Can You Ride a Horse?

Poll: Can You Ride a Horse?

Total Members Polled: 156

Indeed I can: 65%
No I can't, ya big girl's blouse: 35%
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vixen1700

Original Poster:

23,881 posts

276 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Well can you?

following on from the blokey stuff thread, riding a horse came up.

I can, but haven't been on a horse since about 1990. It's like riding a bike, right?

Roofless Toothless

6,015 posts

138 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I wouldn't ask if I were you ...

I did, and my sexuality was questioned. smile

chow pan toon

12,553 posts

243 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Don't know, I've never tried.

Digga

41,086 posts

289 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I have ridden on an horse, but am not at all sure which box to tick, since we were in a convoy (wrong word surely) of them and mine either followed the rest of them or otherwise occasionally diverted through the scenery in an apparent attempt to whip me to death with branches. We even galloped for a short while, but at no point was I certain my input had the least influence over proceedings. On the plus side, we both survived.

Steamer

13,962 posts

219 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Yes.

.. this could be interesting.

My mate actually thought I was taking the piss when I told him I could ride a horse. We were having a pint next to a field of horses, and when they came over he was rather scared of them.. really surprised me. They are lovely creatures.. you get the odd nutter, but such is the way with everything in life!

.. Oh and as I mentioned in the 'Bloke List' thread.. then there is the added bonus of horsey-women, which is probably for another thread.

bnseven

147 posts

144 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Ride one most days and always have....

leigh1050

2,389 posts

171 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Once! Never again horses are mental!!

Gee68

406 posts

142 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Dated a few women that have owned horses so it's a yes from me,it has been a few years though so would probably take half an hour or so to get the rhythm back again.

Gary29

4,286 posts

105 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I can ride one, but my experience is pretty limited. I reckon I'd be ok if the horse was used to being ridden by an amateur and was already saddled up and ready to roll, I'd have no problems riding it down to Tesco.

Digga

41,086 posts

289 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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O/T True story:

About the time I was too old to go on family holidays, my parents and my two sisters went to Tunisia. My dad and my youngest sister were walking down a big, empty beach one morning and the dashing Arab chap on a huge stallion arrived and greeted them. My dad remarked on what a handsome beat it was and the chap jumped straight down and very generously asked if he'd like to ride it. My dad, declined "no I can't ride a horse, but my daughter can" so the guy insisted my sister, all of about 11, had a go.

They hoisted her up onto the thing and, wham! It took off down the beach like a missile. My dad honestly wondered, a.) if he'd ever see my sister again and b.) how much he was going to have to pay the guy for his missing horse. hehe

RizzoTheRat

25,823 posts

198 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I gave up riding in my teens when my sister refused to clean my tack any more. I basically inherited her pony (Sandy) when she upgraded and I used to enjoy riding and was quite happy looking after him but couldn't bothered with all the saddle soap. Pony club was fun.

I went on a pony trek in Iceland a couple of years back and it seems it isn't like riding a bike, the one I had kept sticking his head down to scoff the grass and I couldn't keep him moving biggrin

parabolica

6,795 posts

190 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Haven't sat on one in around 25 years, but mum and sister were horsey people growing up so it came naturally. Not sure how I (or the plums) would cope if I tried to do it right now; but if needs must then I would have some understanding of what to do get on and canter away.

TwigtheWonderkid

44,400 posts

156 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Never tried, and never will.

Never trust anything that doesn't stop for a poo.

vixen1700

Original Poster:

23,881 posts

276 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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An ex of mine used to ride up at a stables near Cockfosters and she persuaded me to learn.

Got some right nags at first that wouldn't move hehe, but after a while got the hang of it and started going on the pub rides which were good especially when I got decent enough to ride Ryan an ex master huntsman horse. A big fk off powerful thing with effortless power. cool

Went down to the New Forest a few times for some great galloping sessions. Loved it.

Got thrown off a few times, so would think twice about it these days. hehe

Edited by vixen1700 on Tuesday 14th January 10:51

designforlife

3,737 posts

169 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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I'm pretty sure you can, I mean, I've seen people do it.

A cow on the other hand, maybe less suitable.

GT03ROB

13,536 posts

227 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Last time I rode a horse was round the pyramids in Cairo many years ago. Always had the things about as my aunt, dad & sister all had horses. Really didn't interest me much.

Emmapuma

513 posts

205 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Ridden since I was about 5/6 years old, got my first horse when I was 21 but have been horseless now for 3 years (I still own a miniature shetland but obviously can't ride him so he doesn't count!)
I got to ride over Christmas which was brilliant, haven't sat on a horse for 2 years previously and yes it is like riding a bike - you never forget!!

BoRED S2upid

20,188 posts

246 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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No not much call for it where I grew up but now I’ve moved to the country both master BS2 and little miss BS2 both ride all be it the little one riding a miniature horse (I forget the make) is rather comical i’ve seen bigger dogs!

Digga

41,086 posts

289 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Never trust anything that doesn't stop for a poo.
FWIW definitely never go husky sledding then. HTH

CrunkleFloop

776 posts

251 months

Tuesday 14th January 2020
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Sure can - I used to ride a lot as a youngster living in New Zealand. Cross country, jumping etc.

Thoroughly enjoyed it up until the time the horse shied at the site of a rabbit darting out whilst on a canter and on my way down to earth my collarbone found a rock; for good measure the horse then kicked the exact same bone as it stepped over me.

I still rode after everything healed (you always need to get back on the horse) however haven't ridden since being back in Blighty.