Help - has my cat been bummed?

[devonshiredave]

Our dear puss Cherry came home last night and was very sensitive about his rear end - miaowed when stroke on back end/tail/back legs. Mrs D has carried out a closer inspection today and says he has a wet and slightly bloody looking ringpiece. Has he been bummed by a frisky local? In all seriousness he is otherwise walking and eating fine, doesn't seems pissed off (apart from his arse) so a bit puzzled by this one? Any help from the PH masses?

[swiftpete]

I can't help, but I did laugh out loud when I read the thread title.

[Jimslips]

swiftpete said:

I can't help, but I did laugh out loud when I read the thread title.

Me too. Sorry

[Vixpy1]

Thread title of the year

[Pugster]

I'm sorry but

[Capt Bravz]

devonshiredave said:

Our dear puss Cherry

Sounds like Cherry's been popped.

[R500POP]

Worst "I shagged the cat whilst pissed" coverup ever

[croyde]

R500POP said:

Worst "I shagged the cat whilst pissed" coverup ever

Sorry

[jj333]

Sure sounds like Mrs D's pussy has been violated...

[Du1point8]

you been reading the other thread whilst pissed about a bloke and his horny female cat and the rubber end of a pencil?

Then thought you would try it out on your cat whilst still pissed?

[neil_bolton]

[0a]

A male cat called "Cherry" - you know he's bound to be confused?

[Robatr0n]

[ph1l5]

I saw this on facebook, Deffo thread of the year.

[sherbert90]

Jimslips said:

swiftpete said:

I can't help, but I did laugh out loud when I read the thread title.

Me too. Sorry

And me. The woman next to me looks like she thinks i might stab her. Or bum her cat.

[angry jock]

Im sorry but even as someone who has cats I had to
Is it possible that the wee beastie has just had a particularly stiff poop?

[escargot]

[Jimslips]

ph1l5 said:

I saw this on facebook, Deffo thread of the year.

What an outstanding feat for the OP (not the cat, who got BUMMED) to achieve thoughts like this from follow PHers ON THE FIRST PAGE.

Bumming fantastic.

[ph1l5]

Jimslips said:

What an outstanding feat for the OP (not the cat, who got BUMMED) to achieve thoughts like this from fellow PHers ON THE FIRST PAGE.

Bumming fantastic.

I knew you would like that

[LordGrover]

Poor OP asks a question and all he gets is the piss taken.

Yes. IMO your cat has been bummed.
HTH.