Our kitten, Spot, has turned into a slut

[schmalex]

The damn stupid tart is walking round the house, with her tail arched over her back, hips high in the air & bearing her un-mentionables for all and sundry to see (doing a worm dance as our 5yr old son described it).

Does anyone know how to stop a female cat from calling? At my suggestion, we have shut her in the garage all day, but that doesn't seem to have worked as a remedy.

Unfortunately, we can't get her "done" yet, as she is too small according to the vet.

[The Ben]

spray deep heat on her female bits... that should keep them away and her tail down the little we!!!!!!





(dont do that really its cruel and could harm your cat)

[Steameh]

Sit her down and have a talk about feline aids.

[pokethepope]

Make a chastity belt out of a beer can.

[schmalex]

TVR Moneypit said:

Is fingering a cat allowed? It might rid her of her urges?

I suggested that this might be a remedy. My wife gave me one of those looks, so I suggested I finger her instead. I got a slap & told to stop being so disgusting.

Shame, really

[Hoolied]

[stifler]

In a recent thread, Lord Pikey found a website that suggested a pencil and vaseline....

[schmalex]

stifler said:

In a recent thread, Lord Pikey found a website that suggested a pencil and vaseline....

Are we talking about using it for the wife or the cat

[CatherineJ]

You just have to keep her in the house. Unfortunately there is not much else you can do, but a word of advice would be to not let her near any of the beds. When I lived at home our cat went into season and wee'd on both duvets.

[becksW]

You should get her spayed, ideally as soon as she stops the calling in a few days. During the summer she will continue this cycle roughly every 21 days.

Ideally you should have had her spayed by 5-6 months of age and it would have been very unlikely that she'll have ever called. Be prepared for some sleepless nights

[andthensome]

Start calling her we

[schmalex]

Thanks Becks. For some reason, these things always happen right before my wife goes to the US for 2 weeks The last time she went away, the snake had some trouble shedding its skin, so I spent most of one night helping it. By way of thanks the slithery sod bit me.

I have a feeling that Spot will be living in the garage for the next week, as I really don't fancy getting wee'd on by her in the middle of the night.

On top of this, I have also been advised that our 6 goslings keep trying to escape from the gazebo we put up in the paddock to give them some shade. Consequently, the local buzzards are circling lower & lower over our house & I am under strict instructions not to let any animals die this time.

Edited by schmalex on Sunday 31st May 20:10

[Dupont666]

keep her out of your bedroom at night, if she gets in she may do the same as my mates cat had and his ended up howling and he was awoke by her backing her rear end into his face.... not the best way to wake up but fking funny....

[mikechandler]

schmalex said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Is fingering a cat allowed? It might rid her of her urges?

I suggested that this might be a remedy. My wife gave me one of those looks, so I suggested I finger her instead. I got a slap & told to stop being so disgusting.

Shame, really

Brilliant!

[R60EST]

TVR Moneypit said:

Is fingering a cat allowed? It might rid her of her urges?




Seriously though, when ours was like this, (again because she was too young to be sprayed), there is nothing that you can do besides keep them housebound.

Sprayed , what colour did you have in mind ?

[becksW]

schmalex said:

Thanks Becks. For some reason, these things always happen right before my wife goes to the US for 2 weeks

I have a feeling that Spot will be living in the garage for the next week, as I really don't fancy getting wee'd on by her in the middle of the night.

You can get her spayed at anytime but it's just better to do whilst she's not calling if possible as everything is a bit more delicate (we call it friable) when removing due to everything being larger than normal and more blood supply to the areas being removed, however most vets will spay if needed at any time during the calling phase.

It's a day procedure, usually drop her off am and collect pm. Obviously phone vets first to book in, don't just turn up with her.

I'm suggesting all this on the assumption you are not planning to breed from her. Whatever you do don't let her out, she will attract Tom cats (if they mate her she may stop calling but then you'll have a pregnant cat to deal with!)

I missed your last sentence, how old is she and how much does she weigh. If she is 2kg or over she can be done, many animal charities spay cats at 4 months with no problems.

Edited by becksW on Sunday 31st May 20:15

[schmalex]

We are not planning to breed from her - the last thing I need in my life is MORE animals in the house! Last time she went to the vet (about 3 weeks ago for a check up), she was 1.7kg's, so the vet suggested we leave the spaying for a little longer due to her small size.

We were hoping she wouldn't get the horn for another month or so, so that we could get her done mid June, when my OH gets back.

[becksW]

schmalex said:

We are not planning to breed from her - the last thing I need in my life is MORE animals in the house! Last time she went to the vet (about 3 weeks ago for a check up), she was 1.7kg's, so the vet suggested we leave the spaying for a little longer due to her small size.

We were hoping she wouldn't get the horn for another month or so, so that we could get her done mid June, when my OH gets back.

Feed her lots in the next few days, get her weight up and book her in...problem solved . Seriously, ck her weight again, they can grow quick at that age. Speak to your vets tom and see what they'd be prepared to do. Good luck with her and the lack of sleep!

[schmalex]

becksW said:

schmalex said:

We are not planning to breed from her - the last thing I need in my life is MORE animals in the house! Last time she went to the vet (about 3 weeks ago for a check up), she was 1.7kg's, so the vet suggested we leave the spaying for a little longer due to her small size.

We were hoping she wouldn't get the horn for another month or so, so that we could get her done mid June, when my OH gets back.

Feed her lots in the next few days, get her weight up and book her in...problem solved . Seriously, ck her weight again, they can grow quick at that age. Speak to your vets tom and see what they'd be prepared to do. Good luck with her and the lack of sleep!

No lack of sleep for me. There are 3 solid oak doors between where I'll be sleeping & where she'll be sleeping

[ali_kat]

schmalex said:

No lack of sleep for me. There are 3 solid oak doors between where I'll be sleeping & where she'll be sleeping

You think?