,955 posts

239 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Dog's not called Pluto by any chance?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

256 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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working class said:
Stick the dog outside and see what temperature it reads?
laugh

Doofus

28,449 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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1) Make a small hole in the center of the kitchen floor, and tilt the house up to make the mercury run into the hole. Takes a lot of concentration, this one, and will only work if your house is free to tilt in all directions (ie. not snug up to a garage or tree and not directly below a dual carriageway)


2) Is mercury magnetic?

Blu-tac a magnet to the dog's nose. That way, if he tries to lick some up, it'll jump onto the magnet, and he'll be safe.

The above advice assumes that neither magnets nor Blu-tac are poisonous to dogs. For example, don't use a chocolate-covered magnet (or chocolate-covered Blu-tac) because apparently that is poisonous to dogs. Although probably less poisonous than mercury. Perhaps if your OH had dropped a Crunchie instead? Possible idea for next time, that.


anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Spend the afternoon teaching the dog to play dead....

DrTre

12,955 posts

239 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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I'd delete this thread in case the RSPCA find it and you're charged with first, second and third degree murder.

hairykrishna

13,581 posts

210 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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It'll be fine. Pure-ish, elemental, mercury like the stuff you dropped is poorly absorbed in the digestive tract. Even if your dog does find and eat some he'll likely crap it out with no ill effects.

Doofus

28,449 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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DrTre said:
I'd delete this thread in case the RSPCA find it and you're charged with first, second and third degree murder.
Can you kill a dog three times? I know you can fry a chip twice. And beans. So perhaps you can fry a dog twice too. But three times?

Even frying it twice would probably leave a trace of mercury, so I'll stick to beans and chips thanks.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

256 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Doofus said:
DrTre said:
I'd delete this thread in case the RSPCA find it and you're charged with first, second and third degree murder.
Can you kill a dog three times? I know you can fry a chip twice. And beans. So perhaps you can fry a dog twice too. But three times?

Even frying it twice would probably leave a trace of mercury, so I'll stick to beans and chips thanks.
I've had triple cooked chips before

so it's easily possible to kill it three times yes

hairykrishna

13,581 posts

210 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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plg said:
Vac the whole floor
Wash floor with a very porous sponge
Wash again
Vac again

Get brownie points from other half and an xmas off washing up.

RIsk is you do too good a job...
Vacuuming mercury is an extremely bad idea - it tends to disperse it in extremely fine droplets and vapour. Breathing it in is bad.

Here's a clean up guide;

http://www.hpa.org.uk/web/HPAweb&HPAwebStandar...

DrTre

12,955 posts

239 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Saw it on Heston Blumental. Threefried sausage dog.

Doofus

28,449 posts

180 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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DrTre said:
Saw it on Heston Blumental. Threefried sausage dog with a mercury infusion.
EFA

Mazdarese

21,062 posts

194 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Post a thread on a car forum. If that doesn't work, call a vet.

ManiAli

5,289 posts

200 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Bolt. Speak.

(such a rubbish film with too many flaws)

plg

4,106 posts

217 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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hairykrishna said:
Vacuuming mercury is an extremely bad idea - it tends to disperse it in extremely fine droplets and vapour. Breathing it in is bad.

Here's a clean up guide;

http://www.hpa.org.uk/web/HPAweb&HPAwebStandar...
Good advice. Mine was plain wrong and I'll delete it


anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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plg said:
Vac the whole floor
Wash floor with a very porous sponge
Wash again
Vac again
Then do it all again replacing "floor" with "dog".

okgo

39,332 posts

205 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Shoot the dog and buy a metal free one.