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Pot Bellied Fool

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2,147 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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I know this has been asked so many times but what's generally regarded as the absolute solution?

There's a new cat moved into the neighbourhood, is very habituated to people as casually walked in our garden when we were sat outside & tried to get into the house - wasn't too fussed about us making the usual 'bugger off' noises at it...

Then more to the point, the flaming thing got onto our bedroom window ledge and sat their meowing (there's a single storey kitchen below which is how it got up there, it wasn't trapped) which seriously freaked out my wife & daughter and means we can't open that window at night.

Wife is adamant I have to be kind so shotgun or claymores are out but how do we deter this new kid on the block and persuade it that this area is best avoided?

Does lion dung even work? citrus rind? It seems immune to a Paddington-like stare...

motco

16,176 posts

252 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Not the little girl, obviously!

Scrump

22,773 posts

164 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Water Pistol.

normalbloke

7,625 posts

225 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Scrump said:
Water Pistol.
This. Water in a pistol/hose/trigger bottle. It’s not cruel, it works, and they remember it. It is what we have always said to our neighbours if ever any of our cats were being an arse.

hyphen

26,262 posts

96 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
I know this has been asked so many times but what's generally regarded as the absolute solution?

There's a new cat moved into the neighbourhood, is very habituated to people as casually walked in our garden when we were sat outside & tried to get into the house - wasn't too fussed about us making the usual 'bugger off' noises at it...

Then more to the point, the flaming thing got onto our bedroom window ledge and sat their meowing (there's a single storey kitchen below which is how it got up there, it wasn't trapped) which seriously freaked out my wife & daughter and means we can't open that window at night.

Wife is adamant I have to be kind so shotgun or claymores are out but how do we deter this new kid on the block and persuade it that this area is best avoided?

Does lion dung even work? citrus rind? It seems immune to a Paddington-like stare...
It doesn't like it's owner and has taken a shine to yourselves. You should be flattered.


Is it an ugly one? If not why complain, you have a free pet and don't need to pay for it wink

Joe M

723 posts

251 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Scoot fox repellant worked for me when a new cat started stting in my garden.
Also look up pestbye for a pir activated water spray.

Pot Bellied Fool

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2,147 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Water it is then smile

Did I hear that putting some lemon juice in the water helps as they don't like the smell and it reinforces the conditioning to stay away?

I'm not a great cat fan but wife & daughter freaked by the thought of it getting through window into the bedroom so flattered I may be but we're not open!

hyphen

26,262 posts

96 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
I'm not a great cat fan but wife & daughter freaked by the thought of it getting through window into the bedroom!
Why? Are you scared it may eat you? Or burgle you? Perhaps you have mice in the house or other vermin, and that is why it wants in.

laugh its only a cat! Why is your daughter scared? Allergies? As most kids want to stroke the things.

normalbloke

7,625 posts

225 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
Water it is then smile

Did I hear that putting some lemon juice in the water helps as they don't like the smell and it reinforces the conditioning to stay away?

I'm not a great cat fan but wife & daughter freaked by the thought of it getting through window into the bedroom so flattered I may be but we're not open!
I don’t think that’s needed or advised. You may meet the wrath of its owner. If I saw somebody squirting lemon on any animal (mine or others) they’d end up looking like a posset!

Pot Bellied Fool

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2,147 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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normalbloke said:
I don’t think that’s needed or advised. You may meet the wrath of its owner. If I saw somebody squirting lemon on any animal (mine or others) they’d end up looking like a posset!
Fair enough! It'd been suggested as a non-harmful remedy in the past but I'll stick to plain water!

romeogolf

2,060 posts

125 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Agreed with plain water. We use it to train our own cats not to go on worktops and the such and they learn fairly quickly.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

176 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Nerf Gun.

Simpo Two

86,717 posts

271 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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hyphen said:
Pot Bellied Fool said:
I'm not a great cat fan but wife & daughter freaked by the thought of it getting through window into the bedroom!
Why? Are you scared it may eat you? Or burgle you? Perhaps you have mice in the house or other vermin, and that is why it wants in.

laugh its only a cat! Why is your daughter scared? Allergies? As most kids want to stroke the things.
My thought too. Nobody should be 'freaked out' by a cat miaowing. They are going to have to meet cats somewhere someday.

AndyC_123

1,154 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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28g 7.5s

UpThe

23 posts

51 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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normalbloke said:
I don’t think that’s needed or advised. You may meet the wrath of its owner. If I saw somebody squirting lemon on any animal (mine or others) they’d end up looking like a posset!

hyphen

26,262 posts

96 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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laugh

geeks

9,513 posts

145 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
normalbloke said:
I don’t think that’s needed or advised. You may meet the wrath of its owner. If I saw somebody squirting lemon on any animal (mine or others) they’d end up looking like a posset!
Fair enough! It'd been suggested as a non-harmful remedy in the past but I'll stick to plain water!
There are citronella sprays that are non-harmful and work just fine, we have one of the citronella bark collars for the dog who would constantly bark and howl when we left her alone, we don't even switch it on anymore just put it on her and she curls up and waits for us to get home now.

There are similar cat sprays available but I would start with a water spray and go from there.

Pot Bellied Fool

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2,147 posts

243 months

Tuesday 25th August 2020
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Simpo Two said:
My thought too. Nobody should be 'freaked out' by a cat miaowing. They are going to have to meet cats somewhere someday.
I think it's the thought of going to sleep and waking up to find a cat jumping around the room to be honest. I appreciate non-cat people find that hard to grasp but I'd rather not have other people's random pets wandering around my house. smile

They're both fine with cats normally when they're in somebody else's home or sat on a garden wall. Just not on the pillow at 3 in the morning...

TwigtheWonderkid

44,400 posts

156 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
I think it's the thought of going to sleep and waking up to find a cat jumping around the room to be honest. I appreciate non-cat people find that hard to grasp but I'd rather not have other people's random pets wandering around my house. smile
It's not someone's random pet. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. If it's decided you're to be it's new slave, you may as well accept the situation.

normalbloke

7,625 posts

225 months

Friday 28th August 2020
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UpThe said:
normalbloke said:
I don’t think that’s needed or advised. You may meet the wrath of its owner. If I saw somebody squirting lemon on any animal (mine or others) they’d end up looking like a posset!
How is life treating you under there?