Do dogs play with themselves

[Jack.77]

I.E masturbate as I’m interested.Strangely I’ve been thinking about this after seeing one the other week playing with a new toy which I could only describe as very similar to masturbating .it was a mini sausage type breed .(one of my least favourite dogs) .i’d imagine most dogs are intelligent enough to know the stuffed toy isn’t real

[sunnygym]

Jack.77 said:

I.E masturbate as I’m interested.Strangely I’ve been thinking about this after seeing one the other week playing with a new toy which I could only describe as very similar to masturbating .it was a mini sausage type breed .(one of my least favourite dogs) .i’d imagine most dogs are intelligent enough to know the stuffed toy isn’t real

This will be fun….

[stuartmmcfc]

Probably the weirdest question I’ve seen asked in a long time

[pinchmeimdreamin]

I’d say yes.
my two girls quite often sneak upstairs with the rabbit toy and come down later with a big smile on their face.

[nuyorican]

Jack.77 said:

it was a mini sausage type breed .(one of my least favourite dogs)

One of my favourites actually. Had a couple over the years. One was a right randy little beast. Used to slyly creep up and start humping the missus's arm whilst looking at me out of the corner of his eye.

[thebraketester]

Do they have to use 2 hands?

[V8covin]

An ex had an old Yorkie that had a cuddly toy she would mount and ride furiously,the dog not the ex

[bigpriest]

Yes, they just pretend to be washing it.

[simonw67]

Jack.77 said:

I.E masturbate as I’m interested.Strangely I’ve been thinking about this after seeing one the other week playing with a new toy which I could only describe as very similar to masturbating .it was a mini sausage type breed .(one of my least favourite dogs) .i’d imagine most dogs are intelligent enough to know the stuffed toy isn’t real

[itcaptainslow]

I mean, if you could lick your own wang, you would...

[simonw67]

itcaptainslow said:

I mean, if you could lick your own wang, you would...

Speak for yourself

[pidsy]

Duncan does.

He goes and sits in his bed and watches me from there with a weird look in his eye then starts rubbing his bits furiously.
It’s horrible - he won’t break eye contact.

When you tell him to stop, he snaps out of it and looks disgusted with himself.

[Jack.77]

A friend had a pair of male tortoise .they would take it in turns to hump each other endlessly leaving goo everywhere.that was far too weird to watch then there were some cats we once had which would sometimes lick each other’s bums for fun . With dogs though I wonder if it’s worse with the neutered ones as they know they’ll never do it for real

[interstellar]

pidsy said:

Duncan does.

He goes and sits in his bed and watches me from there with a weird look in his eye then starts rubbing his bits furiously.
It’s horrible - he won’t break eye contact.

When you tell him to stop, he snaps out of it and looks disgusted with himself.

[a_dreamer]

Anyone else instantly think of Keith Lard?

[Boosted LS1]

^ I wondered about the OP's strange post.

[peterperkins]

I suspect most animals do to some degree.

Looks like it's fairly widespread..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sex...

[rxe]

Never caught the dog having a wk, but a friend did have a chinchilla that used to sit on top of the telly (nice and warm) and suck itself off. Quite a conversation stopper….

[a_dreamer]

rxe said:

Never caught the dog having a wk, but a friend did have a chinchilla that used to sit on top of the telly (nice and warm) and suck itself off. Quite a conversation stopper….

Prefer that to Mrs brown boys or Miranda

[GliderRider]

Once when on a weekend hang gliding trip to the Gower peninsula, twenty or so of us were gathered in the caravan park for a morning briefing before the heading out to the hill. The caravan park owner's male Jack Russell terrier sauntered into the middle of our circle, laid on its back and started rubbing itself furiously with its front paw...

As the old adage says:

Q. "Why can't humans lick their private parts?

A. If they could, they would never have time for anything else.


Edit: Just noticed the OP's rather apt username