Foxy McFoxface

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2,843 posts

168 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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The two houses that back onto ours have somewhat overgrown gardens; earlier in the year it was rats, now it's a fox. Wifey came face to face with the fker while hanging the washing out the other day, the kids were in the house with the back door open; a wake-up call. She impersonated a bear, foxy gave her some consideration before slinking off.

A few nights ago we woke up to find plants trampled, stuff strewn about all over the place; same over the weekend and this morning a load of fox turds spread about the patio as well.

I'd be rather pleased to receive some advice on how to stop Foxy McFoxface from desecrating my garden on a nightly basis.

Google says the most effective method is male piss.

Nature is calling, any advance on that sage advice from the virtual bloke down the pub before I let rip over the neighbour's fence and the petunias?

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

176 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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They are truly vindictive creatures, if you chase them off they will come back and have their revenge, they are relentless and obsessive.

If you leave any new human scent in THEIR territory they will firstly try to destroy it, failing that leave diarrhoea all over/around it.

I'm currently playing a game of fill the hole in, dig the hole out, in the middle of my front garden, been going on 3 weeks now, and every time the fox tries to throw the mud further afield.

I suppose it could be worse.



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Hainey

4,381 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Foxes. Dog hardware. Cat software. Mental bds!