HUGE spider
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erdnase

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1,963 posts

217 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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I was sat by my computer at my desk, and caught a bit of movement out the corner of my eye. I looked over and saw a HUGE spider lumbering over my desk. I'm not scared of spiders, but the size of this thing, combined with the unexpected movement made me gasp and jump back.

I've never seen a spider this size, other than on TV or in pet shops. Once I'd composed myself, I went into the kitchen to get a glass (planning to capture, photograph then release it), and in the few seconds I was gone it had vanished. Uh-oh..

I had a look around for it, but it's really gone. As I said, I'm not scared of them, but the thought of this thing hiding somewhere in my room is making me a little uneasy. It was pretty cool, and if I'd caught it I'd be fine with it. I'm sure it's hiding under my pillow waiting for the opportunity to lay spider eggs in my brain.

That is all. I had to get it off my chest.


0a

24,020 posts

210 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Boo

Pints

18,448 posts

210 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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You screamed like a girl, didn't you? hehe

Jasandjules

71,126 posts

245 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Presumably just a large house spider.

Off topic, anyone know what they eat?

Stu R

21,410 posts

231 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Presumably just a large house spider.

Off topic, anyone know what they eat?
Toes. For starters at least.

Onzlouk

899 posts

211 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Did it look like this?


croyde

24,847 posts

246 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Not again frown

Vieste

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176 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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David87

6,885 posts

228 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Ooo, I love spider threads.biggrin

Monkeylegend

27,797 posts

247 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Why didn't you put a glass over it when it was on your chest? Job done.

YorkshirePudding

2,128 posts

201 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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From the gif thread,



yikes

turbolucie

3,473 posts

198 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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I just hate spiders. Probably stems from being told real life bedtime stories by my dad who grew up in Papua New Guinea and Australia.

Fine with anything else, wasps can crawl on me, daddy long legs, any other bugs, vicious dogs, geese, everything else is fine. But spiders.

croyde

24,847 posts

246 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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YorkshirePudding said:
From the gif thread,



yikes
FEK' KIN' 'ELL!!!!!!!!!

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

246 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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David87 said:
Ooo, I love spider threads.biggrin
I fking don't.

GTIR

24,741 posts

282 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Always makes me giggle!

GTIR

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282 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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YorkshirePudding said:
From the gif thread,



yikes
That man has orange legs!

NoVetec

9,967 posts

189 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Am I the only one who thinks spiders are really cool?

Dixie68

3,091 posts

203 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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GTIR said:
YorkshirePudding said:
From the gif thread,



yikes
That man has orange legs!
He probably has brown pants now too

Eggman

1,253 posts

227 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Presumably just a large house spider.

Off topic, anyone know what they eat?
Insects - so they are a useful house guest.

The OP's spider is probably a tegeneria gigantea; they can get pretty big but won't do you any harm. An absolutely enormous specimen has taken up residence in my bathroom this year. He's so big that even the cat is wary of him. My reckoning is that if he's finding enough to eat then he's doing a good job and I'd rather share the house with him than his dinner. Even if he does need helping out of the bath fairly regularly.

rudecherub

1,997 posts

182 months

Sunday 9th October 2011
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