Hundreds and hundreds of small spiders

[Josho]

I was bashing out a wheel bearing on my brick wall earlier at home (press is at the fathers) and I felt a sharp sensation on my abdomen as if I'd had a splitter stuck in my t-shirt and it had scratched my skin.

It wasn't.

The shock of me hitting the wall had sent hundreds and hundreds of mini spiders everywhere that were crawling all over me and I saw one of them sticking it's mouth into my skin.

Anyone know what they are? Almost look like very big sets but I'm sure they had 8 legs.


More importantly how to get rid of them?

[funkyrobot]

Probably Anus Munchers. They get into your skin and eat your anus from the inside out.

They then take over your brain. Flies become an alluring snack and you'll spend hours knitting a fake web.

You'll feel like half your legs are missing and try to climb walls. Be wary of baths as you may get stuck in one.

[Black_S3]

ants?

[Toltec]

funkyrobot said:

Probably Anus Munchers. They get into your skin and eat your anus from the inside out.

They then take over your brain. Flies become an alluring snack and you'll spend hours knitting a fake web.

You'll feel like half your legs are missing and try to climb walls. Be wary of baths as you may get stuck in one.

Apologies to the OP, but that did make me laugh.

[Josho]

I've just put lots of rope together to try and catch a fly. I've coated it in spray adhesive.

[shost]

Garden spider (Araneus diadematus)

[FlyingMeeces]

You don't get rid, they'll disperse gradually on their own and get on with the spidery job of making there be less fking mosquitoes in the world.

Sympathies on ending up wearing a few though, I like spiders but that'd give me the screaming abdabs for sure.

[TooMany2cvs]

Josho said:

I was bashing out a wheel bearing on my brick wall earlier at home (press is at the fathers)

It's the spiders of mechanical sympathy, come to give you a bking for your butchery.

[funkyrobot]

Josho said:

I've just put lots of rope together to try and catch a fly. I've coated it in spray adhesive.

How does it feel to have four limbs and no anus?

[FlyingMeeces]

funkyrobot said:

Josho said:

I've just put lots of rope together to try and catch a fly. I've coated it in spray adhesive.

How does it feel to have four limbs and no anus?

Wait, what?!

[Nom de ploom]

Bolas Josho

ever seen the film Phase IV ? just saying

[soad]

You guys!

OP, purchase some hens or frogs?

Also, there's a natural repeller spray called "No More Spiders", contains horse chestnut extract, iirc. Mixed reviews though.