What are these horrible things

[MuffDaddy]

We moved house yesterday and when the removal men picked up the small plastic shed I found this:



It looked like tos of straw lined up in neat rows.

Inside each piece of straw was one of these:



Any ideas what I've left for the new owners of the house?

[Flintstone]

Bum weevils.









Sorry. No idea but would like to know

[dave_s13]

You should take an even worse picture...you know, to make it harder like.

Get the camera out again!!

[croyde]

dave_s13 said:

You should take an even worse picture...you know, to make it harder like.

Get the camera out again!!

[MuffDaddy]

How about this one?

[Road2Ruin]

focus man focus.

[Matt Harper]

Road2Ruin said:

focus man focus.

....and you took the shed, you cheap git!

[blindswelledrat]

No idea but from those photographs I would guess at bananas?
QUite harmless, edible even.

[Phooey]

http://www.distriplusasia.com/products_pictures/ba...

Baby corn?

[tonym911]

blindswelledrat said:

No idea but from those photographs I would guess at bananas?
QUite harmless, edible even.

[Defcon5]

Phooey said:

http://www.distriplusasia.com/products_pictures/ba...

Baby corn?

[Sheets Tabuer]

They look a bit like caterpillars.

[t84]

Push one into your penis and see what happens

[TheEnd]

t84 said:

Push one into your penis and see what happens

Yep, then wait for 4-6 weeks, and whatever crawls out the end, it'll be the larvae of one of those.

So simple when you think about it.

[FasterFreddy]

Never mind what they are.







JUST RUN!!!!

[Marf]

They're clearly candy bananas.

[Phooey]

Marf said:

They're clearly candy bananas.

[Otto]

I have nothing constructive to add, except that the replies on here so far have been some of the funniest comments I've read on this site!

[croyde]

Petrol and a lighter are your friends.

[Boosted LS1]

They look like catterpillars to me, maybe a moth species.