Birds shi**ing on the Velux. Cats strolling on the cars.
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Anything anti cat is dangerous ground on PH, no matter how tongue in cheek. I had a ban for it.
I have constant paw marks up the front of my E39 and there's claw marks on the boot lid where they jump on to the roof of the garage. Pretty much nothing you can do to stop the nasty f***ers
I have constant paw marks up the front of my E39 and there's claw marks on the boot lid where they jump on to the roof of the garage. Pretty much nothing you can do to stop the nasty f***ers
dibbers006 said:
FirstWorldProblems
Birds keep s
tting on the Velux.
Cats keep sitting, strolling across the cars.
Motherfkers.
The solution to this is so obvious Birds keep s
tting on the Velux.Cats keep sitting, strolling across the cars.
Motherf
kers.
Capture the cats that sit / stroll across your cars, fix them to the roof near you Velux. Duct tape is quite good for this. The cats will scare away the birds and because they're now otherwise engaged they won't be messing with your cars.
Problem solved
Disclaimer: If might be necessary to feed the cats from time to time or replace them when they expire. Birds might still be scared of expired cats anyway?
lufbramatt said:
Anything anti cat is dangerous ground on PH, no matter how tongue in cheek. I had a ban for it.
I have constant paw marks up the front of my E39 and there's claw marks on the boot lid where they jump on to the roof of the garage. Pretty much nothing you can do to stop the nasty f***ers
Would parking in a different spot / direction helpI have constant paw marks up the front of my E39 and there's claw marks on the boot lid where they jump on to the roof of the garage. Pretty much nothing you can do to stop the nasty f***ers
The Australian government are getting fed up with cats, they have resorted to poisoning them. Im not suggesting that you do the same, but it just shows that they are a pest.
https://www.inverse.com/article/55319-australia-s-...
https://www.inverse.com/article/55319-australia-s-...
Cotty said:
The Australian government are getting fed up with cats, they have resorted to poisoning them. Im not suggesting that you do the same, but it just shows that they are a pest.
https://www.inverse.com/article/55319-australia-s-...
That article only shows that 2 to 6 million feral cats are a specific problem that the Australian government has decided to action against.https://www.inverse.com/article/55319-australia-s-...
lufbramatt said:
Cotty said:
lufbramatt said:
I have constant paw marks up the front of my E39 and there's claw marks on the boot lid where they jump on to the roof of the garage. Pretty much nothing you can do to stop the nasty f***ers
Brads67 said:
Are you advocating/suggesting committing a serious criminal offence ? Not terribly bright advice that could lead to the OP getting jailed.Jasandjules said:
Are you advocating/suggesting committing a serious criminal offence ? Not terribly bright advice that could lead to the OP getting jailed.
Lighten / grow up. Delete as appropriate But just to assure you, both the birds and the feral cats are on the general license / quarry list
Vaud said:
For cats - water pistol / super soaker - non harmful and they will stop sitting on your car after a few attempts.
And I like cats.
That solution works for grey squirrels too - i may have accidently squirted one a bit too hard, when it wasn't expecting it, so much so that it fell off a tree branch last summer And I like cats.
Didn't work so well with a local fox however - last summer one thought it was a fun game and decided to sit on my patio doorstep and stare at me through the door glass for 30 minutes
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