Stupid things your pets/animals do.
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We have two cats, one is still in the child phase, maybe 16 months old (a Greek street cat, so no exact idea) She's a nob. When we renovated the front room I went to great lengths to find the thinnest sub cable I could, to put it under the wood floor, £80. To have the sub discretely tucked away, the opposite side of the room to the amp. The little git has only been behind the cable-tastic set up, pulled the phono pin off it, and lost it somewhere, no way to replace this cable. Sub now next to the front speakers. Cheers Cooking Fat!
Last year one of Mum & Dads Greys thought their Christmas tree was fair play to take a piss up. Christmas Eve, 'what's that smell?' EVERY bodies presents dripping yellow water. The other of their Greys a few months ago stole an entire freshly made Apple Crumble from their kitchen work top.
What tales have you got where your animals have been what can only be described as dick-headish?
Last year one of Mum & Dads Greys thought their Christmas tree was fair play to take a piss up. Christmas Eve, 'what's that smell?' EVERY bodies presents dripping yellow water. The other of their Greys a few months ago stole an entire freshly made Apple Crumble from their kitchen work top.
What tales have you got where your animals have been what can only be described as dick-headish?
Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Friday 21st December 18:18
One of mine, Monty, (that's the one that put me in hospital for a week, but that's another tale), when getting up off my lap won't walk quietly onto one of the 4 pieces of conveniently placed furniture. No. He insists he has to use my left, (or right, depending on his mood), testicle as a launch pad as he tries to get to escape velocity.
Is home taxidermy easy?
Is home taxidermy easy?
Cat wants to get on kitchen windowsill, so instead of jumping up to the left of the sink onto an empty worktop then walking calmly to the windowsill, she jumps up onto the draining board when it's full of crockery, knocking plates etc to the floor and getting cat all over the clean stuff.
If she's not doing that she will try and jump onto the cooker while you are cooking.
Bloody stupid fur beast.
If she's not doing that she will try and jump onto the cooker while you are cooking.
Bloody stupid fur beast.
garyhun said:
Serves you both right for having a cat!
A dog would never be a knob
We've got 3 of them too A dog would never be a knob
One that one of them did. Sarah lets the dogs lick the plates and the like in the dishwasher. One time our Dobe X got his collar caught on something on the tray, and launched himself and the entire contents across the kitchen floor
Oh where do I start?
One Christmas Morning we came downstairs to find the cat on the floor, enjoying his turkey...................
I have one cat (now banished from the bedroom) who would at 3am (and yes, I would check the clock and it was within 10 mins of 3am every fecking time, how did she know?) bite me in the face then demand attention...
I have a dog who gets so excited about his dinner than about 30% of the time he runs off down the garden without it..... I have to call him back, then he collects his prize and runs back off down the garden.....
I have one dog who appears to somehow be magentised to the bath mat. As soon as it hits the bathroom floor, she is on it. And doesn't want to move, so getting out of the shower involved a contortionist routine...
I have one dog who will, at the speed of light, get behind you and lay down. This means if you are making a cup of coffee. you can begin to turn towards the fridge and nearly fall over the dog that wasn't there half a second ago....
One Christmas Morning we came downstairs to find the cat on the floor, enjoying his turkey...................
I have one cat (now banished from the bedroom) who would at 3am (and yes, I would check the clock and it was within 10 mins of 3am every fecking time, how did she know?) bite me in the face then demand attention...
I have a dog who gets so excited about his dinner than about 30% of the time he runs off down the garden without it..... I have to call him back, then he collects his prize and runs back off down the garden.....
I have one dog who appears to somehow be magentised to the bath mat. As soon as it hits the bathroom floor, she is on it. And doesn't want to move, so getting out of the shower involved a contortionist routine...
I have one dog who will, at the speed of light, get behind you and lay down. This means if you are making a cup of coffee. you can begin to turn towards the fridge and nearly fall over the dog that wasn't there half a second ago....
Dogs can definitely be knobs. Ours would make a perfect Pets as Therapy dog, unless there was a plate of biscuits in the room, and he'd just position next to them and refuse to shift. Clients can come to him.
Stealing stuff is his speciality. You get into the habit of placing stuff to avoid counter surfing, but occasionally you slip and hat / gloves are placed conveniently when just in from a dog walk. And of course you forget. It's that casual walk in managing to combine holding a glove together with an up yours st eating grin that grinds the gears.
He's also learnt the gesture of a flick of the head to say, come on then, shift your arse. Which is a bit annoying when he stands in front of the chair, looks you in the eyes, flicks his head to suggest shift it buddy, so you get up to let him or take him out, only to find out what he really wanted was to nick your seat. Knob.
Stealing stuff is his speciality. You get into the habit of placing stuff to avoid counter surfing, but occasionally you slip and hat / gloves are placed conveniently when just in from a dog walk. And of course you forget. It's that casual walk in managing to combine holding a glove together with an up yours st eating grin that grinds the gears.
He's also learnt the gesture of a flick of the head to say, come on then, shift your arse. Which is a bit annoying when he stands in front of the chair, looks you in the eyes, flicks his head to suggest shift it buddy, so you get up to let him or take him out, only to find out what he really wanted was to nick your seat. Knob.
Eric has gnawed a hole in his comfy dog bed and has now pulled a good 1/3 of the stuffing out. It's like it's snowed in the dining room when we come down in the mornings! The bed can't be so comfy anymore. He's also happy to push any door open, except the back door which opens inwards so would be useful to let him in from the garden...he just stands outside looking at it. I left him for over 10 minutes once. Dozy hound.
My dog, a husky/Swiss shepherd mix, is an utter bellend, she's calmed down now she's 6 but when she was younger her highlights included, stealing a chicken carcuss off the kitchen worktop and trying to swallow it whole.
Stealing and opening an entire tin of roses at Xmas and eating half the chocolate with zero ill effects.
All of a sudden forgetting the recall I spent 2 years teaching her and then Refusing to return in the dog park, giving 6 dog owners the runaround for just under an hour.
The list is endless...
Stealing and opening an entire tin of roses at Xmas and eating half the chocolate with zero ill effects.
All of a sudden forgetting the recall I spent 2 years teaching her and then Refusing to return in the dog park, giving 6 dog owners the runaround for just under an hour.
The list is endless...
Not mine but this popped up on my FB earlier...
The look on the poor dogs face
https://www.facebook.com/LiamTuffsOfficial/videos/...
(Contains swearing)
Anyone had this happen to them?
The look on the poor dogs face
https://www.facebook.com/LiamTuffsOfficial/videos/...
(Contains swearing)
Anyone had this happen to them?
Without fail, wake up every morning to find the cat has shat on the floor.
We’ve tried every litter tray and type, on the floor and elevated and it’s made no difference! At night she is now confined to the utility room so we don’t have to go looking!
Worst bit, when we go away and she stays with family or friends she uses the tray without fail!!
We’ve tried every litter tray and type, on the floor and elevated and it’s made no difference! At night she is now confined to the utility room so we don’t have to go looking!
Worst bit, when we go away and she stays with family or friends she uses the tray without fail!!
We have three cats, a mum and 2 kittens now nearly 2 years old. The male kitten likes to crap in the bath, he must save it the whole time he is out because they are massive gooey poos that are half the size of him.
His sister likes to pee on clothes, might be in the washing basket, in the kids wardrobe if they leave it open or worst of all on freshly dried washing that you have just brought in and put down ready to take upstairs next time you go up!
Their mum has a very short attention span for anyone apart from me, the kids are all scared of her as she goes from enjoying a fuss to a spitting clawed monster in about half a second!
Bloody idiots
His sister likes to pee on clothes, might be in the washing basket, in the kids wardrobe if they leave it open or worst of all on freshly dried washing that you have just brought in and put down ready to take upstairs next time you go up!
Their mum has a very short attention span for anyone apart from me, the kids are all scared of her as she goes from enjoying a fuss to a spitting clawed monster in about half a second!
Bloody idiots
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