Eating potatos grown from a dead cat

Eating potatos grown from a dead cat

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dibbers006

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13,550 posts

225 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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How many years after a cat has been dead and buried in the garden would you find it acceptable to grow potatoes over its location?

I was a little bit hurl at the thought. Someone mentioned that they had grown flowers first but 6 years later they grew veg.

That's nasty right? yikes

G_T

16,160 posts

197 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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That's fking brilliant.

Quite clearly going to get Tiddle's head in with the potatoe harvest.

chevykevv

1,447 posts

214 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Got to get an award for top title,

I opened in anticipation not knowing what the thread was going to be about.

Edited by chevykevv on Monday 10th August 15:22

Plotloss

67,280 posts

277 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Consider the hundreds of thousands of dead animals that have become local fertiliser for just about everything you've ever eaten since you were born.

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

255 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Your own cat? I wouldnt ever, get quite attached to moggies by the time they expire.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

249 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Was the cat called Pete?

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

202 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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I wouldn't grow anything where my pet was buried. Ever.


On a slightly related note I was asked by a friend to help her this weekend.
Her cat died 4 years ago and we buried him in a blanket in her garden.

She has just bought a new house and wanted him in the garden there, along with her other cat that died a few weeks ago...

So I exhumed his remains and moved them to the new place. To say it was not pleasant is an understatement but that's what friends are for. frown

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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I have nothing of value to add to this thread, other than "yes".

G_T

16,160 posts

197 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
I wouldn't grow anything where my pet was buried. Ever.


On a slightly related note I was asked by a friend to help her this weekend.
Her cat died 4 years ago and we buried him in a blanket in her garden.

She has just bought a new house and wanted him in the garden there, along with her other cat that died a few weeks ago...

So I exhumed his remains and moved them to the new place. To say it was not pleasant is an understatement but that's what friends are for. frown
Did you flush it?

Dupont666

21,678 posts

199 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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watch out when pulling the spuds out they could have growing in the skull and then out comes a potato brain in a skull

dibbers006

Original Poster:

13,550 posts

225 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Plotloss said:
Consider the hundreds of thousands of dead animals that have become local fertiliser for just about everything you've ever eaten since you were born
So not a second thought about tucking into the veg over Mr.Marmaduke...

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

202 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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G_T said:
Nolar Dog said:
I wouldn't grow anything where my pet was buried. Ever.


On a slightly related note I was asked by a friend to help her this weekend.
Her cat died 4 years ago and we buried him in a blanket in her garden.

She has just bought a new house and wanted him in the garden there, along with her other cat that died a few weeks ago...

So I exhumed his remains and moved them to the new place. To say it was not pleasant is an understatement but that's what friends are for. frown
Did you flush it?
confused

G_T

16,160 posts

197 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
G_T said:
Nolar Dog said:
I wouldn't grow anything where my pet was buried. Ever.


On a slightly related note I was asked by a friend to help her this weekend.
Her cat died 4 years ago and we buried him in a blanket in her garden.

She has just bought a new house and wanted him in the garden there, along with her other cat that died a few weeks ago...

So I exhumed his remains and moved them to the new place. To say it was not pleasant is an understatement but that's what friends are for. frown
Did you flush it?
confused
The exhumed remains.



Edited by G_T on Monday 10th August 15:29

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

215 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Pussy that has potatoes growing in it is best avoided.

I would bury it elsewhere.

dibbers006

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13,550 posts

225 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Dupont666 said:
watch out when pulling the spuds out they could have growing in the skull and then out comes a potato brain in a skull
Exactly! I have had this with a mouse once. Pure bone though thankfully.

trumpet 600

3,527 posts

238 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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So cats do have a use after all.

GKP

15,099 posts

248 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Not sure I'd like to dig the tatties up along with some of Tiddles. Get them plant an apple tree instead, that way you'll know if the cat has leached into the plant by the skull shaped fruit.

JonRB

76,078 posts

279 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Dupont666 said:
watch out when pulling the spuds out they could have growing in the skull and then out comes a potato brain in a skull
That would be awesome!

Jasandjules

70,491 posts

236 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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I'm going to go with a No, I think the burial section of the garden is rather different to the vegetable patch section..........

fatboy b

9,570 posts

223 months

Monday 10th August 2009
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Just wait 'til you dig up a potato that looks uncannily like a cat.