Advanced feline psychology

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Dr Mike Oxgreen

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4,201 posts

171 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Currently studying for ATPL (professional pilot) exams, which forces you to learn, amongst other things, some utter bullst psychological babble.

I decided to do a cat version of some of it...



Dr Mike Oxgreen

Original Poster:

4,201 posts

171 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Anyone care to do a dog version?

Shoegrip

399 posts

97 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Getting stroked by a human must be up there somewhere. Certainly important for my wife's pussy.

Ace-T

7,778 posts

261 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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hehe ^^

A dogs hierarchy of needs

OMG, you gave me some food, you must be my friend Yay!
Oh no, I am so sorry I pooped on the floor but I still really really really want to be your friend
I really really really want to be yout friend
I really really want to be your friend
I really want to be your friend
I want to be your friend

wink

Dogs are lovely. I have 4 cats. laugh



nickwilcock

1,523 posts

253 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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Mike, that headshrinker-horse$hit (as so eloquently described by 'General McKittrick' in the movie 'War Games') is a real pain - and you'll forget it all anyway once you start line flying...

Life cycle of the tomcat:
Born
Eat
Sleep
Eat
Screw
Eat
Sleep
Eat
Screw
Chase another tomcat
Lose fight with a car
RIP...

irocfan

41,943 posts

196 months

Wednesday 12th October 2016
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nickwilcock said:
Mike, that headshrinker-horse$hit (as so eloquently described by 'General McKittrick' in the movie 'War Games') is a real pain - and you'll forget it all anyway once you start line flying...

Life cycle of the tomcat:
Born
Eat
Sleep
Eat
Screw
Eat
Sleep
Eat
Screw
Chase another tomcat
Lose fight with a car
RIP...
as you're talking tomcat haven't you missed:

doing a 4G inverted dive?


wink