Who can look after my miniature animals?

Who can look after my miniature animals?

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montecristo

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1,056 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2018
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I have an empty paddock in a rural location and I would like to keep miniature animals on it, of various types. The main thing holding me back is trying to find someone long term who can come in regularly to look after them, because I travel for work too often.

Where would I advertise and what would I call the job? I am not completely sure where to pitch it, on the spectrum from teenager who has her own horse, to president of London Zoo.

Saleen836

11,378 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2018
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Guess it depends what animals you want to keep as this will dictate if you need a more experianced keeper or a person with less skill

Long Drax

744 posts

176 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2018
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For the care of miniature animals surely you need look no further than http://www.hirelittlepeople.com/index.html

montecristo

Original Poster:

1,056 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2018
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Goats, sheep, donkeys, cows, llamas - farm animals but in minature.

Cold

15,508 posts

96 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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So they're only small when you're far away?

montecristo

Original Poster:

1,056 posts

183 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Cold said:
So they're only small when you're far away?
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rek

131 posts

129 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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My folks have a paddock by their house, a local farmer brings cows that need to be separated from the herd for treatment or in calf and they stay there for a few weeks at a time. In return he cuts their road verge when needed.

If you have a local farmer you can speak to try this?


GAjon

3,781 posts

219 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Aren’t the Diddymen at a loose end now?

Vanordinaire

3,701 posts

168 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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We're rural, but quite a few ' farm sitters ' around here. They tend to be self employed, around the same sort of business model as dog sitters, house sitters etc. If it's regular, you can find a good one who you trust and work out a deal/routine. Cost depends on whether you want them to live in or just visit and feed etc a couple of times a day.
I've done it a few times for my neighbours/ family members, don't take money for it as they can do me favours in return.

sidekickdmr

5,108 posts

212 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Miniature farm animals?

Is this so they are super cute and adorable? As they wont be for long, they take just as much upkeep and medication as full size animals and one day you will need to kill them.

Also, if you cant look after them, dont get them, they are a lot of work, there is a reason farmers are up at 4am every morning.

I dont mean to be all doom and gloom, I dont know you or your circumstances, its just the miniature adorable craze annoys me, selective breeding, unnatural and normally end up in shelters/dead as the kind of people that want super cute instagramable mini animals dont like looking after them as their makeup and starbucks are more important laugh

NDA

22,185 posts

231 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Alpacaman

946 posts

247 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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sidekickdmr said:
Miniature farm animals?

Is this so they are super cute and adorable? As they wont be for long, they take just as much upkeep and medication as full size animals and one day you will need to kill them.

Also, if you cant look after them, dont get them, they are a lot of work, there is a reason farmers are up at 4am every morning.

I dont mean to be all doom and gloom, I dont know you or your circumstances, its just the miniature adorable craze annoys me, selective breeding, unnatural and normally end up in shelters/dead as the kind of people that want super cute instagramable mini animals dont like looking after them as their makeup and starbucks are more important laugh
+1

We get lot's of people telling us they want an alpaca, until you explain they are herd animals and you need at least 3 and you tell them how much work is involved, then suddenly they start reconsidering. Don't forget even on Christmas day when it's pouring down with rain and you are wading through mud because they have churned up your paddock, they still need feeding and mucking out. Not trying to put you off but make sure you understand the reality, and expense, of keeping livestock. The reality isn't cute little animals prancing around looking pretty.

A205GTI

750 posts

172 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Alpacaman said:
sidekickdmr said:
Miniature farm animals?

Is this so they are super cute and adorable? As they wont be for long, they take just as much upkeep and medication as full size animals and one day you will need to kill them.

Also, if you cant look after them, dont get them, they are a lot of work, there is a reason farmers are up at 4am every morning.

I dont mean to be all doom and gloom, I dont know you or your circumstances, its just the miniature adorable craze annoys me, selective breeding, unnatural and normally end up in shelters/dead as the kind of people that want super cute instagramable mini animals dont like looking after them as their makeup and starbucks are more important laugh
+1

We get lot's of people telling us they want an alpaca, until you explain they are herd animals and you need at least 3 and you tell them how much work is involved, then suddenly they start reconsidering. Don't forget even on Christmas day when it's pouring down with rain and you are wading through mud because they have churned up your paddock, they still need feeding and mucking out. Not trying to put you off but make sure you understand the reality, and expense, of keeping livestock. The reality isn't cute little animals prancing around looking pretty.
This

we stay on a small holding they are constantly working checking animals mucking out etc...,

gave me a reality check on having livestock it is a full time job to do it properly

montecristo

Original Poster:

1,056 posts

183 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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A205GTI said:
Alpacaman said:
sidekickdmr said:
Miniature farm animals?

Is this so they are super cute and adorable? As they wont be for long, they take just as much upkeep and medication as full size animals and one day you will need to kill them.

Also, if you cant look after them, dont get them, they are a lot of work, there is a reason farmers are up at 4am every morning.

I dont mean to be all doom and gloom, I dont know you or your circumstances, its just the miniature adorable craze annoys me, selective breeding, unnatural and normally end up in shelters/dead as the kind of people that want super cute instagramable mini animals dont like looking after them as their makeup and starbucks are more important laugh
+1

We get lot's of people telling us they want an alpaca, until you explain they are herd animals and you need at least 3 and you tell them how much work is involved, then suddenly they start reconsidering. Don't forget even on Christmas day when it's pouring down with rain and you are wading through mud because they have churned up your paddock, they still need feeding and mucking out. Not trying to put you off but make sure you understand the reality, and expense, of keeping livestock. The reality isn't cute little animals prancing around looking pretty.
This

we stay on a small holding they are constantly working checking animals mucking out etc...,

gave me a reality check on having livestock it is a full time job to do it properly
I accept all these points. It's a big, long-term commitment. And if the 'farm sitter' can't come because he is ill or on holiday, the animals still need looking after. I suppose it's not realistic for me to do this.

As for the selective breeding - I don't mind that if it hasn't caused health/pain problems to the animals.

Ziplobb

1,402 posts

290 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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If you travel and you need someone to look after animals for you then can I suggest you are not suited to have them in the first place ?

Batleyred

689 posts

125 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Just IMO but if you have no one to help, do not bother if you have to go away.

I check my sheep and goats and pet pigs twice a day for feeding, also visually scanning them for any problems every day as well.

Batleyred

689 posts

125 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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If you do get help in, what amount of land do you have available ? This will help to say the amount and the stock levels you can keep.

For example, you would work on one cow to one acre, but if you bought a short legged dexter cow you could possible have two per acre if your land was good quality.

Sheep are your best bet IMO. You can get 6 to 8 sheep an acre as a rule but more native breeds are much smaller and can most likely double that amount to an acre. If you manage the land well you should be ok.

Also make sure you have adequate fencing and also public liability insurance.

bexVN

14,682 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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I assume you have actually done a lot more research than you are letting on in your post.

A paddock doesn't sound huge, so it will really limit how many animals you could have and what type. The type of vegetation that grows could matter, how exposed it is, whether you would need to rotate animals using it. Worming the animals correctly plus day to day costs of care (Inc veterinary care).

If you have and are still up for it then good luck. Still not sure what you mean by miniature animals though unless you are referring to Shetland Ponies.

And you would definitely want some one with decent experience working in farming or smallholding, not as you described a teenager with a pony. It is a big responsibility and a lot of work.

Edited by bexVN on Wednesday 3rd October 20:44

montecristo

Original Poster:

1,056 posts

183 months

Thursday 4th October 2018
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I have a couple of acres, so not big but not tiny. The bigger issue I think is that I won't always be around.

For those of you wondering:





Saleen836

11,378 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th October 2018
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This is a wind up thread yes?

has to be as the first photo is just a baby donkey