Animal cruelty - it's not all bad

Animal cruelty - it's not all bad

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Stu R

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21,410 posts

222 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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After months of trying to do battle with the cat armed with a welding glove and a brush (and losing several layers of skin and the battle every time), in a desperate attempt to try and stop his fur matting, I finally conceeded and had the little git taken to the vets for a date with the shears.

Normally he looks something like this:

But, after developing (I kid ye not) almost an inch of matted fur armour plating on his hind legs I decided that regardless of what he's choosing to take on outdoors, the skin beneath it can't be taking to kindly to the armour, plus he was fast starting to look like a raggy stray mess.

What followed was a fairly textbook reinactment of Mr E's 'trip to the vets' followed by some fairly brutal shaving under sedation. He truly despises grooming, and like most moggies, would far rather continue his never-ending tyranny of evil outdoors, keeping the local bird/mouse/vole population under control with a seemingly continuous flow of fresh corpses littered across the lawn.

I think it's fair to say that little war on wildlife is on pause now, as frankly with his new found Ugg-Boot chic, even the most cat fearing animals will run away laughing at him. Yes, he looks utterly ridiculous.

Behold what I think could well be a nominee for the stupidest looking cat of 2010 awards if they existed:






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Teppic

7,503 posts

264 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Stu R said:
That is the look of a cat plotting revenge.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Jasandjules

70,497 posts

236 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Now you have to keep on top of the grooming so it doesn't get so matted again.

Our dog groomer does an awful lot of persian cats as well to keep them in good condition. I think we must have been lucky with our Persian cat as he was such a prim and proper thing that he didn't even hunt - he would be sat in the garden eating the bread, amongst the birds who were trying to nick it.... But he groomed himself for what seemed like 3 hours a day, his tongue must have been made of steel.

staceyb

7,107 posts

231 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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You are going to die, that cat is seriously pissed off.

leeb

1,074 posts

250 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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that cat is going to be seriously pissed at you!! this will not end well smile

i bet the mrs was none too impressed either!!!

BGB autosport

1,029 posts

194 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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hehe That is truly brilliant. I always think cats look sly and smug but not yours. Being a cat im sure it will make to pay far worse unlike a dog which would be pleased and thank you as it can now go nuts in the hot weather and not get as hot.

soad

33,452 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Gosh, its body almost looks like a plucked chicken hehe

Nice slippers too...

Edited by soad on Wednesday 26th May 18:43

omgus

7,305 posts

182 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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roflat those picture, but you know your a dead man dont you?

[inuendomode]Putting pictures of your shave pussy on the internet is not going to go down well.[/inuendomode]

MGZRod

8,099 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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That cat is going to destroy you.

spikeyhead

17,971 posts

204 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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I'm awaiting Stu's next post seeking advice on how to remove the odour of cat st from his mattress

the_lone_wolf

2,622 posts

193 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Summertime

1,292 posts

179 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Nice ugg boots see you in hell.

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

177 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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As I was reading this I was going to say what an excellent looking cat you have, I've never changed my mind so much so quickly. I feel for the poor guy but absolutely fpml

Original Poster

5,429 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Probably the best cat I have ever seen...

missdiane

13,993 posts

256 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Same problem here, we get ripped the shreds every time we try and brush, we can just about fool her enough to get a pair of scissors in before she gets wise


Poor things

eldar

22,752 posts

203 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Excellent, looks like a cross between a french madame's poodle and oven ready chicken. I salute your couragesmile

Jammy2008

3,114 posts

196 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Why does it have to be sedated?

Without sounding too cruel I'd just hogtie the little feller and get someone to hold him down while I got the clippers out.

Shaw Tarse

31,674 posts

210 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Jammy2008 said:
Why does it have to be sedated?

Without sounding too cruel I'd just hogtie the little feller and get someone to hold him down while I got the clippers out.
Have you ever "owned" a cat? They are the "Chuck Norris" of the pet world.

Pferdestarke

7,185 posts

194 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
Jammy2008 said:
Why does it have to be sedated?

Without sounding too cruel I'd just hogtie the little feller and get someone to hold him down while I got the clippers out.
Have you ever "owned" a cat? They are the "Chuck Norris" of the pet world.
They are unbelievably strong when cornered. Ours has overpowered me on several occasions just to escape his annual trip to the vets.

Jasandjules

70,497 posts

236 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Jammy2008 said:
Why does it have to be sedated?

Without sounding too cruel I'd just hogtie the little feller and get someone to hold him down while I got the clippers out.
Here speaks a person who has never been owned by a cat......

The noise of the clippers can scare them for starters, and once the claws are out, it's a trip to A&E..