Squirrel More Intelligent Than Me!

Squirrel More Intelligent Than Me!

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Vanin

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1,013 posts

172 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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The war started a year ago when I bought an anti squirrel peanut feeder with an outer cage and an inner peanut tube which had a heavy metal cover.
I put a wooden post in the ground and fastened the feeder to the top with a long teK screw.

He managed to relax himself enough to squeeze through the outer cage and remove the metal lid and also eat about three inches of peanuts.
I caught him by surprise one day and in his panic he could not relax enough to exit the cage, so I gave him a lecture and told him what a naughty squirrel he was. He just gnashed his teeth and gave me the virtual finger.

Next I had one of those ID cards that hang around your neck. It has a clip so I tied one end of the nylon strap to one side of the cage and after threading it over the lid, clipped the other side to the cage. The lid was now held down tight and could not be opened.

Next morning the nylon had been chewed through, the lid was off and three inches of peanuts had disappeared.

Ha! you will not beat me! I found a length of metal chain and fixed the lid in the same way as before.

A few days went by and there did not seem to be any activity until I noticed some wood shavings at the bottom of the post. Then I saw under the cage at the top of the post that he had gnawed his way round to form a point and was nearly through to the TeK screw!

I feel that even if I fix a metal band over the gnawed area all he will do is gnaw the bottom of the post until the whole thing falls over.

Many suggest using lead to solve the problem, but I am beginning to respect my enemy and just want to foil him by intelligence rather than brute force.

Any intelligent suggestions?

CzechItOut

2,154 posts

197 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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Have you thought about buying a squirrel nutbox in the vain hope they'll use that and leave the bird feed along?

Jasey_

5,195 posts

184 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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One of my pals is having trouble with a squirrel proof feeder smile


Jasey_

5,195 posts

184 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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biggrin

bristolbaron

5,040 posts

218 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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‘Squirrel proof’ is a lie! However, I find them more interesting than birds, the work they’ll put in to outfox you is worth the loss of a few nuts!

RizzoTheRat

25,824 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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My father had a feeder hanging from greased metal pole which passed through an 18" plastic disk. We think the squirrel he found on the feeder one morning must have jumped a long way from a tree to the feeder as we never saw one manage to get up the pole.

One of the best sounding approaches I've heard but not tried yet is to hang the feeder from a horizontal wire, and thread the wire through 2 litre coke bottle either side of the feeder, with a big enough hole that it will rotate on the wire.

blueg33

37,936 posts

230 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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We gave up - we have a nut feeder that's easy for squirrels to access and the usual tank armour reinforced so called squirrel proof ones. The squirrel goes for the easy to access nuts and leaves the harder ones for the birds. Everybody is happy.

I don't mind the squirrels except when the buggers throw walnuts at me from the massive walnut tree at the end of the garden.

Vanin

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1,013 posts

172 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
My father had a feeder hanging from greased metal pole which passed through an 18" plastic disk. We think the squirrel he found on the feeder one morning must have jumped a long way from a tree to the feeder as we never saw one manage to get up the pole.

One of the best sounding approaches I've heard but not tried yet is to hang the feeder from a horizontal wire, and thread the wire through 2 litre coke bottle either side of the feeder, with a big enough hole that it will rotate on the wire.
I like the coke bottle idea. I consider that putting out a separate feeder for the squirrel is giving in. Mind you they probably will
become so fat on all the peanuts that they cannot enter the outer cage!

Perhaps a large diameter metal lid fixed half way up a bit of string above the feeder with another hanging below the feeder? Too wide for him to fall onto the feeder

SpudLink

6,374 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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OP, is this your squirrel?

https://youtu.be/06S24aOqd6Q

Equus

16,980 posts

107 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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Vanin said:
Many suggest using lead to solve the problem, but I am beginning to respect my enemy and just want to foil him by intelligence rather than brute force.
Wire the outer cage of the bird feeder up to an electric fence controller for horses, and suspend the whole lot from a weight-activated switch (spring-and-contact) that 'makes' the circuit at about 250g (that's about 25 blue tits' worth, but comfortably less than one adult grey squirrel).

Ideally position a bird bath so that it's a tempting stretching distance from the feeder cage, for a Squirrel.


dhutch

15,035 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd May 2019
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They can't swim. Find the cause of a corner of our garden stinking of dead animal at the weekend.

Equus

16,980 posts

107 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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dhutch said:
They can't swim
Type 'swimming squirrel' into YouTube - I think yours must have died of something else. Or if it was in the big blue tub, fell in and couldn't get out again.

I've actually seen a squirrel swim the River Wharfe in Yorkshire (downstream of Otley, where it's a substantial river)... and that for apparently no better reason than it fancied the look of the trees on the other side.

dhutch

15,035 posts

203 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Equus said:
Or .... fell in and couldn't get out again.
This I expect. There was a dead bird in there too.

Bear-n

1,675 posts

88 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Fore Left

1,486 posts

188 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Bear-n said:
roflroflrofl

Jasandjules

70,415 posts

235 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Just leave some nuts out for them. I put out nuts on a squirrel bench and then watch them take a look, ignore my offering and go and find the nuts on the ground instead!!

Vanin

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1,013 posts

172 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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SpudLink said:
OP, is this your squirrel?

https://youtu.be/06S24aOqd6Q
Yes,That's Sammy !

Vanin

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1,013 posts

172 months

Friday 24th May 2019
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Sammy has gnawed through the top of the stake and shortly the feeder will only be supported by the Tek bolt
He may keep gnawing until the Tel bolt is totally exposed and the whole lot falls over
What noise does a squirrel make when it laughs????!!

Vanin

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1,013 posts

172 months

Sunday 26th May 2019
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I had to have a word in his ear


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc67AEieOU




But it had no effect as he was back again this morning!

"I'm not scared, I'm not scared" Gave me another squirrel finger!

SpudLink

6,374 posts

198 months

Sunday 26th May 2019
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Vanin said:
I had to have a word in his ear


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc67AEieOU




But it had no effect as he was back again this morning!

"I'm not scared, I'm not scared" Gave me another squirrel finger!
I think you might actually have made a friend. He probably thinks you were there to make sure he got out ok.

Decades ago I lived near a park where the squirrels expected people to feed them. If you walked through a particular section of the park during autumn, they would follow you. I remember one was happy to climb me like a tree and search my coat pocket.
A quick search on YouTube, and it looks like they are as brave as ever...
https://youtu.be/BsuJvIvb_ug