What type of (small, English) spider is this?

[aww999]

This guy (or girl) has been chewing through 5 or 6 bluebottles a day in my conservatory, just wondered what it was! Any entomologists (or whatever the arachnid equivalent is) on here?

Ps I know how much it's eating because there's a big pile of corpses under the web every morning!

[anonymous-user]

The flies are just an amuse bouche.

I'd move house.

[geezerbutler]

Looks like Steatoda nobilis. We have loads of them here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_nobilis