ducks

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tattymarbots

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502 posts

209 months

Friday 9th September 2011
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really fancy a couple of ducks, going to romsey show tomorrow and they always have them for sale there, would it be cruel to keep a couple as pets , i have a reasonble garden and would be able to sort out water, maybe a small pond or even a raised water feature
are they hard to keep or easy going

Sheets Tabuer

19,552 posts

221 months

Friday 9th September 2011
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I have a duck, he lives with a couple of hens.

Ducks need water for eating and washing, mine will often get a mouthful of mud and take it to the pond and swish it about in his mouth to filter bugs out of it so your water will stay clean for about 3 minutes after you change it. He will help himself to dry food but after a mouthful he'll be back off to the pond to take a large gulp of water to wash it down.

He doesn't actually like water as much as you'd think and spends 99% of his time pottering around the garden digging up the lawn and the borders with his bill to find bugs (which he washes out in his pond) I find it odd that he can be sat in his pond hiding under a overhanging bush to avoid the rain.

We started out with a six foot pond but it was too much work to clean out and refill, he turns it in to a mud and crap soup in 3 minutes flat. We now have a 2 1/2 foot pond which is much more manageable.

He craps a lot which isn't a problem while he is off in the border but it can be quite messy when he is sat at the back door quacking to be let in, leaving the back door open is not possible because his favourite pass time is either sitting in the dogs water bowl or chatting to the other duck reflected in the oven door. Sometimes the sneaky bugger has crept in silently and gone to sleep under my legs in the living room which is not good seeing as he craps for England.

He thinks I'm his best mate and he'll follow me all over the garden to see what I'm up to (crapping as he goes) Conversely he thinks the dog is the spawn of the devil and growls at him constantly although he is calming down now.

He quacks a lot, if he's not chatting to you as he's walking about (which sounds like he's gently saying whack-whack-whack) he'll be at the back door quacking as loud as he can to be let in which can be quite annoying.

He eats chicken pellets and corn which can be found in pet shops, I did buy him duck pellets but he turned his nose up at them. It probably costs me 50p a week to feed him.

Sam_68

9,939 posts

251 months

Friday 9th September 2011
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Sheets Tabuer said:
...We started out with a six foot pond but it was too much work to clean out and refill, he turns it in to a mud and crap soup in 3 minutes flat. We now have a 2 1/2 foot pond which is much more manageable.

He craps a lot...

...he craps for England.

...he'll follow me all over the garden to see what I'm up to (crapping as he goes).
You'll notice a bit of a theme developing here?

Hint: They crap a lot, so if you have a pond/water feature, it will need to be designed to be capable of being cleaned out regularly, and you'll want to make sure that people don't trail duck crap onto your carpets when they enter the house form the garden.

I like ducks though... as birds go, they have a lot of character. smile

EarlOfHazard

3,628 posts

164 months

Sunday 11th September 2011
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If a duck flies off, will they come back?

Sheets Tabuer

19,552 posts

221 months

Sunday 11th September 2011
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Mine only goes two or three gardens down but seems to lack the mental capacity to get home, he knows he's near but can't work out how to get back.

I've clipped his wings now as he gets quite upset when he realises he's on his own.

Moo27

395 posts

179 months

Sunday 11th September 2011
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Sheets Tabuer said:
I have a duck, he lives with a couple of hens.

Ducks need water for eating and washing, mine will often get a mouthful of mud and take it to the pond and swish it about in his mouth to filter bugs out of it so your water will stay clean for about 3 minutes after you change it. He will help himself to dry food but after a mouthful he'll be back off to the pond to take a large gulp of water to wash it down.

He doesn't actually like water as much as you'd think and spends 99% of his time pottering around the garden digging up the lawn and the borders with his bill to find bugs (which he washes out in his pond) I find it odd that he can be sat in his pond hiding under a overhanging bush to avoid the rain.

We started out with a six foot pond but it was too much work to clean out and refill, he turns it in to a mud and crap soup in 3 minutes flat. We now have a 2 1/2 foot pond which is much more manageable.

He craps a lot which isn't a problem while he is off in the border but it can be quite messy when he is sat at the back door quacking to be let in, leaving the back door open is not possible because his favourite pass time is either sitting in the dogs water bowl or chatting to the other duck reflected in the oven door. Sometimes the sneaky bugger has crept in silently and gone to sleep under my legs in the living room which is not good seeing as he craps for England.

He thinks I'm his best mate and he'll follow me all over the garden to see what I'm up to (crapping as he goes) Conversely he thinks the dog is the spawn of the devil and growls at him constantly although he is calming down now.

He quacks a lot, if he's not chatting to you as he's walking about (which sounds like he's gently saying whack-whack-whack) he'll be at the back door quacking as loud as he can to be let in which can be quite annoying.

He eats chicken pellets and corn which can be found in pet shops, I did buy him duck pellets but he turned his nose up at them. It probably costs me 50p a week to feed him.
Oh that did make me chuckle! he sounds like a proper character!

EarlOfHazard

3,628 posts

164 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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Sheets Tabuer said:
I have a duck, he lives with a couple of hens.

Ducks need water for eating and washing, mine will often get a mouthful of mud and take it to the pond and swish it about in his mouth to filter bugs out of it so your water will stay clean for about 3 minutes after you change it. He will help himself to dry food but after a mouthful he'll be back off to the pond to take a large gulp of water to wash it down.

He doesn't actually like water as much as you'd think and spends 99% of his time pottering around the garden digging up the lawn and the borders with his bill to find bugs (which he washes out in his pond) I find it odd that he can be sat in his pond hiding under a overhanging bush to avoid the rain.

We started out with a six foot pond but it was too much work to clean out and refill, he turns it in to a mud and crap soup in 3 minutes flat. We now have a 2 1/2 foot pond which is much more manageable.

He craps a lot which isn't a problem while he is off in the border but it can be quite messy when he is sat at the back door quacking to be let in, leaving the back door open is not possible because his favourite pass time is either sitting in the dogs water bowl or chatting to the other duck reflected in the oven door. Sometimes the sneaky bugger has crept in silently and gone to sleep under my legs in the living room which is not good seeing as he craps for England.

He thinks I'm his best mate and he'll follow me all over the garden to see what I'm up to (crapping as he goes) Conversely he thinks the dog is the spawn of the devil and growls at him constantly although he is calming down now.

He quacks a lot, if he's not chatting to you as he's walking about (which sounds like he's gently saying whack-whack-whack) he'll be at the back door quacking as loud as he can to be let in which can be quite annoying.

He eats chicken pellets and corn which can be found in pet shops, I did buy him duck pellets but he turned his nose up at them. It probably costs me 50p a week to feed him.
What sort of duck is he?

Turn7

24,073 posts

227 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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Nice write up Sheets, made me smile.

When I lived at home, a woman round te corner had a pair of ducks, and they talked to you evry time you walked past.

SC7

1,882 posts

187 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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Sheets, your post has made me want a duck!

Munter

31,326 posts

247 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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Moo27 said:
Oh that did make me chuckle! he sounds like a proper character!
Sounds quackers to me....

getmecoat

Rooster

2,241 posts

243 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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SC7 said:
Sheets, your post has made me want a duck!
deffo +1
must admit I needed something to make me laugh and that did the trick.

Digger

15,106 posts

197 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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Any pics of quack quack crapper? smile

Sheets Tabuer

19,552 posts

221 months

Monday 12th September 2011
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EarlOfHazard said:
What sort of duck is he?
He's a call duck.

Here he is on the naughty step for washing in the dogs bowl and soaking the kitchen.



"please let me out, I promise I won't do it again"

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Friday 11th May 21:55

Jasandjules

70,419 posts

235 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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SC7 said:
Sheets, your post has made me want a duck!
Me too.....

Vron

2,538 posts

215 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Here are some of mine.

Fab pets but if you haven't got a river with flowing water don't think about a pond they will ruin it will poo, strip out every last leaf of vegetation and eat your goldfish.

Muscovy or Khaki Campbells are not big swimmers so Ok as a garden duck.

They can be noisy although I like the quacking sound your neighbours may not.

They live about 5-7 years.









Moo27

395 posts

179 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Sheets Tabuer said:
He's a call duck.

Here he is on the naughty step for washing in the dogs bowl and soaking the kitchen.



"please let me out, I promise I won't do it again"
We so need to see some more pictures of him!

selwonk

2,132 posts

231 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Vron said:
Cool! A 2-headed duck!

Bryn Pinzgauer

101 posts

228 months

Thursday 15th September 2011
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Bump - can we have more pictures of the duck?

Arun_D

2,305 posts

201 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Bryn Pinzgauer said:
Bump - can we have more pictures of the duck?
^^ This. What a character!!

Sheets Tabuer

19,552 posts

221 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Hmm don't have many, I'll have to take some more.

Here he is at the back door after I woke him up.


Here he is inspecting the hen house


This is him keeping our rescue dog at bay, notice the look on the dogs face (he's been told off a few times by the duck)hehe



Sorry for the thumb in the way.