Worse Pet Related Injury?

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Tannedbaldhead

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2,952 posts

138 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Met a lady today in plaster. Broke her ankle tripping over a seriously underwhelmed and unrepentant Hamish, her West Highland Terrier.

Worse dog related injury I've suffered was due to a clash of heads with a young and daft Doberman where I had stooped to pet him just as he jumped up to say hello. I broke my nose (or rather he did).

Who else has suffered damage at the hands (or rather paws) of their pet?


Big Pants

510 posts

147 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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My hamster caused me untold rectal damage when he somehow wriggled free from the sellotape cocoon

LivingTheDream

1,760 posts

185 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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My Vizsla Monty managed to scratch my eyeball with his claw when younger. That was several days of agony only helped with anaesthetic eye drops to stop the pain.

Doctor said I was very very lucky.

SteellFJ

793 posts

173 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Broke my Tail bone and fractured my heel falling down the stairs after tripping over the cat in the dark while carrying my then 1 year old.

sacrificed myself to save him. nearly went the other way about and went head first.

Nightmare

5,222 posts

290 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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i grew some ladybirds from eggs once. One of them bit me really hard and it hurt like a bugger.

been bitten by all my snakes a few times - just leave comedy marks (tho a friend got struck by his reticuated python and it broke 5 of his ribs!)

slightly head butted and bitten by the horse

actually ive been bitten by a lot of things now i think about it - cheetah prob the best, tegu gecko or ladybird hurt the most

My wife, however, has had her toe broken, tendon separation and serious internal crush damage from various horse-related incidents!

PositronicRay

27,422 posts

189 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Broken arm (dog in snow larking about and heavy hall)
Compression fracture of the spine (as above but in a stream)
I'm nursing a broken toe at the moment (as above but in the house)

So mostly my fault really. biggrin

DavesFlaps

681 posts

197 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Dislocated shoulder whilst out walking my dog and fell over.

Broken ribs and a few cuts while trying to protect him from being attacked by an out of control GSD.

Broken tooth when he headbutted me

rolleyes

vanordinaire

3,701 posts

168 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Kicked off motorbike while passing a horse standing at side of road. Hole in leg, 3 broken ribs and deafened for a few days caused by blow to head.

LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

236 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Deep bite into and subsequent infection of my hand by Cheese, our much loved and sadly missed guinea pig. It left me in extreme pain, over a week off work if I remember correctly and several trips to a specialist of now forgotten speciality. Still got the scar to prove it.

LivingTheDream

1,760 posts

185 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Nightmare said:
i grew some ladybirds from eggs once. One of them bit me really hard and it hurt like a bugger.

been bitten by all my snakes a few times - just leave comedy marks (tho a friend got struck by his reticuated python and it broke 5 of his ribs!)

slightly head butted and bitten by the horse

actually ive been bitten by a lot of things now i think about it - cheetah prob the best, tegu gecko or ladybird hurt the most

My wife, however, has had her toe broken, tendon separation and serious internal crush damage from various horse-related incidents!
Appropriate username rofl

Jasandjules

70,421 posts

235 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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I have more titanium than bone on one finger...... Dog ran into my hand - bone shattered into an X...

AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

243 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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As a bairn of around 8/9, was lying on our kitchen lino, petting our dog Trixie when my Mum opened the kitchen door, pushing me into Trixie and squahing her against the kitchen cupboards.

She panicked and bit me in the throat, narrowly missing my jugular.

She then latched onto my right calf muscle and bit into that as well.

My right leg was black/blue/brown/green from knee to ankle for weeks and my throat didn't look much better.

I forgave Trixie.

Xtriple129

1,162 posts

163 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Broken toes loads of times kicking HUGE bones in the middle of the night while trotting to the loo. Dog was/is always leaving half a cow laying around!

Had my front tooth knocked out by an over-excited puppy, had that fixed and three weeks later another puppy did the same thing to the same tooth, still having problems with it now a year later.

Broken my right collarbone when I tripped over the dog (sleeping peacefully) and banged into the door frame.

Caught the worst eye infection known to man from my dog (Phoebe) which she caught swimming. Her eyes cleared up in about a week with anti-biotics, mine took about four months of hospital visits and no driving (blind/or very blurred vision) and then got a huge cyst in my left eye and ulcerated eye ball. It was a 'fun' time.

Had a variety of bites from dogs, usually my own! Had one dog (Sam, RIP) who was a complete bomb head ( a pro trainer suggested PTS as the only option for him, He lived to be 19!) and if he did something wrong (often) would not accept being told off and would bite me! We had many, many fights over about four years before he quit, and my arms and hands still (28 years later) bare dozens of scars from the sod. I should have PTS or something, but, a dog is for life .... He turned into a lovely mutt eventually, but not until he was about 12. There are many times I could have strangled the daft bugger.


moorx

3,791 posts

120 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Looking at some of the replies, I think I should consider myself lucky eek

The only two that spring to mind are the bitten ankle (two puncture wounds nicely placed either side) courtesy of my lovely boy Hudson. Entirely my fault, I did stand on him accidentally in the middle of the night....

And the bite through to the bone on my knuckle courtesy of one of my rabbits. No excuses there, she's just a grumpy old mare!

Worse non-pet related injury was when I tried to pick up a seagull which had been hit by a car and injured but not killed frown Everyone else was just swerving around it and I couldn't bear to see it hit. I thought I had a plan, it thought otherwise, and latched its beak onto my hand. This did allow me to move it, but I still have the scar now, several years later.

jackthelad1984

838 posts

187 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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Out walking my two mutts after work on a friday, went down the local river at low tide to walk on the beachy bit, got a german shepard and a elderly half blind half deaf scruffy yorkie cross. Chose to walk down a concrete slope to the beachy bit so carried the yorkie down as she doesnt like downward slopes, tripped or slipped on something at the bottom and went down onto my knee due to holding onto the dog,smashing my kneecap into half a dozen bits! Yorkie was fine but I had to ring for a ambulance and get someone to come get the dogs.

PositronicRay

27,422 posts

189 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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jackthelad1984 said:
Out walking my two mutts after work on a friday, went down the local river at low tide to walk on the beachy bit, got a german shepard and a elderly half blind half deaf scruffy yorkie cross. Chose to walk down a concrete slope to the beachy bit so carried the yorkie down as she doesnt like downward slopes, tripped or slipped on something at the bottom and went down onto my knee due to holding onto the dog,smashing my kneecap into half a dozen bits! Yorkie was fine but I had to ring for a ambulance and get someone to come get the dogs.
I winced as I read that.

bexVN

14,682 posts

217 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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SteellFJ said:
Broke my Tail bone and fractured my heel falling down the stairs after tripping over the cat in the dark while carrying my then 1 year old.

sacrificed myself to save him. nearly went the other way about and went head first.
Always been fearful of falling down stairs whilst holding my little one! That must have been frightening experience.

I buggered my knee and my back, falling down the stairs trying to save my budgie that I was carrying down in a cage! He was fine, I ended up in a&e!

CubanPete

3,637 posts

194 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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I got bitten by a campsite owners Jack Russell, it just missed my eye. Day in hospital being cleaned and stitched up. Back in the 70s, I was chuffed with a free lollipop from the shop in compensation

My Dad...

Managed to damage a muscle throwing a stick for the dog (retrievers), it took about two years to recover.

He also broke his leg when walking passed a (lying down) dog, the dogs moved, he dodged to avoid it and fell.

jackthelad1984

838 posts

187 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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PositronicRay said:
I winced as I read that.
Oh I winced a bit when I did it! Worst bit was I had to call over the only person in shouting distance to come and put my dogs on leads and keep hold until someone came to get them, poor bloke was a bit nervous of my quite large german shepard (who is as soft as they come), only for his jack russell to come bounding over to me to say hello, jumping up at me putting a paw where my kneecap should have been, that was far worse than the impact! Was given ketamin at the hospital to allow them to move the bits of bone before a temparary full leg cast was put on, bloody hell that stuff is effective!!

opieoilman

4,408 posts

242 months

Friday 4th March 2016
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About 12 years ago, when Piran (staffy/collie/spaniel, pics in the dog pic thread) cross was about 1, we were having a BBQ, but the one I had was quite low down. I'd not thought of it before as was the first BBQ we'd had since getting him, but he was tall enough to take food off the grill. I'd kept an eye on him, but looked the other way and he was stealing a chicken wing. I wasn't bothered about the chicken, just the bones, so went to grab it off him. I still have the scar on my thumb where he bit straight through it, trying to eat the wing rather than giving it up.

I've had a few other bites separating other dogs in fights, but nothing much.

When I was little, my parents got a Shetland pony on the basis it would keep our fields in check. Horrible creature. It would rear up at me whenever I'd go near him, he bit my brother's hand quite badly and kicked my Gran (in her 80s at the time) really hard. He's now 34 or 35 and has only just started to calm down a bit.